How about this parody version of a
UUA statement in support of abortion access that UUA President Peter Morales made about the Whole Woman’s Health v. Hellerstedt challenge of Texas abortion law:
“Besides having a long and shameful history of clergy sexual misconduct
Unitarian Universalism has a long history of supporting a broad spectrum of
women’s rights including making one’s own decision about a terminating a pregnancy caused by being impregnated by a less than perfect Unitarian Universalist minister. In
Texas, lawmakers infringed on the dignity of women who seek access to
safe and affordable abortion services in the wake of being impregnated by "less than ethical" UUA clergy by enacting a restrictive law that
disproportionately affects the most vulnerable and marginalized among U*Us. As
president of the Unitarian Universalist Association, I join with
other faith leaders in calling on the US Supreme Court to vote to uphold
human rights and reproductive justice and to reverse the Fifth Circuit
Court’s decision so that women who have unwanted pregnancies caused by being victims of
Unitarian Universalist clergy sexual misconduct may terminate those pregnancies.”
According to Kenneth Sutton, managing editor of UU World
, UU Women’s Federation President Kirstie Lewis and
the
Rev. Debra Haffner, president and CEO of the Religious
Institute, also joined in UUA President Rev. Dr. Peter Morales' statement in support of abortion access for women impregnated by UU clergy.
Labels: Kenneth Sutton, parody, Rev. Debra W. Haffner, U*U clergy sexual misconduct, U*U clergy sexual misconduct roll call, UU World editors, UUA President Peter Morales
