ARE U*Us HUMBUGGED B-A-A-H U*U HUMBUG ?

Here's my latest X-mas aka Yule aka Holiday but definitely not Christmas Season picket sign slogan -

ARE YOU HUMBUGGED B-A-A-H U*U HUMBUG ?

It plays off of the ARE YOU DOGGED BY DOGMATISM ? slogan from the latest false advertising campaign that the Unitarian Church of Montreal is running in Montreal print media such as the HOUR alternative weekly newspaper, the Concordian student newspaper of Concordia University, and the McGill Tribune student weekly newspaper published by the McGill University Student Society.

Wow just writing that I came up with another five word zinger that plays off of that false advertising jingle -

ARE U*Us TOTALED BY TOTALITARIANISM?

If I thought that people might be familiar with what Samuel Taylor Coleridge said about Unitarianism I might even go with -

ARE U*Us UNITED BY UNITARIANISM?

or perhaps

WHY ARE ATHEISTS UNITED BY UNITARIANISM?

Oh no I'm on a roll here folks. . .

ARE YOU EWE-EWED BY UUism?

ARE U*Us BENIGHTED BY U*Uism?

or perhaps -

WILL YOU BE BENIGHTED BY U*Uism?

Last but by no means least. . .

IS U*U HYPE JUST HYPOCRISY?