International Blasphemy Rights Day And Unitarian Universalist Pedophiles And Rapists - What's The Connection?

How about this "blasphemous" parody version of a UUA President Peter Morales press release that I have created to somewhat belatedly celebrate International Blasphemy Rights Day 2015?

Statement on "Friendly Fire" Heavy Artillery Shooting Of U*Uism's Clay Feet in Montréal

Woden's Day September 30, 2015 aka International Blasphemy Rights Day aka Blasphemy Day.

The Rev. Dr. Peter Morales, president of the Unitarian Universalist Association aka UUA aka U*U eh?, issued this statement following the news of the "friendly-fire" shooting of Unitarian Universalism's clay feet by the UUA's Stikeman Elliott Barristers & Solicitors litigation lawyer in Montréal:

"I am saddened and sickened to hear of the shooting of Unitarian Universalism's clay feet by the UUA's "heavy artillery" aka Stikeman Elliott Barristers & Solicitors litigation lawyer Maitre Marc-André Coulombe in Montréal, Québec, Soviet Canuckistan. I send my most heartfelt message of condolence and support to the U*U pedophiles and rapists whose despicable crimes of pedophilia and rape the UUA tried to cover-up and deny by falsely accusing Robin Edgar aka The Emerson Avenger of the archaic criminal act of blasphemous libel.

Unitarian Universalist pedophiles and rapists are sacred U*Us who should be protected and sheltered from The Emerson Avenger's "violence". U*Us must NOT learn of "such despicable crimes as pedophilia and rape" committed by "certain Unitarian Universalist ministers". And as the "Vatican" of The Tiny Declining Fringe Religion™, the Unitarian Universalist Association must do ALL it can to protect U*U pedophiles and rapists from justice and equity and*or The Emerson Avenger's public criticism.

At the 2014 General Assembly, UUA Moderator Jim Key aka *Certified* Risk Management Assurance expert James C. Key spouted a worthless "official apology" to victims of Unitarian Universalist clergy sexual misconduct reaffirming the UUA's past and ongoing commitment to covering up and denying U*U clergy sexual misconduct including, but by NO means limited to, "such despicable crimes as pedophilia and rape" committed by "certain Unitarian Universalist miniters", as much as immoral, unethical, and Bat Shit Crazy UUA leaders thinks they can get away with. It is clear that greater controls on The Emerson Avenger and other clergy abuse whistleblowers are desperately needed in The U*U Movement aka The Tiny Declining Fringe Religion™.

We U*Us cannot wait when young people are being sexually abused and even raped by "less than perfect" UUA clergy, to say nothing of U*U Sunday school teachers aka UUA Religious Educators and other UU lay leaders. Our UUA lawyers must act, and we must hold The Emerson Avenger and other clergy misconduct victims and whistleblowers accountable for telling the "less than flattering" Truth about UU clergy sexual misconduct aka U*U clergy sexual abuse.”