The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: http://revelationisnotsealed.homestead.com - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: http://creationday.homestead.com - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here - http://www.takecourage.org/defining.htm

Thursday, December 15, 2005

*The* C*U*C Executive Director Mary Bennett aka Sister BlU*UnderbU*Us of Immaculate Deception sU*Urprisingly *defects* to the *camp* of The U*U Jihad!

IMPORTANT *Wind*Breaking* nU*Us for U*Us. . .

ALL good U*Us are gracioU*Usly reqU*Uested, indeed ALL U*Us are absolU*Utely reqU*Uired, to irresponsibly circU*Ulate this latest U*U Jihad® commU*Uniqu-eh throU*UghoU*Ut the whole wide U*U WORLD!

Another important commU*Uniqu-eh from the U*U Jihad® propaganda department aka The Ministry of TrU*Uth.

In what can only be described as a *monumental* *failure* *of* *intelligence* on the part of the foolish UU infidels Mary Bennett, Executive Director of the Canadian Unitarian Council C*U*C, aka the Canadian Unitarian*Universalist Council C*U*U*C, has *defected* to the *camp* of The Dagger of Sweet Reason's U*U Jihad®!

As it tU*Urns oU*Ut CUC Executive Director Mary Bennett was a *deep* U*Undercover U*U Jihad® *sleeper* *agent* aka U*U *mole*. . . In fact Mary Bennett was so deeply U*Undercover as a U*U Jihad® *mole* that not even The Dagger of Sweet Reason was aware that she was so coU*UrageoU*Usly strU*Uggling on behalf of his U*U Jihad® all along! Mary Bennett is henceforth to be known within the *camp* of The Dagger of Sweet Reason's U*U Jihad® as Sister BlU*UnderbU*Us of Immaculate Deception.

In an absolutely *stellar* act of stealthy sU*UbterfU*Uge and sU*Ubversion Sister BlU*UnderbU*Us of Immaculate Deception was able to most skillfU*Ully sabotage the very pU*Ublic *face* of the UU religious community aka UUism simply by qU*Uite U*Underhandedly and, more to the *point*. . . genU*Uinely sU*Urprisingly U*Unobservedly. . . pU*Utting an U*Uncommonly embarrassing *asterix* between the *virtual* *cheeks* of UUism thus tU*Urning the Uncommon Denomination of Unitarian Universalism aka UUism into the genU*Uinely U*Uncommon denomination of Unitarian*Universalism aka U*Uism. As a result of this trU*Uly *stellar* act of sU*UbterfU*Uge and sU*Ubversion by oU*Ur favorite U*U *tU*Urncoat* UUs, or at the very least Canadian UUs. . . are henceforth to be officially publicly identified *as* U*Us within the UU World (now officially known as the U*U World) and even the whole wide *real* world!

Sister BlU*UnderbU*Us of Immaculate Deception aka Mary Bennett has been quite deservedly promoted to the *rank* of LieU*Utenant General in the U*U Jihad® *Air*Force* and, in recognition of her obvioU*Us expertise in *biological* U*Uarfare, she will be *overseeing* the research and development of new U*Ueapons of mass destrU*Uction for U*Use by the U*U Jihad® *Air*Force*'s highly secretive *biological* U*Uarfare sqU*Uadron.

The military U*Use of U*Ueapons of mass destrU*Uction by U*U Jihad® has already begU*Un. OU*Utbreaks of U*U foot-in-moU*Uth disease are *popping up* throughout U*Udom, not that foot-in-moU*Uth disease was not already a serioU*Us problem within U*Udom but now there is a new mU*Uch more virU*Ulent and indeed qU*Uite embarrassing *strain* rapidly spreading throU*UghoU*Ut U*Udom. For some obvioU*Us *examples* of virU*Ulent U*U foot-in-mouth disease see the FATU*UA that Sister BlU*UnderbU*Us of Immaculate Deception issU*Ued soon after completing her sU*Ubversive U*Undercover mission within U*Udom.

Here is jU*Ust one example - Kalvin Drake, also on the Statement of Principles Task Force says, "As well as being visually intriguing, I personally find the "*" useful."

QU*Uite U*Unfortunately, as in all U*Uarfare, and especially when it comes to the U*Use of *biological* U*Ueapons of mass destrU*Uction there has been some QU*Uite regrettable *collateral damage*. On the fatefU*Ul date of September 11th, 2005 a case of hU*Uge U*U warts *popped U*Up* in the HU*Ugwarts School Of U*U Wisdom and Wizardry. The Dagger of Sweet Reason, and indeed Sister BlU*UnderbU*Us of Immaculate Deception, deeply regret this clearly and U*UneqU*Uivocally U*Unintended oU*Utbreak of hU*Uge U*U warts and will endeavoU*Ur to take responsible measU*Ures to ensU*Ure that sU*Uch a repU*Ugnant U*Unintended oU*Utbreak never occU*Urs again. We at U*U Jihad® also genuinely and deeply regret the following *examples* of qU*Uite U*Unintended U*U foot-in-mouth disease that broke out simU*Ultaneously with the trU*Uly U*Unintended spread of hU*Uge U*U warts.

Example 1 -

Our houses are named for well-known Canadian U*U's

Example 2 -

The Lessons: Taught by "professors", the subjects will parody those taught at Hogwarts but the material presented will be tied to our U*U values and beliefs.

ReqU*Uested by the Washington*Post, the Montreal Gaz*ette, the Toronto SU*UN and many other major media oU*Utlets such as *Global* TV NU*Us, C*BS and even P*BS to officially comment on the qU*Uite devastatingly rU*UinoU*Us U*Use of *biological* U*Ueapons of mass destrU*Uction by the U*U Jihad® *Air*Force* U*U Jihad Secretary of Defence Donald H. Rumsfeld had this to say -

OU*Ur task, yoU*Ur task... is to try to *connect* the *s *before* something happens. People say, 'Well, where's the smoking gU*Un?' Well, U*Us don't want to see a smoking gU*Un from a weapon of mass destrU*Uction. . .

In politics, every day is filled with numeroU*Us opportunities for serioU*Us error. Enjoy it!

If in doU*Ubt, move decisions U*Up to the President.

If you foU*Ul U*Up, tell the President and correct it fast. Delay only compoU*Unds mistakes.

Know that the amoU*Unt of criticism U*U receive may correlate somewhat to the amoU*Unt of pU*Ublicity U*U receive.

Don't dU*U or say things U*U would not like to see on the front page of The Washington Post.

The price of being close to the President is delivering bad nU*Us. U*U fail him if U*U don't tell him the trU*Uth. Others won't dU*U it.

I don't do qU*Uagmires. . .

His parting shot of U*Uisdom was - Keep yoU*Ur sense of hU*Umor. As General Joe Stillwell said, "The higher a monkey climbs, the more U*U see of his U*U."


Allah prochaine,

The Dagger of Sweet Reason

PB2U*Us

10 Comments:

Blogger Chalicechick said...

Umm... Robin, I didn't always agree with you, but I used to be able to understand you.

Adding extra "U"s and asterisks makes your messages very difficult to read.

CC

Friday, December 16, 2005 1:45:00 am  
Blogger indrax said...

Robin:
My church is starting the process of creating a conflict resolution policy. Do you have any suggestions on what such a policy should look like?

UUA article and
Part 2, which includes policies from 2 churches.

Do you think such a policy (if followed) would be sufficient?

Friday, December 16, 2005 3:24:00 am  
Blogger The Emerson Avenger said...

Greetings Brother Boot Knife of QU*Uite Contemplation,

I have doU*Unloaded these tU*Uo U*U docU*Uments and U*Uill sU*Ubject them to some serioU*Us contemplation of my oU*Un over the next day or tU*Uo. . .

I most certainly woU*Uld, and indeed *do*. . . have some qU*Uite serioU*Us sU*Uggestions as to jU*Ust what sU*Uch a conflict resolU*Ution policy shoU*Uld look like and hoU*U it shoU*Uld be responsibly implemented by U*Us. . .

I will start a brand spanking neU*U thread when I respond to U. The two articles that U linked to don't seem to be genU*Uine conflict resolU*Ution policy's bU*Ut rather are what are what are known by U*Us as "DisrU*Uptive BehaviU*Uor" Policies.

In fact the Unitarian Church of Montreal misU*Used and indeed qU*Uite serioU*Usly abU*Used such a so-called "DisrU*Uptive Behavior" policy in its trU*Uly misgU*Uided efforts to prevent me from seeking genU*Uine jU*Ustice and redress for my perfectly legitimate grievances.

BTW I am jU*Ust having a little bit of fU*Un on these tU*Uo ribald threads bU*Ut I will most certainly qU*Uite responsibly ansU*Uer yoU*Ur serioU*Us qU*Uestions in a genU*Uinely serioU*Us manner in the very near fU*UtU*Ure.

In the meantime feel most free, and even somewhat responsible. . . to follow the Google links to the ancient web pages that already describe how the Unitarian Church of Montreal most certainly misused and abused such a so-called Disruptive Behavior Policy (this particular U*U link is rather more eqU*Ual than others. . .) in its totally botched, indeed all but completely *non-existent* conflict resolution procedures towards yours truly. . .

Allah prochaine,

The Dagger of Sweet Reason

PB2U

Friday, December 16, 2005 1:30:00 pm  
Blogger The Emerson Avenger said...

Greetings from Soviet CanU*Uckistan ChaliceCh*ck!

U*U said - Adding extra "U"s and asterisks makes your messages very difficult to read.

The Dagger of Sweet Reason (who is eternally gratefU*Ul that his name has no U*Us in it) gracioU*Usly replies - Tell that to Mary Bennet aka Sister BlU*UnderbU*Us of ImmacU*Ulate Deception. . . ;-)

Oh goodness gracioU*Uos me! The Dagger of Sweet Reason jU*Ust noticed that his officail U*U Jihad name does rather U*UnfotU*Unately contain a 'W' aka U*U in it. . . At least temporarily for the express pU*Urpose of enlightening ChaliceCh*ck and other like*minded U*Us The Dagger of Sweet Reason will qU*Uite self-deprecatingly refer to himself as The Dagger of SU*Ueet Reason. . . ;-)

The Dagger of Sweet Reason is jU*Ust having a little bit of fU*Un with Mary Bennet's qU*Uite evidently sincerely ignorant, and her qU*Uite apparently (dare I say obvioU*Usly?) conscientioU*Usly stU*Upid U*U blU*Under. . .

U*U don't have to be a U*Uise old U*Uizard of AU*Ues like YoU*Urs TrU*Uly to *get* the bU*Utt of my trU*Uly *blU*Ue* U*U hU*UmoU*Ur. Anyone, including any and all U*Us with an IQ over 100 or so (one U*UoU*Uld at least hope. . .) really and trU*Uly and qU*Uite genU*Uinely. . . oU*Ught to be able to *read* aka *get* aka *C* aka U*Understand The Dagger of SU*Ueet Reason's tU*Uo latest U*U Jihad® commU*UniqU*U-ehs.

Oh say can U*Us C who or what the bU*Utt of The Dagger of SU*Ueet Reason's really and trU*Uly and indeed qU*UIte genU*Uinely trU*Ue blU*Ue *ribald* U*U hU*UmoU*Ur is? ;-)

In light the one and only ChaliceCh*ck's qU*Uery hoU*Uever. . . The Dagger of SU*Ueet Reason has gracioU*Usly adjU*Ugded it necessary, or at least qU*Uite desirable, to provide a more easily readable, and thU*Us more U*Understandable and *gettable* translation, jU*Ust for ChaliceCh*ck and other U*Us wU*Uo obvioU*Usly R having sU*Um difficU*Ulty in U*Understanding The Dagger of SU*Ueet Reason's tU*Uo latest commU*Uniqu-ehs,

Allah prochaine,

The Dagger of SU*Ueet Reason,

PB2U*Us

Friday, December 16, 2005 1:35:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"True greatness is measured by how much freedom you give to others, not by how much you can coerce others to do what you want." --Larry Wall

Friday, December 16, 2005 1:57:00 pm  
Blogger The Emerson Avenger said...

Greetings AnonymoU*Us,

The Dagger of Sweet Reason most sincerely thanks you supplying more armamaments fot his ongoing U*U Jihad by passing me the ammunition in the form of that genU*Uinely U*Useful qU*Uote.

It is very appropos to *the* *sitUU*Uation* that I find myself in. . .

I actually have given a great deal of freedom to U*Us and others within the parameters of what I and many others would consider to be Reasonable. My numerous internet posts clearly illU*Ustrate *just* how much, or more properly, just how little. . . *freedom* U*Us have given to me. Similarly my internet posts clearly show *just* how much *coersion* U*Us have attempted to excercise over yours trU*Uly. . . It is not without considerable just cause that I have publicly accused totalitarian U*Us of practising U*U totalitarianism.

By that measure U*U *greatness* is measured in miserable miserliness. . . So B-a-a-a-h hU*UmbU*Ug to U*U hU*UmbU*Ug. I was at least figuratively and in some ways quite literally SCROOGED OVER by miserably miserly U*Us when it comes to my own freedom, religious and otherwise, or various other rights and so-called *privileges*. . .

Allah prochaine,

The Dagger of Sweet Reason

PB2U*Us

Friday, December 16, 2005 3:13:00 pm  
Blogger The Emerson Avenger said...

Completely Over The Top Secret!

For yU*Ur Eyes Only *C*C*. . . ;-)

Mary Bennet aka Sister Blunderbus of Immaculate Deception surprisingly *defects* to the *camp* of The U*U Jihad!

IMPORTANT *Wind*Breaking* news for U*Us. . .

All U*Us are graciously requested, indeed U*Us are absolutely required, to irresponsibly circulate this latest U*U Jihad communiqu-eh throughout the whole wide U*U WORLD!

Another important communiqu-eh from the U*U Jihad propaganda department aka The Ministry of Truth.

In what can only be described as a *monumental* *failure* *of* *intelligence* on the part of the foolish UU infidels Mary Bennett, Executive Director of the Canadian Unitarian Council C.U.C, aka the Canadian Unitarian*Universalist Council C.U*U.C, has *defected* to the *camp* of The Dagger of Sweet Reason's U*U Jihad!

As it turns out CUC Executive Director Mary Bennett was a *deep* undercover U*U Jihad *sleeper* *agent* aka U*U *mole*. . . In fact Mary Bennet was so deeply undercover as a U*U Jihad *mole* that not even The Dagger of Sweet Reason was aware that she was so courageously struggling on behalf of his U*U Jihad all along! Mary Bennet is henceforth to be known within the *camp* of The Dagger of Sweet Reason's U*U Jihad as Sister Blunderbus of Immaculate Deception.

In an absolutely *stellar* act of stealthy subterfuge and subversion Sister Blunderbus of Immaculate Deception was able to most skillfully sabotage the very public *face* of the UU religious community aka UUism simply by quite underhandedly and genuinely surprisingly unobservedly. . . putting an uncommonly embarrassing *asterix* between the *virtual* *cheeks* of UUism thus turning the Uncommon Denomination of Unitarian Universalism aka UUism into the genuinely uncommon denomination of Unitarian*Universalism aka U*Uism. As a result of this truly *stellar* act of subterfuge and subversion by our favorite U*U *turncoat* UUs, or at the very least Canadian UUs. . . are henceforth to be officially publicly identified *as* U*Us within the UU World (now officially known as the U*U World) and even the whole wide *real* world!

Sister Blunderbus of Immaculate Deception aka Mary Bennett has been quite deservedly promoted to the *rank* of Lieutenant General in the U*U Jihad *Air*Force* and, in recognition of her obvious expertise in *biological* warfare, she will be *overseeing* the research and development of new weapons of mass destruction for use by the U*U Jihad *Air*Force*'s highly secretive *biological* warfare squadron.

The military use of weapons of mass destruction by U*U Jihad has already begun. Outbreaks of U*U foot-in-mouth disease are *popping up* throughout U*Udom, not that foot-in-mouth disease was not already a serious problem within U*Udom but now there is a new much more virulent and indeed quite embarrassing *strain* rapidly spreading throughout U*Udom. For some obvious *examples* of virulent U*U foot-in-mouth disease see the FATWA that Sister Blunderbus of Immaculate Deception issued soon after completing her subversive undercover mission within U*Udom.

Here is just one example - Kalvin Drake, also on the Statement of Principles Task Force says, "As well as being visually intriguing, I personally find the "*" useful."

Quite unfortunately, as in all warfare, and especially when it comes to the use of *biological* weapons of mass destruction there has been some quite regrettable *collateral damage*. On the fateful date of September 11th, 2005 a case of huge U*U warts *popped up* in the HU*Ugwarts School Of U*U Wisdom and Wizardry. The Dagger of Sweet Reason, and indeed Sister Blunderbus of Immaculate Deception, deeply regret this clearly and unequivocally unintended outbreak of huge U*U warts and will endeavour to take responsible measures to ensure that such a repugnant unintended outbreak never occurs again. We at U*U Jihad also genuinely and deeply regret the following *examples* of quite unintended U*U foot-in-mouth disease that broke out simultaneously with the truly unintended spread of huge U*U warts.

Example 1 -

Our houses are named for well-known Canadian U*U's

Example 2 -

The Lessons: Taught by "professors", the subjects will parody those taught at Hogwarts but the material presented will be tied to our U*U values and beliefs.

Requested by the Washington*Post, the Montreal Gaz*ette, the Toronto SUN and many other major media outlets such as *Global* TV News, C*BS and even P*BS to officially comment on the use of *biological* weapons of mass desrtruction by the U*U Jihad *Air*Force* U*U Jihad Secretary of Defence Donald H. Rumsfeld had this to say -

Our task, your task... is to try to *connect* the *dots* *before* something happens. People say, 'Well, where's the smoking gun?' Well, you don't want to see a smoking gun from a weapon of mass destruction. . .

In politics, every day is filled with numerous opportunities for serious error. Enjoy it!

If in doubt, move decisions up to the President.

If you *foul* up, tell the President and correct it fast. Delay only compounds mistakes.

Know that the amount of criticism you receive may correlate somewhat to the amount of publicity you receive.

Don't do or say things you would not like to see on the front page of The Washington Post.

The price of being close to the President is delivering bad news. You fail him if you don't tell him the truth. Others won't do it.

I don't do *quagmires*. . .

His parting shot of wisdom was - Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, "The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind." (i.e. U*U)


Allah prochaine,

The Dagger of Sweet Reason

PB2U*Us

Friday, December 16, 2005 3:58:00 pm  
Blogger Chalicechick said...

Ah. Got it. I agree with you that it is sort of silly.

CC

Saturday, December 17, 2005 8:28:00 am  
Blogger The Emerson Avenger said...

The Dagger of Sweet Reason feels mU*Uch obliged to qU*Uite genU*Uinely and even qU*Uite responsibly sU*Ubject Chalice*chick's aka C*C's U*U *cheek* to some qU*Uite reasonable censU*Ure. . .

Goodness gracioU*Us me C*C! U*U and other U*Us really shoU*Uld strU*Ugle (aka jihad) to avoid referring to people's most sincerely, trU*Uly and genU*Uinely *deeply held* religious beliefs and practices etc. as being "silly"; or alternatively as being nothing but "silliness". Indeed, perhaps most especially. . . U*U and other like*minded U*Us really and trU*Uly shoU*Uld take reasonable precaU*Utions to try to carefU*Ully avoid referring to other people's trU*Uly and genU*Uinely *precioU*Us* religioU*Us symbols that they U*Use to pU*Ublicly identify their religioU*Us commU*Unity to the U*U WORLD and indeed the *REAL* world as being "silly". U*U and other U*Us jU*Ust might sincerely, trU*Uly, and genU*Uinely insU*Ult and/or injU*Ure or (*alternatively*) even U*Upset them. . . ;-)

JU*Ust how woU*Uld U*U and other like*minded U*Us feel if I or indeed *others* were to qU*Uite insU*Ultingly, and even genU*Uinely injU*UrioU*Usly (but not necessarily U*UntrU*Uly. . .) say -

U *aste*risk* U! aka U*U

U*U WORLD-wide or even *REAL* world-wide. . . ;-) ;-)

*Silly* U*Us *aste*risks* are for El Cids!

Or *alternatively* U*U Don QU*Ui*otes. . . ;-)

Allah prochaine,

The Dagger of Sweet Reason

PB2U*Us

Saturday, December 17, 2005 1:26:00 pm  
Blogger The Emerson Avenger said...

Can U*Us say *sU*Uppository*?

Saturday, December 17, 2005 1:30:00 pm  

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