The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada

In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here -

Saturday, August 06, 2011

Wife Swapping Unitarian Universalist Style And The Mission Of The Unitarian Universalist Church of Ogden Utah - What's The Connection?

Unitarian Universalist wife swapping has been getting some attention recently in the U*U blogosphere thanks to Rev. Daniel Harper's recent 'Historical document on the sexual revolution within The U*U Movement' blog post and U*U commentary thereupon. Supposedly Unitarian Universalist wife-swapping is now a thing of the past in the U*U World if one is to believe the "spin"* of Rev. Dan Harper and most if not all of the commenters on his blog posts about how "The Sexual Revolution" impacted on the U*U World like a Big Fat U*U Asteroid smashing into it. . . But what about those pesky Polyamorist U*Us? Isn't Unitarian*Universalist Polyamory somewhat *akin* to what *some* U*Us call "Wife-Swapping" or at least "Open Marriage"?

Anyway. . .

Regardless of whether or not U*Us want to call "less than monogamous" sexual relations "wife-swapping", "open marriage" or polyamory (wants a crack at her?), to say nothing of dozens of U*Us "screwing in sleeping bags" or even engaging in some 1970's style U*U "rape" aka slU*Utishness. It seems to *me* that "wife-swapping" is alive and well in *some* parts of the U*U World. Like Ogden Utah for *example* where it would seem that the Unitarian Universalist Church of Ogden recently ran an advertisement in the Ogden Standard Examiner newspaper for an upcoming wife-swapping event. Well at least that is what U*U Jihad Secret Agent James Bondage ahem *undercover* in Ogden Utah has informed the U*U Jihad Ministry Of Truth earlier today.

It would appear that Ogden Utah Unitarian Universalists are still a bit closeted in their Big Fat U*U Wife-Swapping activities so they used a secret code in the newspaper advertisement that U*Us "in the know" would "get" but most other persons of inherent worth and dignity would perceive as a purely charitable clothes swapping event. This poorly conceived U*U code was so stU*Upendously *simple* that our U*U Jihad Military Intelligence cryptologists were able to decode it in a matter of seconds aka less than a New York minute. . .

Without further ado here is the full decoded text of the advertisement for a Big Fat U*U Wife-Swapping Event that U*U polyamorists from the Unitarian Universalist Church of Ogden in Utah placed in the Ogden Standard Examiner newspaper yesterday -

Unitarians to host wife swap

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 7:14pm

OGDEN — An all-ages wife swap will be from 6:30 p.m. to 8 p.m. Monday at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 705 23rd St.

This is an all-ages event, so bring wives for adults and children. If you have wives that don’t fit or that you don’t like any more, come and trade with someone else.

You can trade as many wives as you bring, so if you have 20 wives with you, you can pick 20 to take home with you.

As the organizers have no way to clean wives that night, ALL wives must be clean (fresh out of the shower and dried aka "less than wet") and in good repair.

Also, bring your gently used U*U sex manuals or U*U sex toys that you no longer need, and trade those for new (to you) items.

The event is open to everyone except Christians and Republicans, however Mormons are more than welcome to come.

Volunteers are also needed to help with setup and cleanup.

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Sounds like a good time will be had by ALL to me. . . ;-)

* Spin as in "Spin The Bottle" perhaps? ;-)

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