The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: http://revelationisnotsealed.homestead.com - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: http://creationday.homestead.com - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here - http://www.takecourage.org/defining.htm

Thursday, December 05, 2013

God Rest Ye Unitarians Let Nothing You Dismay. . .

Well other than this brand-spanking new plagU*Urized parody version of that Big Fat U*U Christmas Carol known U*U World-wide as 'God Rest Ye Unitarians', which by all rights *should* dismay 21st Century Unitarians aka Unitarian Universalists aka members in The U*U Movement who actually bother to honor and uphold the 4th Principle of Unitarian Universalism which calls upon U*Us to enter into a free and genuinely responsible search for the Truth and meaning of this parody version of a Unitarian Universalist parody version of the traditional Christmas carol 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen'. . .

Like 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen' there seem to be a few different versions of 'God Rest Ye Unitarians' aka 'God Rest You Unitarians', so I am taking the liberty of presenting two somewhat different versions of my parody song based on these two different versions of 'God Rest Ye Unitarians'

Version 1 is based on this version of 'God Rest Ye Unitarians'

God test ye, Unitarians, with Truth U*Us dismay;
Remember there's NO evidence
This was pure hearsay;
When girls were raped is quite well known,
No matter what *they* say,
O, Tidings of Reason and fact, Reason and fact,
Sad tidings of Reason and fact.

There was a Mack of Northborough, there IS a right or wrong;
There *could* be U*U wise men, but the work just takes too long. . .
The "stories" in this letter are hysterical and WRONG
O, Tidings of Reason and fact, Reason and fact,
Sad tidings of Reason and fact.

Our current blogging customs expose U*U bullshit and abuse,
From "conduct unbecoming" to blasphemy law misuse.
We know our so-called blasphemy is just telling U*U Truth,
O, Tidings of Reason and fact, Reason and fact,
Sad tidings of Reason and fact.


Version 2 is based upon this version of 'God Rest Ye Unitarians' courtesy on the Renegade Eye blog -

God test ye, Unitarians, with Truth U*Us dismay;
Remember there's NO evidence
To prove what U*Us say;

When girls were raped is quite well known,
No matter what *they* say,
O, Tidings of Reason and fact, Reason and fact,
Sad tidings of Reason and fact.

Our current blogging customs expose
U*U mockery and jape,
From "conduct unbecoming" to "pedophilia and rape".

This whole darn Stikeman spiel is just
UUA "Red Tape",
O, Tidings of Reason and fact, Reason and fact,
Sad tidings of Reason and fact.

There was a Mack of Northborough,
there was a Richard Buell;
There *could* have been some wise men,
but the VEEP was such a fool. . .

The "stories" in this letter are hubristic U*U stool,
O, Tidings of Reason and fact, Reason and fact,
Sad tidings of Reason and fact!


This parody song is sung to the tune of the traditional Christmas carol 'God Rest You, Merry Gentlemen' as per this "viral" YouTube video of 'James Bach and His No Man Band' "performing" 'God Rest Ye Unitarians'. . .






Personally I MUCH prefer The BareNaked Ladies version of the original Christmas carol 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman', especially when Sarah McLachlan sings along with them. . .





The original version of 'God Rest Ye Unitarians' is copyright 1990 by Rev. Christopher Gist Raible of the First Unitarian Church of Worcester MA. Apperently the lyrics may be found in 'Hymns for the Cerebration of Strife'.

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