Beauty Tips For A U*U Minister Called Peacebang aka Rev. Victoria Weinstein. . .
Inspired by this recent blog post on Rev. Victoria Weinstein's aka Peacebang's Beauty Tips For Ministers blog, I have decided to put the "less than beautiful" U*U minister known throughout the U*U World aka The U*U Movement™ as Peacebang back on The Emerson Avenger's U*U World-famous "Eat Your Words Diet" today. . .
No.
NO.
Lord have mercy, my U*U!
NO.
Don’t even think about it.
You are a religious leader, not a Statue of Liberty's torch desecrating U*U BDSM Dominatrix.
Of course the ultimate Beauty Tip for Peacebang and all other "less than excellent" U*U ministers, to say nothing of "less than perfect" non-U*U clergy. . . is the cautionary piece of advice that appears on every single page of Peacebang's Beauty Tips For Ministers blog, or used to anyway. . . I just discovered now that it seems to have been "memory holed" by Peacebang for some inexplicable* reason.
Because you're in the public eye
and. . .
God knows you need to look good.
Is Peacebang Pretty In Pink?
* Or at least as yet unexplained reason.
No.
NO.
Lord have mercy, my U*U!
NO.
Don’t even think about it.
You are a religious leader, not a Statue of Liberty's torch desecrating U*U BDSM Dominatrix.
Of course the ultimate Beauty Tip for Peacebang and all other "less than excellent" U*U ministers, to say nothing of "less than perfect" non-U*U clergy. . . is the cautionary piece of advice that appears on every single page of Peacebang's Beauty Tips For Ministers blog, or used to anyway. . . I just discovered now that it seems to have been "memory holed" by Peacebang for some inexplicable* reason.
and. . .
God knows you need to look good.
* Or at least as yet unexplained reason.
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