UUA President Rev. Dr. Peter "Beyond Belief" Morales Issues A Big Fat U*U Public Statement Following. . .

Gowlings Lawyer Mark Bantey's Big Fat U*U Decision Regarding Montreal Unitarian U*U Sue Montgomery's Complicity In U*U Cover-Up Of Clergy Abuse Inc. "Such Despicable Crimes As Pedophilia And Rape". . .



The Rev. Peter Morales, president of the Unitarian Universalist Association (UUA), issued this statement following the decision by Gowlings media lawyer Mark Bantey to have Robin Edgar aka The Emerson Avenger served with a dU*Ubious cease and desist demand letter falsely accusing him of making "libellous statements" about Montreal Unitarian U*U, and The Gazette's so-called "Justice Reporter", Sue Montgomery that took place earlier this evening on the 4th Day of Chalica in Montreal, Qc:

“The fact that Gowlings lawyer Mark Bantey FAILed to engage in a free and genuinely *responsible* search for the Truth and meaning of Robin Edgar's statements about Montreal U*U Sue Montgomery would be a miscarriage of justice at any time. Coming so soon after the all-too-similar FAILure of our Canadian attorney, Stikeman Elliott Barristers & Solicitors litigation lawyer Maitre Marc-André Coulombe in falsely accusing Robin Edgar aka The Emerson Avenger of the archaic crime of blasphemous libel in June of 2012, this Big Fat U*U Decision throws into stark relief the growing mistrust many persons of inherent worth and dignity have about the ability of Unitarian*Uviversalists aka U*Us to actually practice U*Uism's 2nd Principle which calls for justice, equity and compassion in human relations, to say nothing of U*Uism's 4th Principle and the five other principles of Unitarian*Universalism aka U*Uism aka The U*U Movement aka The Tiny Decling Fringe Religion™.


In both cases, the victims were Big Law corporate litigation lawyers. In both cases, they were unarmed with facts and evidence. In both cases, the Unitarian*Universalist plaintiffs aka U*U complainants were White U*Us. The Gowlings lawyer hired a Montreal bailiff to serve a cease and desist demand letter full of highly questionable accusations to Robin Edgar that is explicitly prohibited by the 4th Principle of Unitarian Universalism, and The Emerson Avenger ruled the cease and desist demand letter to be highly questionable and even full of U*U "shit". Despite these facts — including a video of The Gazette's "Justice Reporter" Sue Montomery callously ignoring Robin Edgar's suggestion that she should research and write a The Gazette news report about the UUA's misuse of Canada's blasphemy law in Bill Cosby style legal bullying intended to cover-up and deny U*U clergy sexual abuse, indeed "such despicable crimes as pedophilia and rape", to say nothing of a much more recent video showing Montreal bailiff Hugo Doucet handing Robin Edgar the prohibited cease and desist demand letter — there was no indictment and therefore no chance for a judge and*or jury to rule on these cases in a court of law. There is NO justice in these Big Fat U*U Decisions. If anything they are shameful and hubristic perversions of justice that seek to cover-up and hide the inconvenient Truth that "certain Unitarian Universalist ministers" have not only engaged in "such despicable crimes as pedophilia and rape", but some of these abusive U*U ministers have even been convicted of committing "such despicable crimes" in open court.


As appalling as this Big Fat U*U Decision is, we U*Us must not give in to Big Fat U*U Despair. I am heartened to hear that the non-existent UUA Justice Department will not be investigating this case of ongoing U*U misuse and abuse of the Canadian justice system to cover-up and deny U*U clergy abuse and*or Montreal Unitarian U*U Sue Montgomery's complicity therein. But no matter what this non-investigation never finds, Montreal Unitarian U*U and The Gazette's "Justice Reporter" Sue Montgomery is NOT complicit in U*U cover-up and denial of UUA clergy abuse which includes, but is by NO means limited to clergy sexual abuse of children aka "such despicable crimes as pedophilia and rape." Rev. Mack W. Mitchell and Richard Buell, to say absolutely nothing of Steven Craig Bulleit. . . are NOT convicted U*U rapists and other unmentionable U*U clergy are NOT convicted of pedophiles. And we U*Us must raise our voices, again and again, to proclaim that blogging about convicted U*U pedophiles and rapists constitutes the archaic crime of blasphemous libel against The U*U Movement aka U*Uism aka The Tiny Declining Fringe Religion™ and that NO children or elders were abused in UUA Moderator Jim Key's alleged "investigations" of UUA clergy sexual misconduct aka U*U clergy sexual abuse aka U*U CSA.


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Comments

Anonymous said…
Okay, Peter Morales totally didn't issue that statement. You wrote it. It has 'big fat U*U' in it along with other Edgarisms.
Robin Edgar said…
Yes, it is what's known as parody. I would have thought that the Big Fat U*U This That And The Other Thing(s) and other "Edgarisms" would have made that glaringly obvious.

BTW The U*U is a Mary Bennettism. . .
Anonymous said…
OK, might be good to tag it or something. I thought you might have become confused. It's evident that you wrote it, but they also say that you are mentally unbalanced, so it isn't clear to the casual visitor whether a) You're OK and it's parody or b) They're right and you're nuts.

The UU one is rather clever.
Robin Edgar said…
I almost always provide a link to the UUA material that I am parodying, but I neglected to do so in this case because I was a bit rushed and had other priorities. It should none-the-less be quite obvious that the post is parody and satire, especially in light of its similarity to previous parody blog posts.

Thanks for pointing out that "they" (i.e. outrageously hypocritical U*Us) are slanderously and libellously saying that I am mentally unbalanced. "They" have been doing so for almost 2 decades now, even though I have never been diagnosed with any serious mental illness, and have even provided two letters from a psychiatrist attesting to the fact that he could find no traces of psychoses in me. I like to take the piss out of U*U hypocrites for abusively pathologizing me by giving them what they seem to want on this blog. The Emerson Avenger's somewhat "over-the-top" behavior is also inspired by the truly outrageous behavior that hypocritical U*Us allow their verbally and psychologically abusive U*U clergy to get away with, with complete impU*Unity. . .

I am not sure what you are referring to when you say "The UU one is rather clever." Do you mean the U ass-to-risk U U*U acronym that former CUC Director Mary Bennett is responsible for?
Anonymous said…
Yes, that one :-)

You're deeply familiar with this stuff, but a stranger who lands on your blog for the first time may never get past the first one or two posts (esp. given their length), so they'll never know you well enough to understand that.
Robin Edgar said…
I dare say that I had a field day following my somewhat belated discovery that CUC Executive Director Mary Bennett had so U*Unilaterally decided in her wisdU*Umb to insert famous U*U Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s "picture of an asshole" between the two Us of UUism to symbolize the self-vaunted "inclusiveness" of The U*U Movement LOL! In typical U*U fashion Mary Bennett and other U*Us obstinately refU*Used to correct their Big Fat U*U BlU*Under for years, indeed close to a decade. It seems however that Mary Bennett's ever so U*Useful U*U acronym is now officially defU*Unct. ;-)

I hear your reasonable advice, but I am not overly concerned about people getting to know me. This blog is intended to expose and denounce U*U injustices, abuses and hypocrisy and, judging by how many visits it receives, and how the UUA has reacted to it, it is serving that purpose quite well. People who want to get to know me better can and do follow me on Twitter or Facebook.