Happy Birthday Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.! *Now* An Honourary Canon In The Religious Services *Arm* Of The U*U Jihad Navy

The Emerson Avenger, aka *The* U*U Enforcer, aka The Dagger Of Sweet Reason (*now* aka The Kris Knife Of Sweet Reason), not to be confU*Used with the "less than perfect", indeed "less than excellent" and, quite regrettably. . . probably even "less than good", U*U Jihad Navy Naval Chaplain Rev. Dr. Eric Cartman III, who *appears* to have gone AWOL today, would like to thank his old friend Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and is "less than mournfully" aka *really* quite optimistically *celebrating* what *might* have been the 80th birthday of Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr..

In this moment of TrU*Uce*?, the SU*Upreme Commander of the U*U Jihad Navy, not to be conFU*USEd with the "less than perfect" but otherwise quite excellent Grand Admiral of the U*U Jihad Navy Rev. David O. Rankin, is very happy to announce that the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Jr. has been posthumously made an honourary canon in the U*U Jihad Navy's Chaplaincy service and that one of *our* submarines, indeed one of our brand spanking new state of the art U*U Jihad Navy Stealth submarines will be *christened* the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Jr. as soon as it is ready to be put to all 8 seas*.



* well U*Unilateral cessation of hostilities aks cease fire in any case. . . and *I* think the "all 8 seas" inU*Uendo is being *reasonably* diplomatic don't U*Us think? ;-)