Buddhist U*U Rev. James Ishmael Ford Viciously* Kicks Stikeman Elliott Litigation Lawyers & Hubristic UUA Leaders In Their Big Fat U*U Balls. . .
Herewith my plagU*Urized version of the ever so easily plagiarized Buddhist U*U minister Rev. James Ishmael Ford's brand spanking new 'Ah, June Dawns…' Monkey Mind blog post -
The first of June! How did that happen?
I see that on this day in the year 193 the Roman Emperor Didius Julianus was assassinated, in 1660 Mary Dyer was hung in Massachusetts for being a Quaker and refusing to go away, in 1779 Benedict Arnold got himself court-martialed, in 1815 Napoleon swore to uphold the French constitution, presumably with crossed fingers in that hidden hand, and in 1857 Charles Baudelaire published his collection of poems, Les Fleurs du mal…
More recently, on Friday June 1st, 2012, Stikeman Elliott Barristers & Solicitors litigation lawyer Maitre Marc-André Coulombe, acting on behalf of the Unitarian Universalist Association of Congregations in Boston aka "Bean Town", chose the Big Fat U*U Fate of sending The Emerson Avenger an "electronic communication" containing a PDF file of a cease and desists demand letter aka Mise En Demeure falsely accusing him of the archaic crime of blasphemous libel for allegedly making "unfounded and vicious allegations to the effect that ministers of the Association engage in such despicable crimes as pedophilia and rape." Not to mention ever so hubristically accusing The Emerson Avenger of "threatening and defamatory conduct amounting to sexual harassment" of one Rev. Dr. Victoria Weinstein aka Peacebang aka Vicki The Impaler for blogging about *her* Big Fat U*U Sodomy Fantasy that obscenely and Sadistically imagined "South Dakota state senator Bill Napoli anally impaled on the Statue of Liberty's torch."
Things that should not happen continue to happen, but *that* seems to set much of a Big Fat U*U Tone. . .
I find I’m coming to think that Unitarian Universalists, as a species, are probably not going to make it, in that sense of surviving for say as long as the Shakers did.
I kind of like U*Us, in the way one likes a generally unpleasant cat that bites at random and throws up where you walk.
* Albeit somewhat inadverently. . . ;-)
Labels: Marc-André Coulombe, Peacebang's Beauty Tips For Senators, Rev. Cynthia Cain, Rev. Dr. Victoria Weinstein, Rev. James Ishmael Ford, Stikeman Elliott LLP, UUA legal bullying, UUA legal douchebaggery