The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: http://revelationisnotsealed.homestead.com - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: http://creationday.homestead.com - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here - http://www.takecourage.org/defining.htm

Saturday, December 10, 2005

ARE U*Us HUMBUGGED B-A-A-H U*U HUMBUG ?

Here's my latest X-mas aka Yule aka Holiday but definitely not Christmas Season picket sign slogan -

ARE YOU HUMBUGGED B-A-A-H U*U HUMBUG ?

It plays off of the ARE YOU DOGGED BY DOGMATISM ? slogan from the latest false advertising campaign that the Unitarian Church of Montreal is running in Montreal print media such as the HOUR alternative weekly newspaper, the Concordian student newspaper of Concordia University, and the McGill Tribune student weekly newspaper published by the McGill University Student Society.

Wow just writing that I came up with another five word zinger that plays off of that false advertising jingle -

ARE U*Us TOTALED BY TOTALITARIANISM?

If I thought that people might be familiar with what Samuel Taylor Coleridge said about Unitarianism I might even go with -

ARE U*Us UNITED BY UNITARIANISM?

or perhaps

WHY ARE ATHEISTS UNITED BY UNITARIANISM?

Oh no I'm on a roll here folks. . .

ARE YOU EWE-EWED BY UUism?

ARE U*Us BENIGHTED BY U*Uism?

or perhaps -

WILL YOU BE BENIGHTED BY U*Uism?

Last but by no means least. . .

IS U*U HYPE JUST HYPOCRISY?

5 Comments:

Blogger The Emerson Avenger said...

EXTRA! EXTRA!

Read all about it!

Hot off the still steaming photocopy machine. . .

Brand spanking new picket sign slogans for the latest daring offensive in the Transcendentalist Super Hero's pathologically narcissistic Unitarian Jihad on Sunday December 11th, 2005!

Allah prochaine,

The Dagger Of Sweet Reason

P.S. Interestingly enough the Word Verification for this post is -

ofuccsed

Saturday, December 10, 2005 8:58:00 pm  
Anonymous Robin's Conscience said...

Robin Edgar is on a crusade

Robin Edgar is a narcissist

Robin Edgar needs therapy

Is narcissim treatable?

Sunday, December 11, 2005 2:26:00 am  
Blogger The Emerson Avenger said...

Is narcissism spellable?

Sunday, December 11, 2005 4:00:00 pm  
Blogger The Emerson Avenger said...

With a ;-) to Rev. Thom Belote of Overland Park, Kansas -

R U*Us HIP TO U*U HYPOCRISY?

We're not in Kansas any more UUs. . .

Sunday, December 11, 2005 11:30:00 pm  
Blogger The Emerson Avenger said...

You got it Brother Boot Knife of Quiet Reflection! ;-) I have some other interesting pics too that I may put up in the coming days.

Sunday, December 18, 2005 9:23:00 pm  

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