More Horace Greeley Quotes For Unitarian*Universalist U*Us To Pay Heed To. . .

Ah! if the Big Fat U*U Pulpit would practice what it preaches, then all would be well.

Big Fat U*U Apathy is a sort of living oblivion.

Common sense amongst Unitarian Universalists is very uncommon.

Go West, young man, and get the corpse-cold Unitarian shoulder from San Francisco U*Us. . .

Unitarian*Universalists aka U*Us are the inferior of any man whose rights U*Us trample underfoot. . .

Rev. Cynthia P. Cain never said all mean people are Republicans; what she said was all Republicans were mean people. . .

The darkest hour in any Unitarian*Universalist minister's life is when s/he sits down to plan how to get money without earning it.

The Big Fat U*U Illusion that times that were are better than those that are, has probably pervaded all ages.

There is no bigotry like that of Unitarian*Universalist "free thought" run to seed.

Nine-tenths of the world is entertained by scandalous rumors, which are never dissected until they are dead and, when pricked, collapse like an empty bladder.

Ease up, the Big Fat U*U Ass*Play is over*.



* Butt it's not *really* over U*Us until The Fat Lady sings "I'm sorry."



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