Unitarian Universalist Thanksgiving Blessings And UUA Child Sex Abuse Cover-Up And Denial - What's The Connection?

How about these plagU*Urized Unitarian Universalist Thanksgiving blessings that I have adapted from the Alternative Thanksgiving blessings found on Rev. Daniel Harper's 'Yet Another Unitarian Universalist' blog?

Cherished family, friends, and guests,

Let Unitarian Universalist pedophiles and rapists be blessed.

Bless those "less than ethical" UUA leaders and Stikeman Elliott lawyers who made "such despicable crimes as pedophilia and rape" sacred and holy to The U*U Movement.

May it feed our work for good. . .

God is great, God is good,

Let us thank (her) (him) for the unique honour and privilege of being falsely accused of violating Canada's blasphemy law by Atheist U*Us in the 21st century!

 

Praise the UUA's child sex abuse cover-up workers labouring hard in their fields*,

May sun and moon shine light on their shameful "yields",

May the soiled U*U rapists be blessed by lying Stikeman lawyers,

As we offer thanks to Stikeman Elliott again.

 

Give thanks to the Stikeman lawyers,

Give thanks to the liar Jim.

Give thanks to the "plants" and the liars in the "religion"

Where the pedophiles and rapists are "gone".

* It depends upon what the meaning of the word "fields" is. . .