Never Mind The Bollocks, Or The Sex Pistols. . . Here's The Problems Of The U*Us aka The Emerson Avenger's Kind Of Church Music. . .
A work in progress aka a problem in progress. . .
Inspired by a "less than excellent" aka problematic U*U World
and this "less than perfect" but really quite good
'A Perfect World' blog post. . . :-)
aka cl*ass*ic pU*Unk rock song
Problems*
Too many problems
Oh why am I here?
I need to be me
'Cos U*Us're all too clear
And I can see
There's something wrong with U*U
But what do U*Us expect me to do?
At least U*Us gotta know what I wanna be
Don't come to me if U*U need pity
Are U*U lonely? U*U got no one?
U*U got U*Ur body in suspension
There's a problem, problem
Problem, the problem is U*U
Eat U*Ur heart out on a plastic tray
U*U don't do what U*U want
Then U*U'll fade away
U*Us won't find me working
Nine to five
It's too much fun a being alive
I'm using my feet for my human machine
U*U won't find me living for the screen
Are U*U lonely all U*Ur needs catered
U*U got U*Ur brains dehydrated
Problem, problem
Problem, the problem is U*U
What U*U gonna do?
Problem. . .
Problem. . .
Problem. . . problem
Problem, the problem is U*U
What U*U gonna do with U*Ur problem?
The problem is U*U
Problem. . .
I ain't equipment, I ain't automatic
U*U won't find me just staying static
Don't U*U give me any orders
For people like me
There is no order
Bet U*U thought U*U had it all worked out
Bet U*U thought U*U knew what I was about
Bet U*U thought U*U'd solved all U*Ur problems
But U*U *are* the problem
Problem, problem
Problem, the problem is U*U
What U*U gonna do with U*Ur problem?
I'll leave it to U*U
Problem, the problem is U*U
U*U got a problem
What U*U gonna do?
They know a doctor
Gonna take U*U away
They take U*U away
And throw away the key
They don't want U*U
And they don't want me
U*U got a problem
The problem is U*U
Problem, what U*U gonna do
Problem, you've got a problem,
Problem, U*U got a problem
Problem, problem,
Problem, problem,
Problem, problem,
Problem, problem,
Problem, problem,
Problem, problem,
Problem, problem,
Problem
Problem, problem,
Problem
This U*UTube video of 'The Sex Pistols'
performing 'Problems' live
at the Longhorn Ballroom, Dallas, TX
on January 10th 1978
is for all U*U *cowboys*
and. . .
the whole section of the U*U silent majority
out there in the U*U World.
* as plagU*Urized by The Emerson Avengah
aka *The* Reverend Doctor Eric Theodore Cartman III
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