The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: http://revelationisnotsealed.homestead.com - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: http://creationday.homestead.com - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here - http://www.takecourage.org/defining.htm

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Blogging About Unitarian Universalist Pedophiles And Rapists Is NOT A Crime. . .

Just saying. . .





UUA Moderator Gini Courter, and the UUA Board of Trustees, have been "standing on the side of love" for the above Lance Armstrong style legal bullying aka UUA legal douchebaggery courtesy of UUA Executive Vice President Kathleen "'Kay" Montgomery for the better part of a year now. In *my* books that means that Gini Courter and ALL UUA Trustees are effectively "standing on the side of love" for Unitarian Universalists who have actually been convicted of engaging in "such despicable crimes as pedophilia and rape" with their shameful complicit silence, and not just Richard Buell and Rev. Mack Mitchell.

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Monday, April 29, 2013

The Rev. Peter Morales UUA Administration And Gini Courter Moderated UUA Board Of Trustees Are Guilty Of A Big Fat U*U Cat-Ass-Trophic FAILure Of The Collective Leadership Of The U*U Movement

And rank and file Unitarian Universalists, both lay persons and ordained U*U "pastors", ought to be thoroughly and righteously ANGRY about it. In Big Fat U*U High Dudgeon, in fact. . .

Butt don't take *my* word for it U*Us, take the word of an ANGRY Rev. Tom Schade, as just posted to his THEANGRYTRADITION blog in a post entitled -

'A Hundred Grand Doesn't Buy Inspiration'

For what it's worth U*Us, Rev. Tom Schade does NOT seem to be terribly concerned with this catastrophic failure of the collective leadership of the UUA. Nope, the Big Fat U*U Bottom Line for Rev. Thomas Robert Schade is that the UUA Board, led by UUA Moderator Gini Courter, and the UUA Administration, led by UUA President Rev. Peter Morales, have reached a point of such Big Fat U*U Impasse* over reporting and accountability** that they have seen fit to budget $100,000 for a consultant to work out the Big Fat U*U Kinks in their rather fucked up relationship that is*are now years and years and years old. . .


* Pronunciation - Imp*Ass

** Except of course when it comes to the issue of U*U clergy misconduct and whistleblower reports against top level UUA leaders such as UUA Executive Vice President Kathleen 'Kay Montgomery, where they seem to be very much in lock step, if not goose step. . . with each other.

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Unitarian Universalist Association Membership Statistics For 2013 Are "Less Than Inspiring". . .

In an article headlined 'UUA membership is flat in 2013' the UU World propaganda organ reports that The Tiny Declining Fringe Religion is tinier and declinier than ever.

Here are the pertinent quotes -

"The Association reported 160,100 members and 1,048 congregations in 2013, a decline of 1,407 members and six congregations from last year. But almost all of that drop in membership took place in one congregation—the UU Church of the Philippines."

"If the Philippines data are excluded, the 2013 numbers look different, showing a statistically insignificant decline of 181 members, or 0.1 percent. That translates into 159,086 members in 1,047 congregations."

"UUA President Peter Morales highlighted trends in the membership data in a report to the UUA Board of Trustees during its April meeting in Boston April 18–21."

"Morales’s report excludes membership data from one of the UUA’s largest member congregations, the UU Church of the Philippines, which posted a drop from 2,235 to 1,014 members this year.  The church is an anomaly in the UUA because it is the only national church body directly affiliated with the UUA; it consists of 29 local congregations, and it changed its membership reporting rules this year to include only Filipinos who contributed at least 25 pesos a year."

In other words, President Morales’ report excludes 1,221 U*U "people of color" to cover-up and hide the rather embarrassing fact that the UU Church of the Philippines either lost almost half of its members in a one year period, or refused to keep these members on the UUCP's official membership roles because they were unready, unwilling, or just plain unable to contribute at least 25 pesos to the UUCP during the 2012-2013 "church year".

A peso for your thoughts U*Us. . .

"Smaller congregations are faring poorly. Congregations with fewer than 60 members are in serious decline."

This could be a very serious problem for the UUA in that a high percentage of certified UUA congregations fall into that under 60 members demographic. . . The UUA can look forward to losing more UU congregations in the coming decades, as "less than viable" UU "churches" suck their endowment funds dry, and that DO kinda suck don't it U*Us?

At the conclusion of his first term as President of the UUA Rev. Peter Morales is saying, “We really need to look at how we can help congregations turn themselves around.”

No kidding Peter. Why didn't you think of that four years ago?

"Overall, 426 churches grew, 434 declined, and 164 reported exactly the same number of members as the year before. “There’s no way that’s true,” he said, of so many congregations having completely static membership. “Our numbers are at best approximate.”"

LOL! Glad to see that Rev. Peter Morales is actually capable of saying, “There’s no way that’s true.” I look forward to him saying so with regards to various other "less than True" claims made by U*Us, such as the ludicrous blasphemous libel accusation that the UUA brought against me almost a year ago now, but has yet to responsibly withdraw and publicly apologize to me for bringing against me in some shamefully hypocritical, and stunningly hubristic. . .

Lance Armstrong style legal bullying.

"The Southern Region was the only one of the UUA’s five regions to show growth, gaining 346 members since 2009. The greatest decline was in the Central East region, which lost 1,142 members, and New England, which lost 1,057. The MidAmerica Region lost 655 members. The Pacific Western Region lost 392."

Woo hoo! The Southern Region of the UUA gained a whopping 346 members. That might be impressive if we were talking about one single congregation that gained 346 members, but we are talking about one whole region of the UUA. . . Correct me if I am wrong U*Us, but didn't Rev. Morales run for President of the UUA on a platform that promised growth?

"The Southern Region was also the only one to show gains in religious education enrollment. Three districts show dramatic decline: Joseph Priestley, Massachusetts Bay, and Metro New York. The explanation may simply be demographics, Morales said. “We are having fewer kids. In congregations nationwide, the generational mix is older.”"

Please note the use of the adjective "dramatic" to modify the noun "decline". . . I doubt very much that the fact that Americans are having fewer children accounts for such a *dramatic* decline in UU RE Enrollments that has now been going on for over a decade. It is not so much a question of Americans having fewer children, as fewer American parents are choosing to entrust the religious education of their children to Unitarian Universalist churches. U*Us need to ask themselves, "WHY?"

"Not counting members in the Philippines, the UUA reported 159,086 members at the end of February 2013, compared to 159,267 a year earlier. Including the Philippines, UUA membership dropped from 161,502 to 160,100 this year."

"Morales noted that UU congregations attract more than a quarter million visitors each year. “We get far more people coming to check us out than we have members,” he said. “The churches that are thriving lose fewer members and retain more of these people.” He emphasized the importance of genuine hospitality for visitors."

As opposed to genuine hospitality towards visitors, as is too often the case in The Tiny Declining Fringe Religion. . . Consider this Big Fat U*U Fact U*Us more than 250,000 persons of inherent worth and dignity visit UU congregations every year but vanishingly few choose to join the UU "church", not even enough to offset existing members who leave the church for one reason or another. I have said it before but it bears repeating, Unitarian Universalists need to ask themselves WHY? so few persons of inherent worth and dignity choose to actually join UU "Welcoming Congregations". . .

President Morales said, “If I attend a congregation for the first time and I’m treated coldly, it doesn’t matter what the marketing is that got me there.”

No kidding Peter. Thanks for underlining the Big Fat U*U Fact that the Bill Sinkford UUA administration flushed millions of dollars down the proverbial toilet on national and regional marketing campaigns, because it failed to take steps to ensure that UU "Welcoming Congregations" actually are genuinely *welcoming* to most Americans. . .

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When Did The Unitarian Society Of Santa Barbara's Lurid Sex Scandals Take Place?

Some person of inherent worth and dignity in Santa Barbara, California, was just asking Google. . .


No doubt as part of a free and ever so responsible search for the Truth and meaning of the Unitarian Society of Santa Barbara's alleged or actual aka real or imagined Big Fat U*U Sex Scandal(s). . .

Their free and responsible Google search brought them to a TEA blog post titled -

Did Santa Barbara Unitarian*Universalists *Really* Boast Some Of The Most Lurid Sex Scandals In Town Not So Long Ago?

Of course it is not all that clear *which* alleged or actual aka real or imagined Big Fat U*U Sex Scandal the person freely and (ir)responsibly Googling Santa Barbara U*Us is looking for, since it would appear that that there was more than just one USSB sex scandal if we are to lend any credence to the following words gleaned from an article published in the Santa Barbara Independent headlined -

'Bark Not, Want Not - Angry Poodle Howls at the Unitarian Church'

"It wasn’t too long ago that Unitarians boasted some of the most lurid sex scandals in town."

Anyway, at least as far as *when* The Unitarian Society Of Santa Barbara "boasted some of the most lurid sex scandals in town" goes. . . we can freely and (ir)responsibly narrow it down to not *too* long before Thor's Day, November 12, 2009, when that Angry Poodle Opinion Editorial aka Op-Ed piece was published. Needless to say, a more accurate determination of exactly when The Unitarian Society Santa Barbara had its various "lurid sex scandals" depends very much upon what the meaning of the word "too" is, as former UUA President Bill Sinkford aka The U*U Slick Willie is U*U World famous for answering when being questioned about his own personal sex scandal not *too* long ago. . .





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Sunday, April 28, 2013

Rev. Patrick McLaughlin Viciously BitchSlaps The UUA's Two Faces For Falsely Accusing Your's Truly Of The Archaic Crime Of Blasphemous Libel For Blogging About U*U Pedophiles & Rapists. . .

"It is black and white.  

There is no veil to hide it

The only question remaining is 

whether one accepts the Orwellian lies 

in the face of evidence one can see."


Rev. Patrick McLaughlin




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Thursday, April 25, 2013

Haley Morris-Cafiero And Rev. Dr. Victoria Weinstein aka Peacebang aka Vicki The Impaler - What's The Big Fat U*U Connection?

How about this parody version of a few paragraphs from Peacebang's brand spanking new 'Fat Shaming Experiment' post to her 'Beauty Tips For Ministers' blog just for starters?

I dare say that Rev. Dr. Victoria Weinstein aka Vicki The Impaler aka Peacebang is back on The Emerson Avenger's 'Eat Your Words Diet' this morning. . .

As a fat woman who shoots off her mouth a lot and is the same approximate body size as Haley Morris-Cafiero, and as someone who is interested in presence, Big Fat U*U Clergy Image and presentation, Peacebang had to say that she suspects that Haley Morris-Cafiero' s 'Pictures of people who mock her' is a Big Fat U*U Set-Up in more ways than one. . .

*I* think slovenliness and evident lack of self-respect has to play a part in this dynamic. Clergy image consultant Rev. Dr. Victoria Weinstein is dressed in a faux leopard skin sweater, apparently hung over with a pasty look on her face, standing pigeon-toed and looking absolU*Utely positively Divine! The only thing missing is the Republican state senator anally impaled on the Statue of Liberty's torch! I think this social experiment’s deck is a bit stacked with class issues such as U*U clergy privilege and other forms of social stigma.



If U*U clergy project hypocrisy, Big Fat U*U Hubris and poor social skills — ALL of which Rev. Dr. Victoria Weinstein aka Peacebang aka Vicki The Impaler does in her choice of legal stance, they activate latent mocking tendencies in witty, critical people like Your's Truly. Being obese is just a part of *that* Big Fat U*U Equation, but being obscene (to say nothing of vicious and Sadistic) is a much more important part of it. . . and it gives the critics something specific upon which to focus their Big Fat U*U Derision. *I* would like to see this experiment repeated with the subject dressed in a mature, adult U*U clergy manner with good posture and a contrite expression doing a Big Fat U*U Mea Culpa in a Sunday sermon delivered from the pulpit of First Parish Norwell Unitarian Universalist Church, and profusely and publicly and, most importantly. . . sincerely apologizing to ALL of the numerous persons of inherent worth and dignity whom she has insulted and defamed, or otherwise verbally and psychologically abused, with Big Fat U*U Impunity for years and years and years. . .
I feel pretty certain that if it was, the person of inherent worth and dignity who stopped to ridicule her *this* time around wouldn’t even ridicule her again, as long as she accepts personal responsibility for any future Big Fat U*U Faux Pas that she might engage in. . .






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Wednesday, April 24, 2013

The UUA's Church Of The Larger Fellowship And Restorative Justice For ALL Victims Of Unitarian Universalist Clergy Abuse - What's The Connection?

In today's Daily Compass blog post entitled 'Abundance' the UUA's 'Church Of The Larger Fellowship' posted the following words -

The world, it turns out, is full of succulent fruit that we have never tasted, lovely sights we have never seen, fascinating people whom we will never meet. It’s easy to regret missing out on so much, but what a miracle that the world is so full of wonders that we can never taste or see or meet them all!

What one thing that you have never experienced would you most like to encounter?

I responded to that question with the following comment which will almost certainly not be posted to the censored CLF blog -

Genuine restorative justice for ALL victims of ALL forms (of) UU clergy abuse.


And so it goes U*Us. . .


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Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Unitarian Reformer Lydia Maria Child Subjects *The* Rev. Dr. Vicki The Impaler And Stikeman Elliott Litigation Lawyer Maitre Marc-André Coulombe To Cruel And Unusual Punishment. . .

"By gentle and rational treatment 

better characters are formed, 

both in animals and human beings."

From “Kindness to Animals,” The Freedman’s Book (1865)

 

 

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UUA Trustee Clyde Grubbs Gives The Peter Morales Administration Big Fat U*U Hell For Falsely Accusing Your's Truly Of Blasphemous Libel. . .

In the following plagU*Urized quotation. . .

"The kindom of God is within, and among U*Us and all around U*Us. And we U*Us simply need to make that real.

And Hell? Serving The Emerson Avenger with an arrogant and aggressive cease and desist demand letter falsely accusing him of the archaic crime of blasphemous libel on the unfounded basis that he has made "unfounded and vicious allegations to the effect that ministers of the (Unitarian Universalist) Association engage in such despicable crimes as pedophilia and rape" is bringing Big Fat U*U Hell up from the bowels of The U*U Movement, and requires some act of contrition by the UUA prior to The Emerson Avenger even thinking about forgiveness.

Compassion is a stance of understanding, care and affirmation of humanity, but forgiveness is a relational act and for forgiveness to take place, reconciliation must be established. What would it mean for The Emerson Aveneger to forgive the UUA for its outrageously hypocritical, and stunningly hubristic, Lance Armstrong style legal bullying without reconciliation based on justice?"

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Sunday, April 21, 2013

Rev. Tom Schade Inadvertently Impales Peacebang And Her Big Fat U*U Enablers At The UUA On Their Dated And Pathetic Rhetoric. . .

Without further ado here is the new and improved, typo corrected and hyperlink added, version of a comment that I just submitted in response to Rev. Thomas Robert Schade's brand-spanking new 'Spiritual Liberals' blog post -

"Doesn't the talk of the diabolical jihadis, and the subversive gays, and invading hordes of immigrants, and the government that is coming for their guns sound an (sic) little dated, and almost pathetic."

LOL! Doesn't the Big Fat U*U Talk of anally impaling Republican senators on the Statue of Liberty's torch, and the "blasphemous libel" of The Emerson Avenger, indeed ever so "liberal" and "progressive" Boston based Unitarian Universalists falsely accusing Your's Truly of the archaic crime of blasphemous libel in a shameful and stunningly hubristic attempt to cover-up and hide the fact that *some* U*U ministers actually have engaged in such despicable crimes as pedophilia and rape, sound a little dated, and even pathetic?

BTW Tom, how could you possibly forget to add that iconic symbol of Unitarianism known as the question mark aka ? to the end of your Big Fat U*U Question? I dare say that *that* Big Fat U*U Sin Of Omission is positively blasphemous. :-)





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Saturday, April 20, 2013

Rev. Tom Schade Is Grateful That The Emerson Avenger Has Spoken Out So Forcefully And So Consistently For At Least The Last 12 Years To Move U*Us To A Better Place

But don't take my word for it U*Us, take the word of Rev. Thomas Robert Schade himself, as posted to his blog post entitled -

'Terrorism: 2013 vs. 2001. We are learning.'

Without further ado here is the comment I submitted thanking Rev. Schade for so thoughtfully expressing his gratitude for my having spoken out forcefully and consistently for the last 12 years (and then some. . .) to move U*Us to a better place than they were in 2001, to say nothing of 1996. . .

"I am grateful for all those who have spoken out forcefully and consistently for the last 12 years to move us to a better place."

Thanks Tom but, quite regrettably, in spite of all my speaking out forcefully and consistently for the last 17 years to move U*Us to a better place. The UUA and U*U World more generally is not yet in a significantly better place than it was a decade ago, or even two decades ago. Far from it. . .

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Thursday, April 18, 2013

UUA President Peter Morales Does Not Know What Twisted Thinking Produced The Boston Marathon Bombing On Patriot's Day 2013. . .

Or what twisted thinking produced Peacebang's Big Fat U*U Sodomy Fantasy which quite Sadistically imagined "South Dakota state senator Bill Napoli anally impaled on the Statue of Liberty's torch" for *that* Big Fat U*U Matter. . .

Not that UUA President Rev. Peter Morales, or anyone else working in The Place That Reeks Of Privilege And Hierarchy in Boston, gives a damn about the "twisted thinking" of Rev. Dr. Victoria Weinstein and any number of other abusive U*U "pastors".



Here is the actual and complete quote from UUA President Peter Morales' 'We Know This' "Pastoral Message" -

"At this time we do not know who did this or what twisted thinking produced this horrific act. We do know this: everything we do to spread compassion, understanding, acceptance, and peace matters. It is literally a matter of life and death.

May each of us find comfort and healing. May each of us find ways of letting our pain be transformed into acts of love and healing."

Funny how UUA President Rev. Peter Morales, and his negligent and incompetent UUA administration more generally, are so obstinately reluctant to engage in "acts of love and healing" for those people of inherent worth and dignity who have been mistreated and harmed by abusive U*U clergy, and not just verbally and psychologically abusive U*U clergy like *the* one (and thankfully only) Rev. Dr. Victoria Weinstein aka Peacebang aka Vicki The Impaler. . .

No U*Us?




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Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Reverend Doctor Victoria Weinstein aka Rev. Dr. Vicki The Impaler Viciously Attacks U*U Clowns. . .

In this plagU*Uriazed version of the not so good reverend doctor's brand-spanking new Peacebang blog post entitled:

'Let’s Laugh the Unitarian Universalist “Church” Out of BeanTown'*

Aw, for the love of U*Uism. Those candy-ass “church” carnival clowns are at it again.

For one thing, dearly beloved, they’re not a church. They’re not even a “church.” They’re a business.

Also, they’re ridiculous.

Let’s not let them hurt any more feelings. Okay?

Beyond all our dreary pieties about how we’re all children of God and such, I think people are waiting to hear U*U religious leaders and U*U faith communities say, “Look, yes we’re all children of God, but some U*Us are just idiots! Don’t lose sleep tonight over them.” I believe that no one is a permanent, irredeemable idiot, not even Peacebang — that’s where faith in the power of blogging and The Emerson Avenger comes in, and I have seen *some* U*Us reform — but some U*Us act like Big Fat U*U Idiots and shouldn’t be given the time of day in your spirit and soul. 

The Big Fat U*U Clown Posse is a group of idiots. I’m sorry for the hurt they cause. I’m sorry for them. I’m sorry for the Unitarian Universalists who are embarrassed by the Unitarian Universalist Association.

Poo on the U*U Clown Posse! If they come to Montréal, I think The Emerson Avenger should stage a Theatre of the Big Fat U*U Turd festival and prance around them. I think The Emerson Avenger should protest them with signs and music and wonderful costumes. *Someone* could dress as 'Female Trouble' character Divine and carry a sign that says,

THE UNITARIAN CHURCH OF MONTREAL IS NEITHER UNITARIAN NOR A CHURCH: DISGUSTING. . .

Or here’s a few others:

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE BIG FAT U*U CLOWN POSSE IN BOSTON BELIEVES THAT IT AMOUNTS TO THE ARCHAIC CRIME OF BLASPHEMOUS LIBEL TO BLOG ABOUT U*Us WHO HAVE ENGAGED IN SUCH DESPICABLE CRIMES AS PEDOPHILIA AND RAPE. . .



BELIEVE IT OR NOT, *THE* REVEREND DOCTOR VICTORIA WEINSTEIN AND THE BIG FAT U*U CLOWN POSSE IN BOSTON BELIEVE THAT IT IS THREATENING AND DEFAMATORY CONDUCT AMOUNTING TO SEXUAL HARASSMENT OF PEACEBANG TO BLOG ABOUT PEACEBANG'S BIG FAT U*U SODOMY FANTASY WHICH CAN ITSELF BE QUITE JUSTIFIABLY DESCRIBED AS THREATENING AND DEFAMATORY CONDUCT AMOUNTING TO SEXUAL HARASSMENT OF REPUBLICAN SOUTH DAKOTA STATE SENATOR BILL NAPOLI. . .


BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE BIG FAT U*U CLOWN POSSE IN BOSTON BELIEVES THAT IT AMOUNTS TO SEXUAL HARASSMENT TO SAY HYPOCRITICAL U*U CLERGY SUCK AND BLOW AT THE SAME TIME

LOTS of U*U clergy should worry about *that* picket sign slogan. . .

Butt. . . since the Big Fat U*U Clown Posse is still ensconced at 25 Beacon Street in Boston, The Emerson Avenger *could* do some kind of Dunkin Donuts tie-in, maybe. Like,

ONLY IN THE U*U MOVEMENT

THE PLACE FOR COFFEE AND IDIOTS

AMERICA'S MOST UNWANTED "RELIGION"

ALWAYS FU*UCKIN' UP. . .

IT'S NOT WORTH THE TRIP

YOU CAN'T GET WORST TASTE IN CLERGY

YOU'RE U*Us

YOU'RE STILL U*Us

LOOSEN UP A REPUBLICAN SENATOR'S SPHINCTER

JUST THE BIG FAT U*U THING

PEACEBANG RUNS OFF AT THE MOUTH

THE EMERSON AVENGER RUNS OVER U*U CLOWNS!

And a Peacebang impersonator, such as Divine, could go around anally impaling persons of inherent worth and dignity on various iconic American monuments including, but not limited to, the Statue of Liberty's torch, the Washington Monument, and Boston's Bunker Hill Monument. . .

In general, though, lots and lots of “WELCOME TO REALITY, U*Us!” would be good. Colonial garb, a bunch of Paul Reveres, John and Abigail Adams should be there, although Thomas Jefferson should be excluded, "Don`t Tread On Me" flags and drag queens galore, children of all colors riding red-white and blue bikes, men and women military uniforms, sports fans in regalia, university folk in academic gowns and clown wigs — oh my god, can you imagine how fabulous?

Boston is America’s original Freedom City. The Unitarian Universalist "Church" has a LOT to thank it for. Even Big Fat U*U Idiots like Peacebang have free speech because of things that happened there.

Let’s show them how The Emerson Avenger does protest parties.

Send in the U*U Clowns to meet the Big Fat U*U Fools.







* Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s "picture of an asshole". . .

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Monday, April 15, 2013

Famous Unitarian George Eliot aka Mary Ann Evans Viciously Kicks Self-Satisfied UUA Leaders (To Say Nothing Of Self-Satisfied Stikeman Elliott Attorneys) In Their Big Fat U*U Balls. . .

 

"One’s self-satisfaction 

is an untaxed kind of property 

which it is very unpleasant 

to find depreciated." 


George Eliot aka Mary Ann Evans 

Famous Unitarian* author



* Sorta. . .

 

 

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Sunday, April 14, 2013

Rev. Jeff Liebmann And Unitarian Universalist Bigotry - What's The Connection?

How about this plagU*Urized version of Rev. Jeff Liebman's brand-spanking new blog posts entitled 'Truth and Meaning: Bigotry'?

Like The Emerson Avenger, U*U Rev. Jeff Liebmann grew up watching the television show 'All in the Family'. Viewers learned firsthand about bigotry by listening to outrageous statements from Archie Bunker. Public figures are once again making similar statements. Sadly, these are not shock media pundits, but elected officials of the Unitarian Universalist Association of Congregations such as UUA President Rev. Peter Morales, and "less than perfect" U*U clergy including but not limited to Rev. Ray Drennan, Rev. Dr. Victoria Weinstein, and Rev. Cynthia P. Cain. Surprisingly, these U*Us are shocked when they are subsequently called Big Fat U*U Bigots by The Emerson Avenger. . .

A Big Fat U*U Bigot is a Unitarian Universalist person who regards members of a group, or indeed individual persons of inherent worth and dignity, with hatred and intolerance based on unproven prejudices. So, with no apologies whatsoever to Rev. Jeff Liebmann, I offer the following list as a possible guide to UUA politicians and U*U clergy.

  • If you believe that a person’s inherent capacity for intelligence, productivity, or violence is connected to their religious beliefs, then you might be a Big Fat U*U Bigot.
  • If you suppose that the current gap in salaries between underpaid U*U clergy and U*U clergy earning over $100k per annum simply reflects free market economics, then you might be a Big Fat U*U Bigot.
  • If you think that blogging about "less than perfect" Unitarian Universalist clergy who have engaged in such despicable crimes as pedophilia and rape has a logical connection to the archaic crime of blasphemous libel, then you might be a Big Fat U*U Bigot, or a "less than bright" Stikeman Elliott litigation lawyer.
  • If you believe that any one "tiny, declining, fringe religion" which has Big Fat U*U Aspirations to be "THE Religion For Our Time" has a monopoly on morality, and that most or ALL other "old religions" are nothing but "obsolete religions created for another time" that only "contribute to the darkness" of "hatred, injustice, prejudice, ignorance", and "lead to tribalism, violence, suspicion, hatred, and oppression", then you might be a Big Fat U*U Bigot known U*U World-wide as UUA President Rev. Peter Morales. . .
  • If you consider another group’s culture as subhuman and/or inherently inferior to your own, then you might be a Big Fat U*U Bigot.
  • If you believe that anal rape aka "less than consensual" sodomy is acceptable, justified, or deserved in any imaginable situation, such as Rev. Victoria Weinstein's Big Fat U*U Sodomy Fantasy which obsecenely, viciously, and indeed just a tad Sadistically, imagined "South Dakota state senator Bill Napoli anally impaled of the Statue of Liberty's torch" then you might be a Big Fat U*U Bigot known as former UUA Congregational Services Director Rev. Dr. Tracey Robinson-Harris or former Ministerial *Fellowship* Committee Executive Secretary Rev. Beth Miller, to say nothing of UUA Executive Vice President Kathleen `Kay Montgomery and of course Rev. Dr. Vicki The Impaler herself. . .
  • If you automatically connect The Emerson Avenger's blog posts about U*U pedophile rapists with the archaic crime of blasphemous libel, then you might be a Big Fat U*U Bigot not too mention a Big Fat U*U Hypocrite, or indeed a boneheadedly stupid U*U idiot. . .
  • If you believe that U*Us have the right to make dental decisions for other people based on their personal religious beliefs, then you might be a Big Fat U*U Bigot.
  • If you imagine that anyone chooses to be homeless, or addicted to criticizing U*U injustices and abuses, or poor, or a victim of Unitarian Universalist clergy abuse, then you might be a Big Fat U*U Bigot.
There is nothing wrong with having Big Fat U*U Convictions. What is wrong is for U*Us to willfully choose to remain blissfully ignorant to readily verifiable facts, scientific and historic research, and good old Unitarian Reason and in using your poorly informed Big Fat U*U Convictions to unjustly and abusively judge other people, to misuse and abuse Canadian laws and UU bylaws etc. to restrict other people’s human rights, and to presume that your unsubstantiated personal "Truth" aka Big Fat U*U Delusion must be applied to others. Big Fat U*U Bigotry is not terminal unless perhaps you happen to anally impale yourself on your own words. It is a treatable condition, even if the UUA and MFC and other foolish U*Us refuse to treat it when bigoted "foot-in-mouth" disease breaks out amongst "less than tolerant" U*U clergy. To paraphrase that politically incorrect and increasingly unwelcome "famous Unitarian" Thomas Jefferson -
Big Fat U*U Bigotry is the disease of Big Fat U*U Ignorance, and education, such as by The Emerson Avenger teaching U*Us Big Fat U*U Lessons such as this one right here. . . is the Big Fat U*U Antidote.

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Famous Universalist Hosea Ballou Viciously Attacks "Less Than Honest" UUA Leaders And "Less Than Perfect" Stikeman Elliott Litigation Lawyer Maitre Marc-André Coulombe!

Big Fat U*U Error 

is always more 

busy than Truth.”

Hosea Ballou

 

 


Now I really must get around to writing a blog post or two about a certain "less than perfect" minister of the Unitarian Universalist Association of Congregations, as well as a U*U Religious Educator aka U*U Sunday School teacher, who actually have engaged in the despicable crime known as pedophilia, indeed one of these convicted U*U criminals *could* be quite reasonably described as yet another Unitarian Universalist pedophile rapist based upon the publicly available information reported by credible news sources about the despicable crimes that he was actually convicted of engaging in. . .


Source of (slightly modified) Hosea Ballou quote.

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Saturday, April 13, 2013

Famous Universalist Phineas Taylor Barnum aka P. T. Barnum Viciously Kicks Delusional UUA Leaders In Their Big Fat U*U Balls. . .

“It would almost seem as if  

human delusions became 

more unreasoning and  abject 

in proportion as their subject

is of greater importance. . .”


Phineas Taylor Barnum aka P. T. Barnum

The Humbugs of the World (1866)






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Friday, April 12, 2013

Is UUA Executive *Vice* President Kathleen 'Kay Montgomery Standing On The Side Of Love For U*U Rev. Mack W. Mitchell And Richard "Dick" Buell???

To say absolutely nothing about various other "less than perfect" Unitarian Universalists who have in fact been convicted of engaging in "such despicable crimes as pedophilia and rape". . .

Just asking. . .







After all U*Us. . .

UUA Executive Vice President Kathleen 'Kay Montgomery *is* responsible for supervising ALL UUA senior staff, and coordinating the work of the UUA's legal counsel, which presumably includes supervising and coordinating the rather dU*Ubious work of one Maitre Marc-André Coulombe who is numbered amongst the UUA's Canadian attorneys at Stikeman Elliott LLP Barristers & Solicitors.

No?

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Kathleen 'Kay Montgomery Gets Kicked In Her Big Fat U*U Balls By The "Collective Authorship" Of The Robin Edgar Sucks Blog?!!

"Distorting the facts goes against the UU principle of a free and responsible search for meaning and truth which you so claim to uphold.  More’s the pity that you refuse to see how unhealthy, counterproductive and dysfunctional your fixations, perseverations and angry rants really are."

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Rev. Katie Norris Kicks The Cowardly Anonymous "Collective Authorship" Of The Robin Edgar Sucks Blog In Their Big Fat U*U Balls!!!

Somewhat inadvertently. . .

In this excerpt from her 'Bipolar Spirit' blog post titled -

'Being Shamed for Speaking Publicly About Mental Illness'

"In ministry I learned to never take anonymous feedback. Anonymous feedback is a huge red flag that warns: this issue really has nothing to do with you and everything to do with the person attempting to bully or shame you into doing what they want. Anonymous feedback leaves no room for relationship, understanding, empathy, compassion, and love. And in all honesty, true concern and love does not come from an anonymous comment. It comes from direct communication."

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Thursday, April 11, 2013

Will Unruly U*U Rev. Julie Taylor Write Letters To The Emerson Avenger When He Is In Prison For Committing The Archaic Crime Of Blasphemous Libel For Blogging About U*U Pedophiles And Rapists?

Just asking. . .

Rev. Julie Taylor is a self-described unruly Unitarian Universalist minister and disaster services chaplain, specializing in crisis intervention and disaster response who writes to prisoners.

So when this unruly UU Rev. Tweeted -

I write to 2 prisoners. This is a great program. CLF Prison Ministry & conf outreach. #UU http://owl.li/jWKib

The Emerson Avenger aka Rockin' Robin was inspired to Tweet the following Tweet in response -

Will #Unruly #UU Rev. Julie Taylor write 2 me when I'm in #prison for the archaic crime of #blasphemous #libel? LOL! http://emersonavenger.blogspot.ca/2013/03/calling-bullshit-uua-church-of-larger.html

Sadly, The Emerson Avenger has no realistic expectation that the ever so unruly Rev. Julie Taylor will ever actually write to him when he is in prison, if only because he has no realistic expection of ever actually being imprisoned for committing the archaic crime of blasphemous libel against the "tiny, declining, fringe religion" known as Unitarian Universalism aka The U*U Movement aka The Uncommonly Hubristic Denomination.

And so it goes U*Us. . .




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Monday, April 08, 2013

First Parish Norwell Unitarian Universalist Church And The Proverbial "Signs Of The Times" - What's The Connection?

Can U*Us say Peacebang?

Just asking. . .


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Saturday, April 06, 2013

Rev. Dr. Fredric Muir Has Grown Quite Tired Of The Silly Ignorance Of The Uninformed U*Us. . .

But don't take *my* word for it U*Us, take the word of Rev. Dr. Fredric J. Muir himself, as posted to his 'Building the UU Beloved Community' blog in a post entitled 'A Silly Religion?'

Without further ado, here is the comment that I have successfully posted in response to Rev. Fred Muir's 'A Silly Religion?' blog post lamenting The Silly Ignorance Of The U*Us with some hyperlinks added so that persons of inherent worth and dignity may engage in a free and *responsible* search for its Truth and meaning. . .

"I’ve grown quite tired of outsiders - and insiders, as in our own members and friends - whose misunderstanding of Unitarian Universalism leads them to conclusions and then utterances that are at best wrong and at worst offensive.  My hope and prayer is to see the day when we no longer must endure the silly ignorance of the uninformed."

As someone who is very well acquainted with UU clergy sexual misconduct, how do you feel about the following "utterances" made in an arrogant and aggressive cease and desist demand letter that the UUA hired its Canadian attorney, Stikeman Elliott Barristers & Solicitors litigation lawyer Maitre Marc-André Coulombe, have me served with last June?

"Your unfounded and vicious allegations to the effect that ministers of the Association engage in such despicable crimes as pedophilia and rape are similarly defamatory to an extent such that they constitute blasphemous libel which is prohibited under section 296 of the Criminal Code (R.S.C. 1985, c. C.46.1)."

Besides being poorly written and researched and - in several places - simply wrong, I’ve been wondering what the point of the cease and desist letter was. What was the UUA's goal?  Was there purpose to the UUA's shoddy (and indeed shameful) Lance Armstrong style legal bullying?  What *was* the UUA trying to accomplish?* 

Sadly, I have been enduring this "silly ignorance of the uninformed" (to say nothing of the perjurious lies of well informed UUA leaders. . .) for over ten months now because the Peter Morales UUA administration is obstinately refusing to formally withdraw these highly questionable accusations that are at best wrong, and at worst offensive to anyone who knows anything about "less than perfect" UU clergy and UU Religious Educators etc. who have actually been convicted of such despicable crimes as pedophilia and rape. . . and properly and publicly apologize to me for bringing these unfounded and more than a little bit offensive accusations against me.



* This is a classic example of what is known as "a rhetorical question". . .

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Wednesday, April 03, 2013

Is Rev. Dr. Forrest Church The Most Appropriate Corpse Cold Unitarian Spokeperson For Marriage Equality The UUA Can Come Up With?

Just asking. . .



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