The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: http://revelationisnotsealed.homestead.com - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: http://creationday.homestead.com - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here - http://www.takecourage.org/defining.htm

Monday, December 12, 2005

One Hell Of A Joke From The Dagger Of Sweet Reason. . . So R U*U Ready To Join The Party aka "U*U Jihad" Fellow U*Us? ;-)

PeaceBang asked for it. . .

A Heaven Joke

So, Senator Eugene McCarthy and comedian Richard Pryor approach the pearly gates and get in line to talk to St. Peter...

you finish it.

posted by PeaceBang at 9:29 PM


PeaceBang got it. . .

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The Emerson Avenger said...

St. Peter belligerently confronts Senator Eugene McCarthy as he prepares to saunter through the "Pearly Gates". St. Peter aggressively cross-examines Senator McCarthy by asking him -

''It is a very simple question. . .

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Democratic Party?''

Completely taken aback by this totally unexpected divine intervention into his own hypocritical foot-in-mouth disease Senator Eugene McCarthy sheepishly answers -

"It depends on what the meaning of the word "Democratic" was. . ."

A right-eously indignant St. Peter immediately sends Senator Eugene McCarthy flaming down to Hell to join the party with former President of the United States Bill Clinton and various other infamous members of the Democratic Party. . . ;-)

Richard Pryor can't help but burst out laughing prior to his own interview with the right-eously indignant St. Peter. . .

Don't worry U*Us. . .

That's the Republican Party version.

I'm just having a little bit of fun with U*U here!

I'll be back.

To present an annotated version later. . .

Allah prochaine,

The Dagger of Sweet Reason

aka The Emerson Avenger

aka The Transcendentalist Super Hero

ROTFLMPNUAO

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