The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada

In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here -

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Will The Dreaded Emerson Avenger aka The Wonderful Wizard Of U*Us U*Unilaterally aka U*Undemocratically Declare A Cease Fire In The Coming U*U Daze?

Just asking, myselves*. . .

One more time for good measure -

Will The Emerson Avenger aka The Dagger Of Sweet Reason, SU*Upreme Commander of the U*U Jihad Navy dreaded scourge of the U*U Sea of Hypocrisy, aka *The* Rev. Dr. Eric Cartman III, aka The Dagger Of Sweet Reason, aka GOdKnowsWho, aka The "Less Than Wonderful" Wizard Of U*Us (not to be confU*Used with The Wonderful Wizard of U*Us) etc. etc. Amen. . . U*Unilaterally aka U*Undemocratically aka "less than democratically" aka AU*Utocratically declare a cease fire aka temporary cessation of *hostilities* aka *temporary* refraining from putting the shockingly awesome "Fire Power" aka "FirePower" of the U*U Jihad Navy worships** to not so good U*Use in the very near fU*Uture?

Like *potentially* even tomorrow? And for as long as one full month?

Let's say from Woden's Day January 14th until that "less than chosen" fateful February 14th deadline for UUA President Bill Sinkford, UUA moderator Gini Coulter, UUA Trustees, and other *appropriate* top level UUA leaders, including *appropriate* representatives of the ever so aptly named Ministerial *Fellowship* Committee, to publicly *demonstrate* that *they* are individually and collectively actually ready, sincerely willing, and genuinely able to "stand on the side of love" for *any* and *all* victims of U*U clergy misconduct, sexual misconduct and *otherwise*, and begin genuinely "waging peace" with them towards the end of providing some tangible and substantial long overdue *restorative* justice by the 2009 UUA GA in Salt Lake City, Utah?

TEA Time will tell.

Adios My Friends,

*The* Rev. Dr. Eric Cartman III

U*U Jihad Navy Naval Chaplain

* Does The Emerson Avenger suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder or any other serious personality disorder?

Just asking all the U*Uitch Doctors aka Reverend Doctors *out there* in the U*U World. . ;-)

** PU*Un intended


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