The Reverend Doctor Timothy W. Jensen Gets Lucky With The Reverend Doctor Eric T. Cartman III. . .
'Lions Even Bore Themselves' blog post, courtesy of the FUCK YOU, PENGUIN blog by way of a U*U heads up from ChaliceChick aka CC aka Suzyn What's*Her*Name posted to her sometimes "flaming" Chaliceblog for one of his lesson teaching "sermons" for U*Us. . . ;-)
I'm not really sure where this "Reverend Doctor" designation came from, but honestly, that is the biggest load of horseshit ever. Look at this dude, he looks like he's ready to put on airs of innocence and start a "pissing match" with a "skunk". I seriously wonder if the liar hasn't been resting on his laurels for the past few hundred years, and no one has actually tested one of these things. Like, some liar started a whisper campaign about how he was a real badass, and because the mantle makes him look bigger than he actually is, no one wanted to fuck with him.
WELL GUESS WHAT LIAR, TODAY IS YOUR UNLUCKY DAY.
I'm sorry, what? Oh, no, I was talking to him. Not you, we're buddies, right? Can I get you anything? No? Okay, well you let me know.
The Emerson Avengah hereby once again thanks Chalicechick aka CC for that particular U*U heads up.
Here is the "less than polite" thank you note that I left on her Flaming Chaliceblog -
Fuck You, Penguin?
Isn't that just a tad rude to penguins CC? Aren't U*Us supposed to respect the inherent worth and dignity of penguins? Doesn't "respect for the interdependent web of all existence" include lions? Heck, the UUA and MFC have already proven how much *they* respect the inherent worth and dignity of lyin' U*U clerics. . .
I hope you don't mind too much if the Reverend Doctor Eric Theodore Cartman III plagiarizes that humourous blog post for one of his "sermons". . . ;-)
Thanks for the heads up anyway CC!