SOME ALL CAPS BEAUTY TIPS FOR PEACEBANG AKA *THE* REVEREND DOCTOR VICTORIA WEINSTEIN AKA VICKI THE IMPALER. . .
WE WEAR STOCKINGS OR SOCKS WHEN WE ANALLY IMPALE REPUBLICAN STATE SENATORS ON THE STATUE OF LIBERTY'S TORCH.
WE DO NOT SLIP ON CASUAL FLATS OR SPORTY SHOES WITH CLERICAL VESTMENTS AND GIVE "LESS THAN PERFECT" UU YOUTH THE SIDE OF OUR BOOT IN THE TUSHIE HARD WITH OUR BARE ANKLES SHOWING.
Here are some more beauty tips for Peacebang that The Emerson Avenger has plagUUrized from the same blog post. . .
Anally impaling a U.S. state senator on the Statue Of Liberty's torch is a public event. Any time UU clergy are asked to participate in a Sadistic ritual known as anal impalement, they are attending a public event and representing not just their brutish, Sadistic selves, but the Clergy as a whole. Whether or not they are saying a word during the anal impalement, they are fulfilling a symbolic function (as well as a collegial and ecclesiastical one) and casual footwear inserted in their mouth does not cut it.
Lather, rinse and repeat for ALL anal impalements.
Booting deliquent Unitarian Universalist youth in the tushie HARD calls not only for appropriate footwear and socks or stockings but for intentional kicking of the UU youth's butt and subsequent loss of face.
Those UU clergy who will be appearing in historical photographs should make some effort beyond just showing up and throwing on a gigantic pearl necklace and faux leopard skin sweater.
Is there some theological issue with Republicans that I don’t know about? Is a little lipstick or concealer so much to ask? Would it kill UUs to anally impale a Republican state senator on the Statue of Liberty's torch once in awhile? Sorry, Peacebang gets carried away. . .
I just don’t want ANY UU clergy to be caught on film looking well-nigh bedraggled.
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