Will The Dreaded Emerson Avenger aka The Wonderful Wizard Of U*Us U*Unilaterally aka U*Undemocratically Declare A Cease Fire In The Coming U*U Daze?
Just asking, myselves*. . .
One more time for good measure -
Will The Emerson Avenger aka The Dagger Of Sweet Reason, SU*Upreme Commander of the U*U Jihad Navy dreaded scourge of the U*U Sea of Hypocrisy, aka *The* Rev. Dr. Eric Cartman III, aka The Dagger Of Sweet Reason, aka GOdKnowsWho, aka The "Less Than Wonderful" Wizard Of U*Us (not to be confU*Used with The Wonderful Wizard of U*Us) etc. etc. Amen. . . U*Unilaterally aka U*Undemocratically aka "less than democratically" aka AU*Utocratically declare a cease fire aka temporary cessation of *hostilities* aka *temporary* refraining from putting the shockingly awesome "Fire Power" aka "FirePower" of the U*U Jihad Navy worships** to not so good U*Use in the very near fU*Uture?
Like *potentially* even tomorrow? And for as long as one full month?
Let's say from Woden's Day January 14th until that "less than chosen" fateful February 14th deadline for UUA President Bill Sinkford, UUA moderator Gini Coulter, UUA Trustees, and other *appropriate* top level UUA leaders, including *appropriate* representatives of the ever so aptly named Ministerial *Fellowship* Committee, to publicly *demonstrate* that *they* are individually and collectively actually ready, sincerely willing, and genuinely able to "stand on the side of love" for *any* and *all* victims of U*U clergy misconduct, sexual misconduct and *otherwise*, and begin genuinely "waging peace" with them towards the end of providing some tangible and substantial long overdue *restorative* justice by the 2009 UUA GA in Salt Lake City, Utah?
TEA Time will tell.
Adios My Friends,
*The* Rev. Dr. Eric Cartman III
U*U Jihad Navy Naval Chaplain
* Does The Emerson Avenger suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder or any other serious personality disorder?
Just asking all the U*Uitch Doctors aka Reverend Doctors *out there* in the U*U World. . ;-)
** PU*Un intended
One more time for good measure -
Will The Emerson Avenger aka The Dagger Of Sweet Reason, SU*Upreme Commander of the U*U Jihad Navy dreaded scourge of the U*U Sea of Hypocrisy, aka *The* Rev. Dr. Eric Cartman III, aka The Dagger Of Sweet Reason, aka GOdKnowsWho, aka The "Less Than Wonderful" Wizard Of U*Us (not to be confU*Used with The Wonderful Wizard of U*Us) etc. etc. Amen. . . U*Unilaterally aka U*Undemocratically aka "less than democratically" aka AU*Utocratically declare a cease fire aka temporary cessation of *hostilities* aka *temporary* refraining from putting the shockingly awesome "Fire Power" aka "FirePower" of the U*U Jihad Navy worships** to not so good U*Use in the very near fU*Uture?
Like *potentially* even tomorrow? And for as long as one full month?
Let's say from Woden's Day January 14th until that "less than chosen" fateful February 14th deadline for UUA President Bill Sinkford, UUA moderator Gini Coulter, UUA Trustees, and other *appropriate* top level UUA leaders, including *appropriate* representatives of the ever so aptly named Ministerial *Fellowship* Committee, to publicly *demonstrate* that *they* are individually and collectively actually ready, sincerely willing, and genuinely able to "stand on the side of love" for *any* and *all* victims of U*U clergy misconduct, sexual misconduct and *otherwise*, and begin genuinely "waging peace" with them towards the end of providing some tangible and substantial long overdue *restorative* justice by the 2009 UUA GA in Salt Lake City, Utah?
TEA Time will tell.
Adios My Friends,
*The* Rev. Dr. Eric Cartman III
U*U Jihad Navy Naval Chaplain
* Does The Emerson Avenger suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder or any other serious personality disorder?
Just asking all the U*Uitch Doctors aka Reverend Doctors *out there* in the U*U World. . ;-)
** PU*Un intended
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