Whole Woman’s Health v. Hellerstedt And Unitarian Universalist Clergy Sexual Misconduct - What's The Connection?

How about this parody version of a UUA statement in support of abortion access that UUA President Peter Morales made about the Whole Woman’s Health v. Hellerstedt challenge of Texas abortion law:

“Besides having a long and shameful history of clergy sexual misconduct Unitarian Universalism has a long history of supporting a broad spectrum of women’s rights including making one’s own decision about a terminating a pregnancy caused by being impregnated by a less than perfect Unitarian Universalist minister. In Texas, lawmakers infringed on the dignity of women who seek access to safe and affordable abortion services in the wake of being impregnated by "less than ethical" UUA clergy by enacting a restrictive law that disproportionately affects the most vulnerable and marginalized among U*Us. As president of the Unitarian Universalist Association, I join with other faith leaders in calling on the US Supreme Court to vote to uphold human rights and reproductive justice and to reverse the Fifth Circuit Court’s decision so that women who have unwanted pregnancies caused by being victims of Unitarian Universalist clergy sexual misconduct may terminate those pregnancies.”

According to Kenneth Sutton, managing editor of UU World, UU Women’s Federation President Kirstie Lewis and the Rev. Debra Haffner, president and CEO of the Religious Institute, also joined in UUA President Rev. Dr. Peter Morales' statement in support of abortion access for women impregnated by UU clergy.