Did Santa Barbara Unitarian*Universalists *Really* Boast Some Of The Most Lurid Sex Scandals In Town Not So Long Ago?

In a satirical "rant" about Santa Barbara Unitarian*Universalists in the Santa Barbara Independent newspaper titled -

'Bark Not, Want Not - Angry Poodle Howls at the Unitarian Church'

Santa Barbara Independent columnist Nick Welsh asserts that -

"It wasn’t too long ago that Unitarians boasted some of the most lurid sex scandals in town."

That was too good a foil for The Emerson Avenger to resist playing off. . .

Here is the comment that I successfully submitted in response to this less than flattering expose of Santa Barbara Unitarian Universalists -

"It wasn’t too long ago that Unitarians boasted some of the most lurid sex scandals in town."

To quote Bill Clausen -

I didn't know about this. Tell me more please. . . :-)

Was this alleged lurid Unitarian sex scandal as lurid as "manic" U*U minister Rev. Victoria Weinstein's publicly aired "sodomy fantasy" which luridly imagined state Senator Bill Napoli "anally impaled on the Statue of Liberty's torch"?

Was it as lurid as Rev. Weinstein's "pillar of the church" parishioner Richard Buell being convicted of the forcible rape of a couple of preteen girls, including a "a female family member" who was most likely one of his grand-daughters?

Was it as lurid as U*U minister Rev. Mack Mitchell's forcible rape of teenaged Tibetan refugees who he lured from India to his parish in Northboro MA with promises of a new and better life in America?

And did Santa Barbara Unitarians *really* boast about this lurid sex scandal?

I wouldn't put it past *some* utterly shameless Unitarians to actually boast about their sex scandals. . . In fact I know some Unitarians who would probably take it as a compliment if one accused them of having no shame.

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With 20/20 hind*sight it occurs to me that I *really* should have asked -

Were these alleged lurid Unitarian sex scandals as lurid as (fill in the big fat U*U blank)

After all the Angry Poodle aka Nick Welsh *did* say -

"It wasn’t too long ago that Unitarians boasted some of the most lurid sex scandals in town."

Clearly Nick is speaking about more than one lurid sex scandal that Santa Barbara Unitarians "boasted" of, possibly even several. . .

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