UUA President Peter Morales Holiday Message 2012 Calls Upon U*Us To Give Themselves Away. . .

This holiday season, UUA President Morales has a special request to make to U*Us U*U World-wide in his 2012 Holiday Message. . .

"Give yourself away, take some time to renew relationships, reach out, share yourself generously, reach beyond your inner circle, reach out and love our wider community. One of the great lessons all religions teaches (sic) us, is that we truly find ourselves only when we lose ourselves. When we reach out, and when we give ourselves away. Create new precious memories. Give yourself away. May this be a blessed holiday season for us all."

Well I certainly have to hand it to UUA President Peter Morales for so sincerely and conscientiously practicing what he preaches in his 2012 Holiday Message by daring to reach out himself, indeed renewing his Big Fat U*U Relationship with The Emerson Avenger, by reaching well beyond the Big Fat U*U Inner Circle of The Place That Reeks Of Privilege And Hierarchy (aka 25 Beacon Street in Boston) on Monday June 1st, 2012, and, with a little bit of help from his friend Stikeman Elliott litigation lawyer Maitre Marc-André Coulombe, ever so generously sharing this precious, irreplaceable gift which quite evidently involves connecting and reconnecting some very special U*U memories, such as Peacebang's Big Fat U*U Sodomy Fantasy to mention butt one such cherished Big Fat U*U Memory.

I dare say that receiving this wonderful generous gift from the Unitarian Universalist Association by way of Stikeman Elliott LLP Barristers & Solicitors and Paquette & Associés Huissiers de Justice made it feel like Christmas in July, or Chalica in June.

Not only was the UUA's Big Fat U*U Gift to me well and Truly "something priceless", in every sense of the word *priceless*, but it has even helped to create some brand spanking new precious memories that warm the cockles of my heart, perhaps even memories that I may even come to treasure above all others. . . I mean what could make The Emerson Avenger feel more special than to be the one and only person of inherent worth and dignity in the whole-wide U*U World who outrageously hypocritical Unitarian Universalist "religious leaders" have chosen to bestow the great honour and privilege of accusing them of the archaic if not obsolete crime of blasphemous libel?

And so it goes U*Us. . .



I feel that it is only fair to hereby present UUA President Peter Morales with this little token of my Big Fat U*U *Appreciation* for his genuinely courageous decision to so sincerely and conscientiously reach out to The Emerson Avenger earlier this year.





Comments

Anonymous said…
It's dated May 20th. Get some new material, already. I mean this made your rants more interesting in the spring, but now it has gone back to just sounding pathetic.
Robin Edgar said…
You are being remarkably foolish Thomas. Yes, the UUA's Big Fat U*U Cease And Desist Demand reproduced above is dated May 29th, 2012, to be precise. So it was written, and subsequently served to me, just over six months ago now.

The Big Fat U*U Fact remains that the UUA has yet to formally withdraw the "less than Truthful" allegations and accusations that it made against me in that Big Fat U*U Legal Document, nor has it officially and publicly apologized to me for bringing these highly questionable accusations against me. The Unitarian Universalist Association of Congregations aka the U*U eh? can thus be reasonably understood to be standing behind those ludicrous accusations, not only by me, but by pretty much every other person of inherent worth and dignity who possesses at least half a brain. Why do you suppose that I demanded that the UUA and Stikeman Elliott attorney Maitre Marc-André Coulombe either shit or get off the pot a couple of weeks ago?
Robin Edgar said…
BTW Do you know what *really* sounds pathetic Thomas? ALL of the ridiculous accusations that Maitre Coulombe brought against me in the UUA's borderline insane cease and desist demand letter. When one engages in a free and genuinely *responsible* search for their Big Fat U*U Truth and meaning, or spectacular dearth thereof. . . one discovers that every single accusation represents an outrageously hypocritical double standard exercised by the UUA. Of course the most pathetic accusation of them all is the one that falsely accuses me of the archaic crime of blasphemous libel for allegedly making "unfounded and vicious allegations to the effect that ministers of the Association engage in such despicable crimes as pedophilia and rape." I mean it is bad enough that Unitarian Universalists accused *anyone* of blasphemous libel for *any* reason, but to do so on the basis of a Big Fat U*U Lie is utterly shameful and TrU*Uly Pathetic. . .
Robin Edgar said…
Oh and you *really* don't want to push me to post "new material", such as the *very* credible reports about a gay pedophile Unitarian Universalist Sunday School teacher aka U*U Movement Religious Educator that I came across recently. I will of course get around to doing so soon enough however. . .
Robin Edgar said…
One more thing Thomas.

It occurs to me *now* that your rather pathetic comment here stands as a Big Fat U*U *Example* of what the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Jr. might call the sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity of the U*Us.

And so it goes. . .