If Timothy D. Wells Strangled His Wife To Death. . .

… HE WOULD BE IN JAIL BY NOW!

We do not mean for a few hours or a night. His actions would be seen as strangling and manslaughter if not murder, and he would have been sentenced to prison and ordered to get "professional help".

It is time for the police of Rochester to see Mister Wells' actions for the strangling and "intentional second-degree murder" which they really are.

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I *could* go on parodying *this* Robin Edgar Sucks blog post but I am sure people get the point. . .

And, for the broken U*U record. . . former RIT professor and current U*U Strangler Timothy D. Wells was in fact sentenced to 16 years to life in prison for strangling his wife to death and trying to "beat their dog to death with a rock."

But don't take my word for it U*Us, take the word of the Fairport - East Rochester Post article titled 'Former RIT professor Timothy D. Wells sentenced to 16 years to life in prison':

Former RIT professor Timothy D. Wells, who admitted to strangling his environmental activist wife Christine Sevilla last November and beating their dog, was sentenced Friday morning in Monroe County court to 16 years to life in prison.

"This was a senseless tragedy," said Judge Joan Kohout. "There is nothing I can do to make time go back."

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