UUA Generalissimo Peter Morales Big Fat U*U Battle Plan And The Definition Of Blasphemous - What's The Connection?

How about this plagU*Urized quotation of 19th-century military strategist German Field Marshall Helmuth von Moltke just for starters?

“No Big Fat U*U Plan Of Battle survives

contact with The Emerson Avenger. . .”

I'm told that the original German quote isn’t quite as "punchy", but the meaning is the same.

Some U*Us may prefer Mike Tyson's modern version:

"Everyone has a plan until

they get punched in the face".