The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: http://revelationisnotsealed.homestead.com - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: http://creationday.homestead.com - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here - http://www.takecourage.org/defining.htm

Tuesday, August 09, 2011

Frank Zappa & The Illinois Enema Bandit Aid & Abet The Emerson Avenger In Giving The U*U Movement A Public Enema



The following plagU*Urized version of 'The Illinois Enema Bandit'* by Frank Zappa is brought to constipated U*Us U*U World-wide courtesy of the Reverend Doctor Eric Theodore Cartman III. . .

And now folks it's time for Rev. Dr. Victoria Weinstein to deliver our special Illinois Enema Bandit-type announcement take it away, Peacebang!

"This is a true story
About a famous criminal
From Soviet Canuckistan
This is the story of Robin Edgar
A man who's NOT serving time at this very moment
For the crime of disturbing U*U Movement "shit".

It so happened, that at the time of the snubbery
Robin, decided to give his female victims
A little enema
Apparently, there was no law against that
Butt his name lives on
Robin Edgar
The Emerson Enema-Venger!"

The Emerson Enema*Venger
I heard he's on the loose
I heard he's on the loose
Lord, the pitiful screams
Of all them Harvard-educated women...
He'd just be tyin' 'em up
(They'd be all bound down!)

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Emerson Enema*Venger juice

The Emerson Enema*Venger juice

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Emerson Enema*Venger juice

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Emerson Enema*Venger juice

The Emerson Enema*Venger
I heard it on the news
I heard it on the news
Boston Massachusetts he has caused some alarm
Just sneakin' around there
From church to church
He's got a rubberized bag
And a hose on his arm

Lookin' for some rustic U*U rump
That he just might wanna pump

Lookin' for some rustic U*U rump
That he just might wanna pump

Lookin' for some rustic U*U rump
That he just might wanna pump

The Emerson Enema*Venger
One day he'll have to pay
Some day he'll have to pay
The police will say, "You're under arrest!"
And then the judge would have him for a *special* guest
And then the D.A. will order a secret test
And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks
And then the judge would say, "No U*U jokes!"
They'll drag in the 'Venger for all to see,
Sayin' "Don't nobody have no sympathy. . .
Hot soapy water in the third degree!"

And then the 'Venger might say,
"Why is everybody looking' at me?"

Well did you cause this misery?
Well did you cause this kinda misery?
Well did you cause this misery?

Now, one girl shout: "Let the 'Venger be!"

'Venger are you guilty?
'Venger are you guilty?
Tell me now, What's our plea?

Another girl shout: "Let our friend go free!"

'Venger, Did you do these deeds?

The 'Venger say, "It must be just what they all needs..."

"It must be just what they all needs..."

"It must be just what they all needs..."

"It must be just what they all needs..."

"It must be just what they all needs..."

"It must be just what they all needs..."


* It should be noted that Frank Zappa's 'The Illinois Enema Bandit' song is one of the tracks recorded live on the 'Tiny Is As Tiny Do' bootleg album. The Emerson Avenger would like to ever so opportunistically take this opportunity to rather pointedly point out to U*Us U*U World-wide that The Tiny Declining Fringe Religion™ *IS* as The Tiny Declining Fringe Religion™ Does. . .

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