The Emerson Avenger Issues Statement on Proposed Blasphemous Libel Charges In Canada. . .
The Emerson Avenger, resident of Soviet Canuckistan, issued the following statement regarding proposed blasphemous libel charges against the Robin Edgar Virus in Canada:
In response to the publishing of The Emerson Avenger blog posts about "less than perfect" Unitarian Universalists convicted of "such despicable crimes as pedophilia and rape" by Robin Edgar in Canada, UUA President Morales is hoping for UUA Board of Trustees approval for UUA legal bullying against the Robin Edgar Virus. I join all people of conscience in condemning the UUA's misuse and abuse of Canada's blasphemy law and grieve for the appalling loss of face. I urge the Morales' administration to explore and then exhaust all peaceful diplomatic efforts to bring an end to the ongoing foolishness in Boston. Not enough has yet been done to rally international U*U support for non-stupid response to The Emerson Avenger's publishing of a few blog posts about convicted U*U pedophiles and rapists in The War Of The U*U World. The Tiny Declining Fringe Religion™ should join with many other faith groups in urging its UUA government in Boston to refrain from the use of Lance Armstrong style legal bullying at this time, to formally withdraw its "less than Truthful" blasphemous libel accusation, and to profusely and publicly apologize to Robin Edgar for falsely accusing him of the archaic crime of blasphemous libel.
The Emerson Avenger also realizes that there are times when limited military intervention is appropriate to prevent an even greater Big Fat U*U Tragedy. Inaction in the face of Unitarian Universalist clergy abuse, and related perversion of justice, is not a moral option for Unitarian Universalists. The shituation in The U*U Movement might at some point require some form of U*U Jihad Armed Farces military intervention. I pray that this will not be necessary, that peaceful methods can be found to safeguard the lives of the "less than innocent" people of the U*U World.
UUA General Assembly resolutions over the years all call for nonviolent methods to be the initial response to conflict around the U*U World, but they also recognize that military farce is sometimes required to counter Big Fat U*U Aggression. I urge elected UUA leaders to use diplomacy to deescalate the violence in The U*U Movement, and to one day create peace in your U*U World where conflict is solved with negotiations not shunning and Lance Armstrong style legal bullying, there are no more senseless cease and desist demand letters dreamed up by "less than rational" UUA attorneys, "less than perfect" U*U clergy and other U*U civilians will not live in fear of The Emerson Avenger, and negligent and complicit UUA clergy abuse enablers like former UUA Executive *Vice* President Kathleen Kay Montgomery do NOT find their way to a safe retirement. . .
I call upon The Tiny Declining Fringe Religion™ to work and pray for peace with The Emerson Avenger. I gives thanks for the peace and hilarity I enjoy in my life, I remember the zillions of U*Us who have fled from the fighting and now avoid the ever so interconnected web of the internet like the Big Fat U*U Plague. I mourn the loss of life by all kinds of weapons, including butt not limited to the Statue of Liberty's torch and U*U Jihad Navy battleships. And I assert that UUA governance needs to exhaust ALL non-stupid methods to bring about an end to this Big Fat U*U Conflict before The Emerson Avenger once again resorts to military intervention with his U*U Jihad Armed Farces.
Allah prochaine,
The Emerson Avenger
In response to the publishing of The Emerson Avenger blog posts about "less than perfect" Unitarian Universalists convicted of "such despicable crimes as pedophilia and rape" by Robin Edgar in Canada, UUA President Morales is hoping for UUA Board of Trustees approval for UUA legal bullying against the Robin Edgar Virus. I join all people of conscience in condemning the UUA's misuse and abuse of Canada's blasphemy law and grieve for the appalling loss of face. I urge the Morales' administration to explore and then exhaust all peaceful diplomatic efforts to bring an end to the ongoing foolishness in Boston. Not enough has yet been done to rally international U*U support for non-stupid response to The Emerson Avenger's publishing of a few blog posts about convicted U*U pedophiles and rapists in The War Of The U*U World. The Tiny Declining Fringe Religion™ should join with many other faith groups in urging its UUA government in Boston to refrain from the use of Lance Armstrong style legal bullying at this time, to formally withdraw its "less than Truthful" blasphemous libel accusation, and to profusely and publicly apologize to Robin Edgar for falsely accusing him of the archaic crime of blasphemous libel.
The Emerson Avenger also realizes that there are times when limited military intervention is appropriate to prevent an even greater Big Fat U*U Tragedy. Inaction in the face of Unitarian Universalist clergy abuse, and related perversion of justice, is not a moral option for Unitarian Universalists. The shituation in The U*U Movement might at some point require some form of U*U Jihad Armed Farces military intervention. I pray that this will not be necessary, that peaceful methods can be found to safeguard the lives of the "less than innocent" people of the U*U World.
UUA General Assembly resolutions over the years all call for nonviolent methods to be the initial response to conflict around the U*U World, but they also recognize that military farce is sometimes required to counter Big Fat U*U Aggression. I urge elected UUA leaders to use diplomacy to deescalate the violence in The U*U Movement, and to one day create peace in your U*U World where conflict is solved with negotiations not shunning and Lance Armstrong style legal bullying, there are no more senseless cease and desist demand letters dreamed up by "less than rational" UUA attorneys, "less than perfect" U*U clergy and other U*U civilians will not live in fear of The Emerson Avenger, and negligent and complicit UUA clergy abuse enablers like former UUA Executive *Vice* President Kathleen Kay Montgomery do NOT find their way to a safe retirement. . .
I call upon The Tiny Declining Fringe Religion™ to work and pray for peace with The Emerson Avenger. I gives thanks for the peace and hilarity I enjoy in my life, I remember the zillions of U*Us who have fled from the fighting and now avoid the ever so interconnected web of the internet like the Big Fat U*U Plague. I mourn the loss of life by all kinds of weapons, including butt not limited to the Statue of Liberty's torch and U*U Jihad Navy battleships. And I assert that UUA governance needs to exhaust ALL non-stupid methods to bring about an end to this Big Fat U*U Conflict before The Emerson Avenger once again resorts to military intervention with his U*U Jihad Armed Farces.
Allah prochaine,
The Emerson Avenger
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