The Reverend Doctor Eric Theodore Cartman III aka The Emerson Avengah *Defected* To The U*U Jihad Naval Reserve A While Back. . .

Full disclosure -

I use ‘The Emerson Avengah’ "persona", instead of ‘The Emerson Avenger’ pseudonym, to allow me to post comments to some U*U blogs that have used “electronic countermeasures” to block the “electronic communications” of the dreaded Emerson Avenger.
For those U*Us who haven’t quite figured it out for themselves yet,
‘The Emerson Avengah’ pseudonym aka "persona" references the Reverend Doctor Eric Theodore Cartman III’s U*U World famous saying:

“U*Us will respect mah authoritah.”

I have heard an "unsubstantiated rumour" to the effect that the Reverend Doctor Eric Theodore Cartman III is on the short list of prospective excellent U*U ministers being considered by the Search Committee of the currently lay led South Park Unitarian*Universalist Fellowship. . . ;-)

Little known to the good U*U lay-people who sporadically attend the South Park Unitarian*Universalist Fellowship, to say nothing of the rest of the U*U World, the Reverend Doctor Eric T. Cartman III is suspected of plagiarizing the original words and ideas aka sermons of excellent U*U ministers of the ancient past in order to create an aura of 'Excellence in Ministry' aka 'Ministerial Excellence'.

I have heard yet another Unitarian*Universalist "unsubstantiated rumour" to the effect that the Reverend Doctor Eric Theodore Cartman III "moonlights" as a "bad cop" to supplement the "less than excellent" income he earns as an excellent U*U minister.

Even fuller "full disclosure" -

The ever so Reverend Doctor Eric T. Cartman III secretly defected to The Dagger Of Sweet Reason's U*U Jihad a while back and now serves as an excellent Naval Chaplain in the U*U Jihad Naval Reserve on those weekends when he is not busy delivering plagiarized Sunday sermons to unsuspecting U*U worshippers.

U*Us gotta love the ever so excellent Reverend Doctor Eric Cartman III, no?