Reverend Doctor Victoria Weinstein aka Rev. Dr. Vicki The Impaler Viciously Attacks U*U Clowns. . .
'Let’s Laugh the Unitarian Universalist “Church” Out of BeanTown'*
Aw, for the love of U*Uism. Those candy-ass “church” carnival clowns are at it again.
For one thing, dearly beloved, they’re not a church. They’re not even a “church.” They’re a business.
Also, they’re ridiculous.
Let’s not let them hurt any more feelings. Okay?
Beyond all our dreary pieties about how we’re all children of God and such, I think people are waiting to hear U*U religious leaders and U*U faith communities say, “Look, yes we’re all children of God, but some U*Us are just idiots! Don’t lose sleep tonight over them.” I believe that no one is a permanent, irredeemable idiot, not even Peacebang — that’s where faith in the power of blogging and The Emerson Avenger comes in, and I have seen *some* U*Us reform — but some U*Us act like Big Fat U*U Idiots and shouldn’t be given the time of day in your spirit and soul.
The Big Fat U*U Clown Posse is a group of idiots. I’m sorry for the hurt they cause. I’m sorry for them. I’m sorry for the Unitarian Universalists who are embarrassed by the Unitarian Universalist Association.
Poo on the U*U Clown Posse! If they come to Montréal, I think The Emerson Avenger should stage a Theatre of the Big Fat U*U Turd festival and prance around them. I think The Emerson Avenger should protest them with signs and music and wonderful costumes. *Someone* could dress as 'Female Trouble' character Divine and carry a sign that says,
THE UNITARIAN CHURCH OF MONTREAL IS NEITHER UNITARIAN NOR A CHURCH: DISGUSTING. . .
Or here’s a few others:
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE BIG FAT U*U CLOWN POSSE IN BOSTON BELIEVES THAT IT AMOUNTS TO THE ARCHAIC CRIME OF BLASPHEMOUS LIBEL TO BLOG ABOUT U*Us WHO HAVE ENGAGED IN SUCH DESPICABLE CRIMES AS PEDOPHILIA AND RAPE. . .
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, *THE* REVEREND DOCTOR VICTORIA WEINSTEIN AND THE BIG FAT U*U CLOWN POSSE IN BOSTON BELIEVE THAT IT IS THREATENING AND DEFAMATORY CONDUCT AMOUNTING TO SEXUAL HARASSMENT OF PEACEBANG TO BLOG ABOUT PEACEBANG'S BIG FAT U*U SODOMY FANTASY WHICH CAN ITSELF BE QUITE JUSTIFIABLY DESCRIBED AS THREATENING AND DEFAMATORY CONDUCT AMOUNTING TO SEXUAL HARASSMENT OF REPUBLICAN SOUTH DAKOTA STATE SENATOR BILL NAPOLI. . .
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE BIG FAT U*U CLOWN POSSE IN BOSTON BELIEVES THAT IT AMOUNTS TO SEXUAL HARASSMENT TO SAY HYPOCRITICAL U*U CLERGY SUCK AND BLOW AT THE SAME TIME
LOTS of U*U clergy should worry about *that* picket sign slogan. . .
Butt. . . since the Big Fat U*U Clown Posse is still ensconced at 25 Beacon Street in Boston, The Emerson Avenger *could* do some kind of Dunkin Donuts tie-in, maybe. Like,
ONLY IN THE U*U MOVEMENT
THE PLACE FOR COFFEE AND IDIOTS
AMERICA'S MOST UNWANTED "RELIGION"
ALWAYS FU*UCKIN' UP. . .
IT'S NOT WORTH THE TRIP
YOU CAN'T GET WORST TASTE IN CLERGY
YOU'RE STILL U*Us
LOOSEN UP A REPUBLICAN SENATOR'S SPHINCTER
JUST THE BIG FAT U*U THING
PEACEBANG RUNS OFF AT THE MOUTH
THE EMERSON AVENGER RUNS OVER U*U CLOWNS!
And a Peacebang impersonator, such as Divine, could go around anally impaling persons of inherent worth and dignity on various iconic American monuments including, but not limited to, the Statue of Liberty's torch, the Washington Monument, and Boston's Bunker Hill Monument. . .
In general, though, lots and lots of “WELCOME TO REALITY, U*Us!” would be good. Colonial garb, a bunch of Paul Reveres, John and Abigail Adams should be there, although Thomas Jefferson should be excluded, "Don`t Tread On Me" flags and drag queens galore, children of all colors riding red-white and blue bikes, men and women military uniforms, sports fans in regalia, university folk in academic gowns and clown wigs — oh my god, can you imagine how fabulous?
Boston is America’s original Freedom City. The Unitarian Universalist "Church" has a LOT to thank it for. Even Big Fat U*U Idiots like Peacebang have free speech because of things that happened there.
Let’s show them how The Emerson Avenger does protest parties.
Send in the U*U Clowns to meet the Big Fat U*U Fools.
* Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s "picture of an asshole". . .
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