The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: http://revelationisnotsealed.homestead.com - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: http://creationday.homestead.com - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here - http://www.takecourage.org/defining.htm

Monday, December 15, 2008

Something U*Us Don't Want to Read About. . .

Oh dear. . .

It looks like The Reverend Doctor Eric Theodore Cartman III aka The Emerson Avengah has gone and plagiarized Rev. Dr. Marilyn Sewell's blog post titled 'Something You Don't Want to Read About' in order to deliver a "sermon" to U*Us, especially "less than excellent" U*U clerics, who dare to "piss on" Robin Edgar aka The Emerson Avenger -

Did U*Us know that when men stand up to urinate that this "sends a fine spray around the room (as does every toilet flushed without the lid closed). Spray becomes vapor,which leaves a chemical deposit on anything surrounding the urinal. It can also change the color of wallpaper"? This interesting bit of bathroom trivia comes from a book by Rose George, entitled The Big Necessity: The Unmentionable World of Human Waste and Why it Matters. (Reviewed by Dwight Garner, NY Times, 12/12/08)

Incidentally, German men are heavily into the sitting-down approach. And this doesn't mean U*Us are a girly-men, Gov. Schwarchenegger. Having raised two boys, I would say that sitting down is just polite and expedient.

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