The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: http://revelationisnotsealed.homestead.com - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: http://creationday.homestead.com - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here - http://www.takecourage.org/defining.htm

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

The Coors Light Colder Than Most People From Toronto Billboard Advertising Campaign Didn't Go Over So Well With Most People From Toronto. . .

Update: All you good people from Toronto who are visiting the TEA blog thanks to its high ranking in (in)appropriate Google searches for information about the Coors Light Toronto*nian bashing marketing coup cum public relations disaster will probably like the modified images of the "less than cool" Coors Light billboard ads that I posted to the Occam's Zweihänder blog last night. Feel free to grab them and spread them around the internet a bit but I would appreciate it if you let people know where you found them. Now back to corpse-cold Unitarians. . .

But it *could* be a great marketing coup for not only most Toronto Unitarians aka Toronto U*Us but corpse-cold Unitarians U*U World-wide if the Canadian Unitarian Council aka CUC and/or the Unitarian*Universalist Association of Congregations aka the UUA can persuade Molson*Coors Canada to change its rather "less than cool" (with most people from Toronto anyway. . .) Coors Light billboard advertising slogan -

COLDER THAN MOST PEOPLE FROM TORONTO

to

COLDER THAN MOST CORPSE-COLD UNITARIANS

I see this bold marketing ploy as a classic win*win situation for both Coors Light pseudo-beer and corpse*cold Unitarian*Universalism, especially if a whole bunch of corpse*cold Unitarian U*Us scream bloody murder when the Coors Light billboards go up and force Molson*Coors to kill the "less than cool" advertising campaign thus reaping a whole lot of national and even international free publicity for both Coors Light pseudo-beer and *the* tiny declining fringe religion known as Unitarian*Universalism aka The U*U Movement.

I mean *any* publicity is good publicity.

No U*Us? :-)

Come to think of it. . .

Unitarian*Universalism could take a cue from a famous Canada Dry ginger ale marketing slogan -

The Champagne of Ginger Ales

and henceforth market itself as -

The Coors Light Of Religions. :-)

Well look at that!

Molson*Coors Canada puts the UUA, the Unitarian Church of Montreal and any number of other corpse*cold Unitarians to shame when it comes to publicly apologizing for offending ANYONE. . .

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