The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada

In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here -

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Most Unitarian Universalist Church Members Are Self-Centered Spiritual Slackers And Surly Serfs In The Kingdom Of God. . .

But don't take *my* word for it U*Us. . .

Take the word of Unitarian Universalist minister Rev. Tom Schade aka Rev. Thomas Robert Schade, as posted to his brand spanking new thelivelytradition blog post entitled -

'Re-Imagining Unitarian Universalism, Worship: Another Case Study.'

"I think that the average person in the pews 

does not appreciate being seen as 

a self-centered spiritual slacker, 

a surly serf in the Kingdom of God." 

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Saturday, May 18, 2013

Unitarian Universalist Minister Rev. Jim Robinson Can Haz A Big Fat U*U Adventure Of Discovery?

So here's to U*U Reverend Robinson! :-)

Scott Wells loves U*U more than U*Us know. . .

Google search U*U, please, Reverend Robinson.

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Tuesday, May 14, 2013

The Emerson Avenger Has Given U*Us A Clearer Picture Of Some Important Views On The U*U World

But don't take *my* word for it U*Us. . .

Oh what the Hell, take my word for it *this* time U*Us.

As posted in the following plagU*Urized comment that I just submitted in response to the UUA's Church Of The Larger Fellowship's 'Daily Compass' brand-spanking new blog post entitled -

'A Clearer View'

The Emerson Avenger goes to great, and sometimes even somewhat dangerous, lengths to provide ALL U*Us with a clearer view of the U*U World. TEA strips away the grime of Big Fat U*U Assumptions and prejudices. TEA clarifies important facts (but will mercifully spare U*Us from clarifying any important U*U facts in this particular comment). TEA gives U*Us the opportunity to see a bit more of the U*U World as it really is, even providing photographs and U*UTube videos and other documentary evidence of what *really* happens in the U*U World. . .

I dare say that TEA is the healthy antioxidant of the U*U World!

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Here are a few free samples of The Emerson Avenger's clearer view of the U*U World, including a few "clAssic"  U*UTube videos. . .

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Monday, May 13, 2013

Two Female SPVM Police Officers Who May Or May Not Be Mothers In The Literal Sense Of The Word And Mother's Day 2013 - What's The Connection?

Just when I thought that my days of enjoying interesting philosophical discussions with SPVM police officers in front of the Unitarian Church of Montreal were over, two female SPVM officers decided in their rather questionable wisdom that Mother's Day 2013 aka International Disturb The Peace For An End To UUA Culture That Supports Domestic Violence And Rape Day would be the perfect day to threaten me to give me a bullshit ticket for allegedly "impeding circulation" after yet another Montreal Unitarian falsely accused me of "blocking the sidewalk" in yet another misguided effort by both the Unitarian Church of Montreal aka "The Church Of the Tarnished Image" and the SPVM aka Le Service de police de la Ville de Montréal to misuse and abuse Montreal municipal bylaws to try to intimidate me into waiving my Canadian Charter Of Rights And Freedoms guaranteed right to engage in peaceful public protest in front of this self-described "Unitarian Church".

I am not sure if the two female SPVM police officers in the U*UTube video posted above are actually mothers in the literal sense of the word. . . but their Station 11 Clown Posse Act aka incompetent and embarrassing SPVM police intervention starts at 3:30 mins in to this personal security cam surveillance video.

Poor things. . .

In all the excitement of having my first philosophical discussion with SPVM police officers in over a year, I totally forgot to read these two ever so polite police women The Emerson Avenger's Miranda Rights Warning For SPVM Police Officers Who Say And/Or Do Stupid Things before they repeatedly shot their mouths off at me and ended up suffering from a case of "Foot-In-Mouth Disease".

Herewith some of the best "soundbites" gleaned from this U*UTube video -

"C'est la police. Vous tutoyez pas la police." 5:00

"On peut* trouvez un moyen. . ." 7:40

In other words, "Vee haf vays to make you valk. . ." ;-)

"Nous aussi en a marre d'avoir des appels pour vous." 8:50

"Donc. . . nous ce qu'on vous demand c'est de bien gentilment prends vos choses, et de quitter." 9:20

"Vous allez avoir une belle amende. . . Ce sera un plaisir de te donner un amende." 9:40

"Ça aidera pas votre cause. . ." 11:30

* I originally heard this phrase as, "On peut trouvez un moyen.", however it is possible that the officer said, "On veut trouvez un moyen." Either way, the fact that these two SPVM police officers were quite evidently trying to "persuade" me to walk away from the front of the Unitarian Church of Montreal where I was conducting my peaceful public protest against U*U injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy by threatening to give me a $100+ ticket means that they were none-the-less saying, "We have ways to make you walk." as it were. . .

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Sunday, May 12, 2013

ReImagining Mother's Day As International Disturb The Peace For An End To UUA Culture That Supports Domestic Violence And Rape Day

Is an idea that The Emerson Avenger kinda wishes that he had come up with all by himself.

Truth be told. . .

The Emerson Avenger is hereby morally and ethically obliged to give credit where credit is due by publicly thanking Rev. Jeff Liebmann for more or less coming up with the idea of reimagining 'Mother's Day' as 'International Disturb The Peace For An End To UUA Culture That Supports Domestic Violence And Rape Day' in a blog post entitled -

Truth and Meaning: Mother's Day

God forbid that The Emerson Avenger should ever be accused of plagiarizing a U*U minister's sermon or blog post etc., because plagiarism is a SERIOUS crime in the UU World. . . 

Here is Rev. Jeff Liebmann's original proposal for more-or-less reimagining 'Mother's Day' as 'InterNational Disturb The Peace For An End To UUA Culture That Supports Domestic Violence And Rape Day'-

"This Mother's Day, let us disturb the peace for our mothers, our daughters and sisters, our wives and partners. Let us disturb the peace for an end to war, an end to attacks on health care, an end to efforts to undercut public education, and especially an end to a culture that endures and supports domestic violence and rape."

 And here is the comment that I just submitted in response to it -

Does that include disturbing the peace for an end to the UU "culture" that supports UU pedophiles and rapists by falsely accusing people of the archaic crime of blasphemous libel for blogging about Unitarian Universalists who have actually been convicted of engaging in such despicable crimes as pedophilia and rape Jeff?

Just asking. . .

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Saturday, May 11, 2013

Is Rev. Thomas Schade Damning UUA Moderator Gini Courter With Great Praise?!!!

In a blog post entitled 'The Hundred Thousand Dollar Question' posted to the ever so interconnected web of the internet on Woden's Day May 1st, 2013, Rev. Thomas Robert Schade describes UUA Moderator Gini Courter as "an extraordinarily ambitious Moderator" who is "attempting to make the UUA Board the real leadership of the Association."

The Hundred Thousand Reichsmark Question is. . .

What possessed Rev. Tom Schade to choose the Big Fat U*U Fate of using this particular photograph of "extraordinarily ambitious" UUA Moderator Gini Courter which "captures" her with her left arm raised in a manner that is more than a little bit reminiscent of the notorious Nazi salute to illustrate his blog post about Gini Courter?

Of the dozens, and possibly even hundreds, of photographs of Gini Courter available on the internet *why* did Rev. Tom Schade select this one, which can be readily interpreted as the "extraordinarily ambitious" UUA Moderator Gini Courter doing a Nazi salute?

Just asking. . .

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Friday, May 10, 2013

Rev. Cynthia P. Cain Viciously Kicks Rev. Dr. Victoria Weinstein & Rev. Dr. Kelly Murphy Mason In Their Big Fat U*U Balls!

But don't take my word for it U*Us. . .

Take the word of "less than perfect" U*U pastor Rev. Cynthia P. Cain herself, as posted to the ever so interconnected web of the internet in the concluding words of her 'Liberal Religion In The South' sermon -

"I don’t know about you, but I want to be a part of a progressive, open, democratic faith with a word of hope, that is NOT* a collection of self-righteous victims but a place where sinners and sinnees both and alike can come to listen to and learn from one another, and to grow a soul."  

A confection of self-righteous victims Part 1

A confection of self-righteous victims Part 2

* My emphasis, and Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s "picture of an asshole".

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Thursday, May 09, 2013

Famous Unitarian Historian & Journalist & Novelist Henry Brooks Adams Questions* The Intelligence And Good Faith Of The UUA's Canadian Attorney Maitre Marc-Andre-Coulombe

"No man likes to have his intelligence 

or good faith questioned, especially

if he has doubts about it himself. . ."


Henry Brooks Adams 

Famous Unitarian Historian & Journalist

(not to mention anti-Semetic bigot. . .) 


* With a little bit of help from Rev. Naomi King. . .

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Friday, May 03, 2013

The UUA Board Of Trustees Is A Big Fat U*U Clown Posse Of Heavy Breathing Functionaries. . .

But don't take *my* word for it U*Us, take the written word of the Unitarian Universalist Association's Southeast District UUA Trustee Rev. Jake Bohstedt Morrill. . .

As posted to the 'The Permanent Transient reveals Hinself (sic) and Extends his Remarks.' post of Rev. Tom Schade's thelivelytradition blog -

"One might say that Policy Governance hobbles a leader’s ability to lead. How can a leader name a vision, and inspire the people, with heavy-breathing functionaries standing so close."

Big Fat U*U Disclaimer -

Rev. Jake Morrill is a member of the UUA Board aka a UUA Trustee, but he does NOT speak on behalf of the UUA Board of Trustees in this particular instance. He speaks only for himself. . .

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Thursday, May 02, 2013

Greater Lynn Unitarian Universalist Church In Swampscott MA And First Parish Norwell Unitarian Universalist Church - What's The Connection?

Can U*Us say Rev. Dr. Victoria Weinstein aka Vicki The Impaler?

Yes, that's right U*Us.

For reasons as yet unexplained to U*Us. . . that "small town pastor" Rev. Dr. Victoria Weinstein aka Peacebang, who *was* serving the historic New England Unitarian Universalist congregation known as First Parish Norwell Unitarian Universalist Church, is in the process of jumping ship from *that* somewhat leaky U*U Ship Of Fools to the Greater Lynn Unitarian Universalist Church in Swampscott, Massachusetts.

According to the UUCGL's May 2013 Newsletter, next Tuesday Rev. Dr. Vicki The Impaler will be offering a special presentation entitled "Ministry, Mission and Vision: A Broader U*U Perspective" in which she will share insights from her work as a congregational consultant and Big Fat U*U Evangelist, considering with Greater Lynn U*Us some of the possibilities for UUCGL's place in the future of the ever so free faith known as The U*U Movement aka Unitarian Universalism aka The Tiny Declining Fringe Religion™.

Looks like things could get UUCGLy. . .

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