Chuck Norris Epic Split Christmas Video And Unitarian Universalist Headquarters In Boston - What's The Connection?

Chuck Norris' Epic Split Christmas Video is going viral it seems. . .

What is not spoken about in this viral YouTube video of Chuck Norris doing an epic split between two U*U Jihad Air Farce transport jets loaded full of U*U Jihad Navy Marines, because it is a FOR U*U EYES ONLY TOP SECRET. . . is that Chuck Norris is the kick-ass Colonel in charge of the U*U Jihad Armed Farce's Elite Airborne Division, and that he is actually flying down to The Place That Reeks Of Privilege And Hierarchy And Stinks To High Heaven Of Complicity In Clergy Abuse aka Unitarian Universalist Headquarters at 25 Beacon Street in Boston to kick some outrageously hypocritical U*U butt for Christmas. . .

Some say that ever 'gainst that season comes

Wherein our Saviour’s birth is celebrated,

The bird of dawning singeth all night long.

And then, they say, no spirit dare stir abroad.

The nights are wholesome. Then no planets strike,

No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm,

So hallowed and so gracious is that time.