The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: http://revelationisnotsealed.homestead.com - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: http://creationday.homestead.com - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here - http://www.takecourage.org/defining.htm

Saturday, December 13, 2008

The Reverend Doctor Eric Theodore Cartman III aka The Emerson Avengah *Defected* To The U*U Jihad Naval Reserve A While Back. . .


Full disclosure -

I use ‘The Emerson Avengah’ "persona", instead of ‘The Emerson Avenger’ pseudonym, to allow me to post comments to some U*U blogs that have used “electronic countermeasures” to block the “electronic communications” of the dreaded Emerson Avenger.
For those U*Us who haven’t quite figured it out for themselves yet,
‘The Emerson Avengah’ pseudonym aka "persona" references the Reverend Doctor Eric Theodore Cartman III’s U*U World famous saying:

U*Us will respect mah authoritah.” ;-)

I have heard an "unsubstantiated rumour" to the effect that the Reverend Doctor Eric Theodore Cartman III is on the short list of prospective excellent U*U ministers being considered by the Search Committee of the currently lay led South Park Unitarian*Universalist Fellowship. . . ;-)

Little known to the good U*U lay-people who sporadically attend the South Park Unitarian*Universalist Fellowship, to say nothing of the rest of the U*U World, the Reverend Doctor Eric T. Cartman III is suspected of plagiarizing the original words and ideas aka sermons of excellent U*U ministers of the ancient past in order to create an aura of 'Excellence in Ministry' aka 'Ministerial Excellence'.

I have heard yet another Unitarian*Universalist "unsubstantiated rumour" to the effect that the Reverend Doctor Eric Theodore Cartman III "moonlights" as a "bad cop" to supplement the "less than excellent" income he earns as an excellent U*U minister.

Even fuller "full disclosure" -

The ever so Reverend Doctor Eric T. Cartman III secretly defected to The Dagger Of Sweet Reason's U*U Jihad a while back and now serves as an excellent Naval Chaplain in the U*U Jihad Naval Reserve on those weekends when he is not busy delivering plagiarized Sunday sermons to unsuspecting U*U worshippers.

U*Us gotta love the ever so excellent Reverend Doctor Eric Cartman III, no?

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