Wife Swapping Unitarian Universalist Style And The Mission Of The Unitarian Universalist Church of Ogden Utah - What's The Connection?
Anyway. . .
Regardless of whether or not U*Us want to call "less than monogamous" sexual relations "wife-swapping", "open marriage" or polyamory (wants a crack at her?), to say nothing of dozens of U*Us "screwing in sleeping bags" or even engaging in some 1970's style U*U "rape" aka slU*Utishness. It seems to *me* that "wife-swapping" is alive and well in *some* parts of the U*U World. Like Ogden Utah for *example* where it would seem that the Unitarian Universalist Church of Ogden recently ran an advertisement in the Ogden Standard Examiner newspaper for an upcoming wife-swapping event. Well at least that is what U*U Jihad Secret Agent James Bondage ahem *undercover* in Ogden Utah has informed the U*U Jihad Ministry Of Truth earlier today.
It would appear that Ogden Utah Unitarian Universalists are still a bit closeted in their Big Fat U*U Wife-Swapping activities so they used a secret code in the newspaper advertisement that U*Us "in the know" would "get" but most other persons of inherent worth and dignity would perceive as a purely charitable clothes swapping event. This poorly conceived U*U code was so stU*Upendously *simple* that our U*U Jihad Military Intelligence cryptologists were able to decode it in a matter of seconds aka less than a New York minute. . .
Without further ado here is the full decoded text of the advertisement for a Big Fat U*U Wife-Swapping Event that U*U polyamorists from the Unitarian Universalist Church of Ogden in Utah placed in the Ogden Standard Examiner newspaper yesterday -
Unitarians to host wife swap
Fri, 08/05/2011 - 7:14pm
OGDEN — An all-ages wife swap will be from 6:30 p.m. to 8 p.m. Monday at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 705 23rd St.
This is an all-ages event, so bring wives for adults and children. If you have wives that don’t fit or that you don’t like any more, come and trade with someone else.
You can trade as many wives as you bring, so if you have 20 wives with you, you can pick 20 to take home with you.
As the organizers have no way to clean wives that night, ALL wives must be clean (fresh out of the shower and dried aka "less than wet") and in good repair.
Also, bring your gently used U*U sex manuals or U*U sex toys that you no longer need, and trade those for new (to you) items.
The event is open to everyone except Christians and Republicans, however Mormons are more than welcome to come.
Volunteers are also needed to help with setup and cleanup.
Sounds like a good time will be had by ALL to me. . . ;-)
* Spin as in "Spin The Bottle" perhaps? ;-)