The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: http://revelationisnotsealed.homestead.com - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: http://creationday.homestead.com - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here - http://www.takecourage.org/defining.htm

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Et Tu Peacebang? Rev. Dr. Eric Theodore Cartman III PlagU*Urizes The *Real* Eric Theodore Cartman. . .

'Peacebang Is A Bitch*' by Rev. Dr. Eric Theodore Cartman III

'Kyle's Mom's A Bitch' lyrics plagU*Urized from South Park: Bigger, Longer Uncut : Music From And Inspired By The Motion Picture

Weelll...

Peacebang's a bitch*, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide U*U World
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesdays and Saturdays she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super king kamaya maya beeeyotch!

Have you ever met my friend Peacebang?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide U*U World
Shes a mean old bitch, and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch...
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

She's a stupid bitch
Peacebang's a bitch
And she's just a dirty bitch!

Talk to ministers around the U*U World,
and it might go a little bit something like this. . .

(Weirdass shit)

Have U*Us ever met my friend Peacebang
?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide U*U World
Shes a mean old bitch, and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch...
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

I really mean it
Rev. Victoria Weinstein
She's big fat fucking bitch*!
Big old fat fucking bitch
Peacebang........ bit-cha!!


* For the broken U*U record Peacebang aka Rev. Victoria Weinstein long ago told me that she is known as a bitch throughout the U*U World. I don't know if she meant that in general terms or if she just meant that she was a famous big fat U*U bitch amongst her professional colleagues. Peacebang aka Vicky She-Wolf of the U*Us actually seemed to be quite proud of her reputation as *the* bitch of the U*U World. So *I* am kind of expecting her to take this plagU*Urization of Eric Cartman's anthem 'Kyle's Mom's A Bitch' as a compliment. It's *my* way of affirming and promoting Peacebang's apparent dearth of dignity. . .

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. You're kind of a vindictive cunt.

Tuesday, September 08, 2009 6:07:00 pm  
Blogger Robin Edgar said...

Peacebang aka Rev. Victoria Weinstein seems inordinately proud of her self-proclaimed reputation as *The* Bitch of the U*U World. If she had not bragged about it herself in her communications with me I would not necessarily be aware of that reputation. . .

If you want examples of vindictiveness I suggest that you look closer at what Rev. Victoria Weinstein says in her "persona" as PeaceBang. In fact one person who Peacebang vindictively attacked spoke about her "vindictive fantasies" in a private email communication with me. Some of Peacebang's vindictive fantasies are linked to from the lyrics of the song, maybe you should click on a few. . . Personally I think Peacebang might even be secretly pleased about this blog post since it only reinforces her status of *The* Bitch of the U*U World. It's not lie she doesn't have any competition for that dU*Ubious "honor" you know. . . Here are just two fine *examples* but I can think of a few more bitchy U*U ministers such as this one.

Tuesday, September 08, 2009 6:37:00 pm  

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