The Revolution Will Not Be Televised *This* Time It Will However Be Broadcast U*U World-Wide And *Real* World-Wide On U*UTube
That's right U*Us. As a result of being somewhat graciously allowed to sit in on the April 2010 UUA Board of Trustees meeting last weekend, and ever so calmly and briefly share *some* of his "obviously deep concerns" about the UUA's unjust, "less than equitable" and far from compassionate (mis)handling of clergy misconduct complaints of ALL kinds with UUA Trustees, The Emerson Avenger kindly decided to largely (albeit not completely) forego engaging in the non-violent direct action aka peaceful public protest aka Boston TEA Party that he had planned to engage in while the UUA Board of Trustees was having something of a marathon session during Boston Marathon Weekend. The Emerson Avenger thought that it would be much more productive in the long run to *demonstrate* to the UUA Board of Trustees that he is not quite the "dangerously deranged psycho/sociopath" that *some* deeply insecure, if not outright paranoid, U*Us like to *pretend* that he is. The Emerson Avenger is quite confident that *that* mission was quite successfully accomplished, and that his mission of exposing the UUA's past, and apparently ongoing, negligent and incompetent mishandling of clergy misconduct of ALL kinds to the UUA Board of Trustees in a manner that they can no longer turn willfully blind eyes and willfully deaf ears to this Big Fat U*U Problem was also quite successfully accomplished.
The Emerson Avenger did not contact Boston television stations about his planned Boston TEA Party, nor did he publicly display his Big Fat U*U Picket Signs in view of the numerous television cameras covering the Boston Marathon, as he *could* have, and almost certainly *would* have, had the "less than perfect" U*Us meeting at 25 Beacon Street "less than wisely" chosen that Big Fat U*U Fate by refusing to allow him to sit in on the UUA Board meeting as an observer and share a number of his concerns with UUA Trustees, to say nothing of UUA President Peter Morales. So The Emerson Avenger's Big Fat U*U RevolU*Ution was not televised by Boston television stations *this* time, simply because his Boston TEA Party was celebrated by drinking the Lipton tea that is kindly provided to UUA Trustees and guests during UUA Board meetings at 25 Beacon Street, rather than by opening up a can of Big Fat U*U Whoop Ass outside 25 Beacon Street, as well as a few prominent U*U churches in Boston, to say nothing of a certain "historic New England Unitarian Universalist congregation" in the Boston area. The RevolU*Ution aka The Emerson Avenger's Boston TEA Party *will* however be televised if the UUA Board of Trustees, and the administration of UUA President Peter Morales, fail or refuse to responsibly follow-up on and justly, equitably, and compassionately redress the serious concerns that The Emerson Avenger's mild-mannered altar-ego Robin Edgar shared with them last Saturday and Sunday.
For the time being The RevolU*Ution will televised exclusively on U*UTube after The Emerson Avenger has successfully uploaded the videos he took of his short but "less than sweet" public protests in front of the Arlington Street Church, 25 Beacon Street, and King's Chapel Boston.
In the meantime please do enjoy these entertaining and educational YouTube videos of the Gil Scott Heron poem/song 'The Revolution Will Not Be Televised' courtesy of UnAmericanBandstand et al -
The Emerson Avenger did not contact Boston television stations about his planned Boston TEA Party, nor did he publicly display his Big Fat U*U Picket Signs in view of the numerous television cameras covering the Boston Marathon, as he *could* have, and almost certainly *would* have, had the "less than perfect" U*Us meeting at 25 Beacon Street "less than wisely" chosen that Big Fat U*U Fate by refusing to allow him to sit in on the UUA Board meeting as an observer and share a number of his concerns with UUA Trustees, to say nothing of UUA President Peter Morales. So The Emerson Avenger's Big Fat U*U RevolU*Ution was not televised by Boston television stations *this* time, simply because his Boston TEA Party was celebrated by drinking the Lipton tea that is kindly provided to UUA Trustees and guests during UUA Board meetings at 25 Beacon Street, rather than by opening up a can of Big Fat U*U Whoop Ass outside 25 Beacon Street, as well as a few prominent U*U churches in Boston, to say nothing of a certain "historic New England Unitarian Universalist congregation" in the Boston area. The RevolU*Ution aka The Emerson Avenger's Boston TEA Party *will* however be televised if the UUA Board of Trustees, and the administration of UUA President Peter Morales, fail or refuse to responsibly follow-up on and justly, equitably, and compassionately redress the serious concerns that The Emerson Avenger's mild-mannered altar-ego Robin Edgar shared with them last Saturday and Sunday.
For the time being The RevolU*Ution will televised exclusively on U*UTube after The Emerson Avenger has successfully uploaded the videos he took of his short but "less than sweet" public protests in front of the Arlington Street Church, 25 Beacon Street, and King's Chapel Boston.
In the meantime please do enjoy these entertaining and educational YouTube videos of the Gil Scott Heron poem/song 'The Revolution Will Not Be Televised' courtesy of UnAmericanBandstand et al -
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