The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada

In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here -

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Happy Birthday Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.! *Now* An Honourary Canon In The Religious Services *Arm* Of The U*U Jihad Navy

The Emerson Avenger, aka *The* U*U Enforcer, aka The Dagger Of Sweet Reason (*now* aka The Kris Knife Of Sweet Reason), not to be confU*Used with the "less than perfect", indeed "less than excellent" and, quite regrettably. . . probably even "less than good", U*U Jihad Navy Naval Chaplain Rev. Dr. Eric Cartman III, who *appears* to have gone AWOL today, would like to thank his old friend Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and is "less than mournfully" aka *really* quite optimistically *celebrating* what *might* have been the 80th birthday of Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr..

In this moment of TrU*Uce*?, the SU*Upreme Commander of the U*U Jihad Navy, not to be conFU*USEd with the "less than perfect" but otherwise quite excellent Grand Admiral of the U*U Jihad Navy Rev. David O. Rankin, is very happy to announce that the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Jr. has been posthumously made an honourary canon in the U*U Jihad Navy's Chaplaincy service and that one of *our* submarines, indeed one of our brand spanking new state of the art U*U Jihad Navy Stealth submarines will be *christened* the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Jr. as soon as it is ready to be put to all 8 seas*.

* well U*Unilateral cessation of hostilities aks cease fire in any case. . . and *I* think the "all 8 seas" inU*Uendo is being *reasonably* diplomatic don't U*Us think? ;-)

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