Hickory Dickory Dock The MOUSES* Ran Down The Clock. . .
The MOU*USES** will find themselves in a Big Fat U*U Fix
Hickory dickory Dawkins
Without further ado, or half-baked parody nursery rhymes for that matter. . . herewith the annotated version of the full & complete text of the "electronic communication" aka email that I sent to Stikeman Elliott LLP Barristers & Solicitors barrister*solicitor aka attorney aka lawyer Maitre Marc-André Coulombe on the morning of Freya's Day aka Friday June 15, 2012 -
Re: A Few More Questions Re: Unitarian Universalist Association and al. vs. Yourself
CC: email@example.com, firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com
Friday, June 15, 2012 8:23:53 AM
Friday aka Freya's Day aka Frigg Day June 15, 2012
Dear Maitre Coulombe,
It is now the better part of a full work week since I sent you the email (or what some U*Us would call an "electronic communication") copied immediately below and dated Monday June 11, 2012, 11:00:25 AM. You have so far neglected, or indeed refused. . . to respond to it in any manner whatsoever. If you and/or your client the Unitarian Universalist Association of Congregations find yourselves unready, unwilling, or indeed just plain unable. . . to provide some credible evidence supporting the Association's rather questionable aka "less than credible" accusation to the effect that I am guilty of making "unfounded and vicious allegations to the effect that ministers of the Association engage in such despicable crimes as pedophilia and rape", and/or that such allegedly "unfounded and vicious allegations" made against "less than perfect" Unitarian Universalist ministers are actually defamatory to the extent that they constitute the criminal act of blasphemous libel (Criminal Code R.S.C. 1985, c. C.46.1), I hereby demand that you and your client must formally and rapidly withdraw these accusations against me, and officially, adequately, and publicly apologize to me for bringing such deeply insulting and AFA*I*AC quite defamatory accusations against me. In fact, you can inform your client that I am hereby formally demanding that an official UUA apology for bringing this highly questionable accusation against me must be delivered publicly in front of a few thousand UUA delegates by UUA President Rev. Dr. Peter Morales and/or UUA Executive Vice President Kathleen "'Kay" Montgomery during the UUA's so-called "Justice GA" in Phoenix AZ next week if you fail to provide credible evidence that substantiates what UUA internet moderators might describe as "unsubstantiated rumors" about me by 6:00pm Monday June 18, 2012.
* MOUSES = Moronic Overconfident "Unitarians" Spouting Egregious Slander
** MOU*USES = Moronic Overconfident Unitarian*Universalists Shooting 'Emselves Shoeless