ReImagining The Day Of The Dead As The Day Of The Corpse-Cold Unitarians aka The Day Of The Living Dead
Yes U*Us, taking a Big Fat U*U Cue from the U*Us who reimagine various holidays as "something else". . . The Emerson Avenger has quite U*Unilaterally decided to reimagine The Day Of The Dead as The Day Of The Corpse-Cold Unitarians aka The Day Of The Living Dead.
The Day of the Dead aka The Day Of The Corpse-Cold Unitarians aka The Day Of The Living Dead falls on November 1 and 2 of each year, coinciding with the Roman Catholic holidays All Saints' Day and All Souls' Day.
Although November 2nd is the official date for The Day of the Dead aka The Day Of The Corpse-Cold Unitarians aka The Day Of The Living Dead, it is celebrated between October 31st and November 2nd. Usually the preparations (and some festivities) start even earlier than that. So really, The "Day" Of The Corpse-Cold Unitarians aka Day Of The Living Dead can also be called The "Days" Of The Corpse-Cold Unitarians aka The "Days" Of The Living Dead, because the holiday spans more than one day.
Traditionally, November 1 is the day for honoring children and infants who have been sexually abused by brain dead Unitarian Universalist ministers like Rev. Mack Wallace Mitchell & UUA "Religious Educators" like Steven Craig Bulleit, and November 2 is the day for honoring adults who have been sexually abused by corpse-cold Unitarian ministers like Rev. Dr. Forrest Church and Rev. Calvin Dame who isn't a literally corpse-cold Unitarian yet.
This is a work in progress and will be worked on by Yours Truly over the next two days. . .
The Day of the Dead aka The Day Of The Corpse-Cold Unitarians aka The Day Of The Living Dead falls on November 1 and 2 of each year, coinciding with the Roman Catholic holidays All Saints' Day and All Souls' Day.
Although November 2nd is the official date for The Day of the Dead aka The Day Of The Corpse-Cold Unitarians aka The Day Of The Living Dead, it is celebrated between October 31st and November 2nd. Usually the preparations (and some festivities) start even earlier than that. So really, The "Day" Of The Corpse-Cold Unitarians aka Day Of The Living Dead can also be called The "Days" Of The Corpse-Cold Unitarians aka The "Days" Of The Living Dead, because the holiday spans more than one day.
Traditionally, November 1 is the day for honoring children and infants who have been sexually abused by brain dead Unitarian Universalist ministers like Rev. Mack Wallace Mitchell & UUA "Religious Educators" like Steven Craig Bulleit, and November 2 is the day for honoring adults who have been sexually abused by corpse-cold Unitarian ministers like Rev. Dr. Forrest Church and Rev. Calvin Dame who isn't a literally corpse-cold Unitarian yet.
This is a work in progress and will be worked on by Yours Truly over the next two days. . .
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