Rev. Edmund Hamilton Sears' Christmas Carol 'It Came Upon A Midnight Clear' And Unitarian Universalist Misuse Of Blasphemy Law To Cover-Up U*U Pedophilia & Rape: What's The Connection?

How about this plagU*Urized parody version of the Unitarian Christmas carol 'It Came Upon a Midnight Clear', which was first written as a poem by "famous Unitarian" minister Rev. Edmund Hamilton Sears in 1849?

It came served by a bailiff drear,
That glorious "song" so bold,
From lawyers bending blasphemy law,
To earn their share of gold:

"Blasphemy! Take down your posts."
Said Coulombe's SO specious spin.
The lawyer with brazen boldness lied,
To hide the U*U's sins.


Still with their shameful lies they stand,
Though rape has been "unfurled";
And still their shameless bullshit floats
O'er all the U*U World:

Because of sad and shameful crimes,
They're bent on "covering" sin.
And even without legal grounds
The Stikeman lawyers spin.


Oh U*Us beneath Truth's crushing load,
Whose lawyers are bending laws,
Who toil along the lying way
With painful steps, then pause. . .

Look now, for sad and shameful hours
Come swiftly on the wing;
Unrest caused by bald faced lies,
Yes, Jim Key's bullshit spin.


For lo! the days are hastening on,
By prophets seen of old,
When with the ever-growing lies
Shall come the time foretold,

When The Emerson Avenger shall "own"
The U*U's legal spin,
And the whole world will mock the "song"
Which now the U*Us sing.