The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: http://revelationisnotsealed.homestead.com - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: http://creationday.homestead.com - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here - http://www.takecourage.org/defining.htm

Sunday, September 06, 2009

Beauty Tips For A U*U Minister Called Peacebang aka Rev. Victoria Weinstein. . .

Inspired by this recent blog post on Rev. Victoria Weinstein's aka Peacebang's Beauty Tips For Ministers blog, I have decided to put the "less than beautiful" U*U minister known throughout the U*U World aka The U*U Movement™ as Peacebang back on The Emerson Avenger's U*U World-famous "Eat Your Words Diet" today. . .

No.

NO.

Lord have mercy, my U*U!

NO.

Don’t even think about it.

You are a religious leader, not a Statue of Liberty's torch desecrating U*U BDSM Dominatrix.

Of course the ultimate Beauty Tip for Peacebang and all other "less than excellent" U*U ministers, to say nothing of "less than perfect" non-U*U clergy. . . is the cautionary piece of advice that appears on every single page of Peacebang's Beauty Tips For Ministers blog, or used to anyway. . . I just discovered now that it seems to have been "memory holed" by Peacebang for some inexplicable* reason.

Because you're in the public eye
and. . .
God knows you need to look good.


Is Peacebang Pretty In Pink?



* Or at least as yet unexplained reason.

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