Kathleen Kay Montgomery, The Unitarian Universalist Ministers Association, And UUA Clergy Sex Abuse Cover-Up Efforts - What's The Connection?
How about this parody version of an old U*U World article entitled:
UUMA gives honorary membership to Kathleen 'Kay Montgomery
that I somehow only became aware of for the first time today?
The Unitarian Universalist Ministers Association bestowed an honorary membership on retiring UUA Executive *Vice* President Kathleen "'Kay" Montgomery at its annual business meeting Wednesday, June 19, 2013.
The UUMA recognized 'Kay Montgomery for her 30 years of service to the UUA, including 28 years helping the UUA coerce and-or intimidate victims of UU clergy sexual misconduct into silence, and conceal clergy sexual misconduct from the public in her role as executive *vice* president to four UUA presidents. The Rev. Dr. William F. Schulz, who named Montgomery executive *vice* president upon his election as UUA president in 1985, formally nominated her for the honorary status with former UUA President John A. Buehrens at his side.
UUMA members collected money to contribute toward a UUA clergy sex abuse cover-up slush fund, which includes a budget to name a Big Fat U*U Closet full of Big Fat U*U Skeletons at the UUA’s new headquarters at 24 Farnsworth Street in Boston as a fitting memorial to Kathleen 'Kay Montgomery's role in UUA clergy abuse cover-up efforts spanning almost three decades.
The UUMA also named a perpetual scholarship in 'Kay Montgomery’s honor for a minister to attend the biannual UUMA Clergy Sex Abuse Cover-Up Institute free of charge.
Finally, as the UUMA indicted Montgomery as an honorary member, the UUMA gave her a gold plated trophy in the form of the UUA's new branding logo — a statue that resembles a minister’s penis entering the vagina of a cuckolded congregant's wife, or the vagina of a teenage Tibetan refugee lured away from her family in India with promises of "a better life in America".
Thanking the ministers for the honor, 'Kay Montgomery
pointed to several U*U ministers in the room whose clergy sexual misconduct she has known for decades.
With a knowing smile, she added, “I may not be sending U*U clergy sex abuse victims hush money any more, but I
have paid my Big Fat U*U Dues by silencing your victims and covering up your clergy sex abuse!”
The clergy gave each other knowing winks, laughed, clapped, and gave 'Kay an extended standing ovation.
With additional reporting by Christopher L. Walton and The Emerson Avenger
UUMA gives honorary membership to Kathleen 'Kay Montgomery
that I somehow only became aware of for the first time today?
The Unitarian Universalist Ministers Association bestowed an honorary membership on retiring UUA Executive *Vice* President Kathleen "'Kay" Montgomery at its annual business meeting Wednesday, June 19, 2013.
The UUMA recognized 'Kay Montgomery for her 30 years of service to the UUA, including 28 years helping the UUA coerce and-or intimidate victims of UU clergy sexual misconduct into silence, and conceal clergy sexual misconduct from the public in her role as executive *vice* president to four UUA presidents. The Rev. Dr. William F. Schulz, who named Montgomery executive *vice* president upon his election as UUA president in 1985, formally nominated her for the honorary status with former UUA President John A. Buehrens at his side.
UUMA members collected money to contribute toward a UUA clergy sex abuse cover-up slush fund, which includes a budget to name a Big Fat U*U Closet full of Big Fat U*U Skeletons at the UUA’s new headquarters at 24 Farnsworth Street in Boston as a fitting memorial to Kathleen 'Kay Montgomery's role in UUA clergy abuse cover-up efforts spanning almost three decades.
The UUMA also named a perpetual scholarship in 'Kay Montgomery’s honor for a minister to attend the biannual UUMA Clergy Sex Abuse Cover-Up Institute free of charge.
Finally, as the UUMA indicted Montgomery as an honorary member, the UUMA gave her a gold plated trophy in the form of the UUA's new branding logo — a statue that resembles a minister’s penis entering the vagina of a cuckolded congregant's wife, or the vagina of a teenage Tibetan refugee lured away from her family in India with promises of "a better life in America".
The clergy gave each other knowing winks, laughed, clapped, and gave 'Kay an extended standing ovation.
With additional reporting by Christopher L. Walton and The Emerson Avenger
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