U*Us Are Thunderstruck By God's Divine Expression Of Displeasure With U*U Anti-Mormon Bigotry That Borders On The Hate Speech U*Us Pretend To Oppose
But don't take my word for it. . .
Take the word of whichever U*U blogger* wrote the 'God Speaks to the UUs' blog post on the UUA's official General Assembly 2009 blog. . .
I was covering comedian Kate Clinton’s performance in the Grand Ballroom when our cosmic comeuppance was finally delivered. In fact, I blame her. She was holding forth on California’s Proposition 8, which overrode a court order legalizing gay marriage in that state. Based on some bad polling interpretation, a lot of people came to believe that proposition lost because of the black churches. But Clinton was setting us, ahem, straight:
“It wasn’t the black churches. It was the white churches. It was the Catholic archbishops, who’ve never been married, pouring money into the campaign. And it was the Mormons, who know so much about marriage,” she announced, dropping her voice to a whisper when she said the M-word. “And by the way…that’s Mormon, with two Ms.”
At that precise moment that her last bit of wordplay was sinking in and the crowd was launching into a collective roar, fate struck. Or at least something did. The entire convention center rocked with a huge clap of thunder that sounded very much like the roof trying to come down over our heads. Moments later, we listened again as the sky outside cracked open with a ferocious rainstorm.
Kate paused while the sound echoed through the hall. Then she stepped back up to the mike, and in a very sweet and mild voice said: “I love Mormons!”
It was only as I made my way back to my hotel half an hour later that I found out just how close the call was. The crack we heard was lightening striking the convention center’s tower, which forms one of the two main entrances to the hall. The entry was cordoned off with police tape, pending a structural inspection of the roof, supports, and glass. Outside, a storm of truly Biblical proportions was turning State Street into a river.
Serves us heretics right, I guess. Never let it be said that UUs are afraid in the face of divine wrath.
Still, He can’t have been all that mad. Because 15 minutes later, the storm cleared — leaving us with a gorgeous double rainbow arcing right over the center.
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I guess this Emerson Avenger blast from the not so distant past was quiet prophetic. . .
* Apparently it was the ever tactful and diplomatic U*U blogger Sara Robinson. . . I did not notice her "byline" at the bottom of the blog post when I first read it. Quite possibly because she only added it after I had read the post.
Here is the screenshot -
Take the word of whichever U*U blogger* wrote the 'God Speaks to the UUs' blog post on the UUA's official General Assembly 2009 blog. . .
I was covering comedian Kate Clinton’s performance in the Grand Ballroom when our cosmic comeuppance was finally delivered. In fact, I blame her. She was holding forth on California’s Proposition 8, which overrode a court order legalizing gay marriage in that state. Based on some bad polling interpretation, a lot of people came to believe that proposition lost because of the black churches. But Clinton was setting us, ahem, straight:
“It wasn’t the black churches. It was the white churches. It was the Catholic archbishops, who’ve never been married, pouring money into the campaign. And it was the Mormons, who know so much about marriage,” she announced, dropping her voice to a whisper when she said the M-word. “And by the way…that’s Mormon, with two Ms.”
At that precise moment that her last bit of wordplay was sinking in and the crowd was launching into a collective roar, fate struck. Or at least something did. The entire convention center rocked with a huge clap of thunder that sounded very much like the roof trying to come down over our heads. Moments later, we listened again as the sky outside cracked open with a ferocious rainstorm.
Kate paused while the sound echoed through the hall. Then she stepped back up to the mike, and in a very sweet and mild voice said: “I love Mormons!”
It was only as I made my way back to my hotel half an hour later that I found out just how close the call was. The crack we heard was lightening striking the convention center’s tower, which forms one of the two main entrances to the hall. The entry was cordoned off with police tape, pending a structural inspection of the roof, supports, and glass. Outside, a storm of truly Biblical proportions was turning State Street into a river.
Serves us heretics right, I guess. Never let it be said that UUs are afraid in the face of divine wrath.
Still, He can’t have been all that mad. Because 15 minutes later, the storm cleared — leaving us with a gorgeous double rainbow arcing right over the center.
end quote
I guess this Emerson Avenger blast from the not so distant past was quiet prophetic. . .
* Apparently it was the ever tactful and diplomatic U*U blogger Sara Robinson. . . I did not notice her "byline" at the bottom of the blog post when I first read it. Quite possibly because she only added it after I had read the post.
Here is the screenshot -
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