The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: http://revelationisnotsealed.homestead.com - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: http://creationday.homestead.com - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here - http://www.takecourage.org/defining.htm

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Press Release: A CoU*UrageoU*Us Pre-daU*Un AssaU*Ult On The Fortress of Complicit Silence by a *crack* regiment of U*U Jihad® GU*Uerrillas!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Contact: The Dagger of Sweet Reason
Address: Somewhere in Soviet Canuckistan aka Soviet CanU*Uckistan
Phone: 996-273-EYES
email: thedaggerofsweetreason@yahoo.ca
Web Sight: U*U Unitarians

In a daring pre-daU*Un raid U*U Jihad® gU*Uerillas made a direct assaU*Ult on the U*U infidels' Fortress of Complicit Silence (aka the U*Unitarian ChU*Urch of Montreal) on SU*Unday December 18th, 2005. U*U Jihad® forces approached from U*Uhat is pretty mU*Uch the trU*Ue North strong and free, bU*Ut which in *Montreal-ese* is habitU*Ually referred to as *east*. . . Completely U*UnU*Uitnessed by seemingly U*Uitless, and apparently even U*UnaU*Uakened. . . U*U eyes oU*Ur coU*UrageoU*Us U*U Jihad® gU*Uerillas first reconnoitered the battlefield by marching aroU*Und in a complete circle in very tight formation. U*U Jihad® gU*Uerillas then made one giant step for a man, or even a trained ape. . . and then resolU*Utely, tenacioU*Usly and even qU*Uite stU*Ubbornly advanced throU*Ugh knee deep U*U *snow* towards the trU*Ue north bU*Ut habitU*Ually referred to as *east* side of the Fortress of Complicit Silence aka the U*Unitarian ChU*Urch of Montreal.

In order to soU*U confU*Usion amongst the infidel enemy U*U Jihad® gU*Uerillas made a feint to the right aka west aka *north* in Montreal-ese and then proceeded to perform a flanking manoU*Uvre by marching in a very wide circU*Ular formation back towards the east aka *south* in Montreal-ese. At the apex of this mU*Uch wider circle U*U Jihad® gU*Uerillas sU*Uddenly came to realize that they were U*Up against an all bU*Ut completely *impenetrable* U*Uall of oU*UtrageoU*Usly sincere U*U ignorance: U*Uhich is apparently U*Understood to be *strength* by totalitarian U*Us. . .

U*U Jihad® gU*Uerillas continU*Ued on their merry way in their U*U flanking manoU*Uvre before coming to realize that they had gone jU*Ust a bit too far in their confU*Usion soU*Uing U*U flanking manoU*Uvre and were now actU*Ually marching aU*Uay from the infidels' Fortress of Complicit Silence, aka the U*Unitarian ChU*Urch of Montreal. Immediately U*Understanding that they had qU*Uite U*Unintentionally and potentially dangeroU*Usly exposed the *rear* of their formation to a possible infidel assaU*Ult from *behind* oU*Ur brave U*U Jihad® foot soldiers did an immediate aboU*Ut face and retreated U*Uhence they had came from. OU*Ur coU*UrageoU*Us U*U Jihad® geU*Urrillas came to the genU*Uinely qU*Uite U*UnfortU*Unate realization that any U*U Jihad® assaU*Ult on the U*U Fortress of Complicit Silence, aka the U*Unitarian ChU*Urch of Montreal, approaching from the trU*Ue North strong and free woU*Uld inevitably rU*Un U*Up against a trU*Uly hU*UmongoU*Us, as U*Uell as remarkably *thick* U*Uall solidly constrU*Ucted from impenetrable bricks of calloU*Us U*U indifference mortared together with the high-strength Crazy glU*Ue of obstinate U*UillfU*Ul ignorance. The *rear-gU*Uard* of U*U Jihad®'s *crack* gU*Uerilla assaU*Ult forces performed a genU*Uinely coU*UrageoU*Us defensive rear-gU*Uard action to help to *cover* their retreating fellow U*U Jihad foot-soldiers by laying mines in the path of the infidel enemy as the strategic retreat of *crack* U*U Jihad® gU*Uerillas proceeded with complete and U*Utter sU*Uccess!


The U*U Jihad® propaganda department, aka The Ministry of TrU*Uth, is trU*Uly and genU*Uinely pleased to be able to trU*Uly, and indeed most veracioU*Usly, report to the whole wide U*U World that there were absolU*Utely no casU*Ualties amongst oU*Ur still resolU*Ute and totally U*UndaU*Unted *crack* regiment of highly trained and experienced veteran U*U Jihad® gU*Uerillas. Aerial reconnaissance of this trU*Uly and genU*Uinely historic U*U Jihad® assaU*Ult on the Fortress of Complicit Silence, aka the U*Unitarian ChU*Urch of Montreal, was performed by an U*Unmanned drone of the U*U Jihad® Air*Force, which was actU*Ually piloted by a trained ape!

Completely and U*Utterly U*Undoctored overhead photography of the *corpse-cold* Unitarian*Universalist battlefield is now being made available for the whole wide U*U World to see, and possibly even for the edU*Ucational and entertaining vieU*Uing pleasU*Ure the whole wide *real* world as well.

Vive la RevolU*Ution!

Allah prochaine,

The Dagger of Sweet Reason

PB2U*Us

5 Comments:

Blogger biblebookworm said...

excommunicated unitarian? Is that a christian branch? I'm a christian but I'm baptist. Visit my blog whenver and comment about anything you want, just say something LOL :)
God Bless

Sunday, December 18, 2005 3:29:00 pm  
Blogger The Emerson Avenger said...

"I know my humor is outrageous when it makes the Unitarians so mad they burn a question mark on my front lawn." -- Lenny Bruce

Sunday, December 18, 2005 4:53:00 pm  
Blogger The Emerson Avenger said...

Translation -

Press Release: A Courageous Pre-dawn Assault On The Fortress of Complicit Silence by a *crack* regiment of U*U Jihad® Guerrillas!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Contact: The Dagger of Sweet Reason
Address: Somewhere in Soviet Canuckistan aka Soviet CanU*Uckistan
Phone: 996-273-EYES
email: thedaggerofsweetreason@yahoo.ca
Web Sight: U*U Unitarians

In a daring pre-dawn raid U*U Jihad® guerillas made a direct assault on the U*U infidels' Fortress of Complicit Silence (aka the Unitarian Church of Montreal) on Sunday December 18th, 2005. U*U Jihad® forces approached from what is pretty much the true North strong and free, but which in *Montreal-ese* is habitually referred to as *east*. . . Completely unwitnessed by seemingly witless, and apparently even unawakened. . . U*U eyes our courageous U*U Jihad® guerillas first reconnoitered the battlefield by marching around in a complete circle in very tight formation. U*U Jihad® guerillas then made one giant step for a man, or even a trained ape. . . and then resolutely, tenaciously and even quite stubbornly advanced through knee deep U*U *snow* towards the true north bU*Ut habitually referred to as *east* side of the Fortress of Complicit Silence aka the Unitarian Church of Montreal.

In order to sow confusion amongst the infidel enemy U*U Jihad® guerillas made a feint to the right aka west aka *north* in Montreal-ese and then proceeded to perform a flanking manouvre by marching in a very wide circular formation back towards the east aka *south* in Montreal-ese. At the apex of this much wider circle U*U Jihad® guerillas suddenly came to realize that they were up against an all but completely *impenetrable* wall of outrageously sincere U*U ignorance: which is apparently understood to be *strength* by totalitarian U*Us. . .

U*U Jihad® guerillas continued on their merry way in their U*U flanking manouvre before coming to realize that they had gone just a bit too far in their confusion sowing U*U flanking manouvre and were now actually marching away from the infidels' Fortress of Complicit Silence, aka the Unitarian Church of Montreal. Immediately understanding that they had quite unintentionally and potentially dangerously exposed the *rear* of their formation to a possible infidel assault from *behind* our brave U*U Jihad® foot soldiers did an immediate about face and retreated whence they had come from. Our courageous U*U Jihad® geurrillas came to the genuinely quite unfortunate realization that any U*U Jihad® assault on the U*U Fortress of Complicit Silence, aka the Unitarian Church of Montreal, approaching from the true North strong and free would inevitably run up against a truly humongous, as well as remarkably *thick* wall solidly constructed from impenetrable bricks of callous U*U indifference mortared together with the high-strength Crazy glue of obstinate willful ignorance. The *rear-guard* of U*U Jihad®'s *crack* guerilla assault forces performed a genuinely courageous defensive rear-guard action to help to *cover* their retreating fellow U*U Jihad foot-soldiers by laying mines in the path of the infidel enemy as the strategic retreat of *crack* U*U Jihad® guerillas proceeded with complete and utter success!

The U*U Jihad® propaganda department, aka The Ministry of Truth, is truly and genuinely pleased to be able to truly, and indeed most veraciously, report to the whole wide U*U World that there were absolutely no casualties amongst our still resolute and totally undaunted *crack* regiment of highly trained and experienced veteran U*U Jihad® guerillas. Aerial reconnaissance of this truly and genuinely historic U*U Jihad® assault on the Fortress of Complicit Silence, aka the Unitarian Church of Montreal, was performed by an unmanned drone of the U*U Jihad® Air*Force, which was actually piloted by a trained ape!

Completely and utterly undoctored overhead photography of the *corpse-cold* Unitarian*Universalist battlefield is now being made available for the whole wide U*U World to see, and possibly even for the educational and entertaining viewing pleasure the whole wide *real* world as well.

Vive la Revolution!

Allah prochaine,

The Dagger of Sweet Reason

PB2U*Us

Sunday, December 18, 2005 5:34:00 pm  
Blogger indrax said...

So, to further translate your post, You made a snow-questionamark pointing at the UCM. Right?

I love the pics though.

Sunday, December 18, 2005 8:14:00 pm  
Blogger The Emerson Avenger said...

You got it Brother Boot Knife of Quiet Reflection! ;-) I have some other interesting pics too that I may put up in the coming days.

Allah prochaine,

The Dagger of Sweet Reason

PB2U

Sunday, December 18, 2005 9:26:00 pm  

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