Onward Christian Soldiers Lyrics And UUA Misuse Of Blasphemy Law To Cover-Up UU Pedophilia And Rape - What's The Connection?

How about this parody version of 'Onward Christian Soldiers'?

As inspired by this brand-spanking new comment on the 'Garrison Keillor Is no "Companion" for Unitarian Universalists' post of Rev. Dr. Cynthia Landrum's 'Rev. Cyn' blog.


Onward, U*U lawyers, marching as to war,
with the lies of Kathleen going on before.
See her Stikeman lawyer plead against the foe;
"forward" legal prattle, see his useless blow!

Refrain:
Onward, U*U lawyers, marching as to war,
with the lies of Kathleen going on before.

At the sign of trouble Kathleen's lawyer did flee;
on then, "moral leaders", on to infamy!
U*U clay feet shattered when Maitre Coulombe hit "Send";
U*Us show their hubris, proudly justice "bend".
(Refrain)

Like U*U dirty laundry stinks The Church of Fraud;
U*Us are still treading where their lawyer trod.
They are NOT divided, The U*U Movement be...
ONE in lies and bullshit, ONE in infamy.
(Refrain)

What reporters published that I hold for True.
What the papers printed, that I printed too.
Long as Truth endureth, let the Truth be told,
U*U "moral leaders", in their own shit rolled.
(Refrain)

Clowns and crones may perish, Trustees join the shame,
but the lies of U*Us ever will be lame.
Facts and Truth will ever 'gainst their lies prevail;
we saw Jim's "apology", what a shameful FAIL.
(Refrain)

Onward then, ye U*Us, join your leaders' "song",
blend with Jim's your voices in shameless lies so wrong.
U*U lies and bullshit spread by James C. Key,
this and Kathleen's madness men and angels see.
(Refrain)