RE*Imagining St. Patrick's Day As International Get Your Irish Up Day. . .
That's right U*Us.
Inspired by the UUA's 'Standing On The Side Of Love' campaign's reimagining of St. Valentine's Day as 'National Standing On The Side Of Love Day', The Emerson Avenger will be Re*Imagining St. Patrick's Day as 'International Get Your Irish Up Day' tomorrow.
As per my somewhat waggish comment on the Ichabod's Kin blog post en*titled 'The Irish and the Ides: Not Much to Party About', 'International Get Your Irish Up Day' will be -
A day dedicated to publicly expressing your anger about all manner of things including, but by no means limited to. . . the Big Fat U*U Xenophobia of The Tiny Declining Fringe Religion™, and perhaps even chasing a few “snakes” out of whatever territory they may be occupying.
Since the inspiration to Re*Imagine St. Patrick's Day as 'International Get Your Irish Up Day' only came to me very recently, I do not expect all *that* much to happen tomorrow, however I will endeavor to make a point of getting *my* Irish up on this blog, and maybe even go after a few Big Fat U*U Snakes while I am at it. I dare say that I just may open a Big Fat U*U Can Of Whoop*Ass on UUA President Peter Morales, and other Big Fat U*U Snakes-In-The-Grass tomorrow. . .
Note to paranoid U*Us who cannot deal with The Emerson Avenger's Big Fat U*U Parody:
No "less than perfect" Unitarian*Universalist U*U will suffer any physical injury aka "serious personal injury offence" as a result any purely verbal "can of whoop*ass" aka "can of wup*ass" aka dressing down that The Emerson Avenger should decide to open on their sorry U*U ass on International Get Your Irish Up Day tomorrow.
Labels: anti-Catholic bigotry, anti-Christian U*Us, Anti-religious U*Us, Anti-Republican U*Us, International Get Your Irish Up Day, National Standing On The Side Of Love Day, U*U bigotry, U*U Xenophobia