More Horace Greeley Quotes For Unitarian*Universalist U*Us To Pay Heed To. . .
Ah! if the Big Fat U*U Pulpit would practice what it preaches, then all would be well.
Big Fat U*U Apathy is a sort of living oblivion.
Common sense amongst Unitarian Universalists is very uncommon.
Go West, young man, and get the corpse-cold Unitarian shoulder from San Francisco U*Us. . .
Unitarian*Universalists aka U*Us are the inferior of any man whose rights U*Us trample underfoot. . .
Rev. Cynthia P. Cain never said all mean people are Republicans; what she said was all Republicans were mean people. . .
The darkest hour in any Unitarian*Universalist minister's life is when s/he sits down to plan how to get money without earning it.
The Big Fat U*U Illusion that times that were are better than those that are, has probably pervaded all ages.
There is no bigotry like that of Unitarian*Universalist "free thought" run to seed.
Nine-tenths of the world is entertained by scandalous rumors, which are never dissected until they are dead and, when pricked, collapse like an empty bladder.
Ease up, the Big Fat U*U Ass*Play is over*.
* Butt it's not *really* over U*Us until The Fat Lady sings "I'm sorry."
The actual Horace Greeley quotations that these Emerson Avenger parody versions were created from may be found on BrainyQuote and Giga Quote.
Big Fat U*U Apathy is a sort of living oblivion.
Common sense amongst Unitarian Universalists is very uncommon.
Go West, young man, and get the corpse-cold Unitarian shoulder from San Francisco U*Us. . .
Unitarian*Universalists aka U*Us are the inferior of any man whose rights U*Us trample underfoot. . .
Rev. Cynthia P. Cain never said all mean people are Republicans; what she said was all Republicans were mean people. . .
The darkest hour in any Unitarian*Universalist minister's life is when s/he sits down to plan how to get money without earning it.
The Big Fat U*U Illusion that times that were are better than those that are, has probably pervaded all ages.
There is no bigotry like that of Unitarian*Universalist "free thought" run to seed.
Nine-tenths of the world is entertained by scandalous rumors, which are never dissected until they are dead and, when pricked, collapse like an empty bladder.
Ease up, the Big Fat U*U Ass*Play is over*.
* Butt it's not *really* over U*Us until The Fat Lady sings "I'm sorry."
The actual Horace Greeley quotations that these Emerson Avenger parody versions were created from may be found on BrainyQuote and Giga Quote.
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