The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada

In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here -

Monday, March 09, 2009

Will Reverend Avenger Electric Guitars Rock The "Less Than Free" U*U World?

Somebody just asked. . .

ROTFLMU*UO! It would appear that a curious Czech cat checking Google Czech for information about the Reverend Avenger electric guitar just bounced on over to The Emerson Avenger blog post entitled 'Rev. Tim Jensen - Eclectic Cleric Or Klepto Cleric? U*Us Decide. . .'. Now *that's* what I called a bounced check aka a bounced Czech aka a bounced Czech aka yet another bounced Czech. Heck it might even be something of a bouncing Czech *now*. . . Gotta love that ever so interconnected and even quite interdependent web of all existence known as the internet aka world-wide web. No U*Us? :-)

Will Reverend Avenger electric guitars give outrageously hypocritical U*Us some slow blues? :-)

I wonder what U*U World famous rock stars and/or blues musicians aka Guitar Heroes use Reverend guitars, especially *my* favorite, and no doubt *the* Reverend Doctor Eric Theodore Cartman III's favorite Reverend guitar the Reverend Avenger guitar? Jon Bon Jovi maybe? How about AC/DC? Never mind the The Sex Pistols. . . :-)

*I* like to imagine Neil Young rocking the "less than free" U*U World with a Reverend Avenger guitar. I can dream can't I?

For the record, the Reverend Avenger electric guitar is not to be confU*Used with Schecter's Avenger guitar in it's Hellraiser Collection aka The Hellraiser Avenger. The Emerson Avenger and *the* Rev. Dr. Eric Theodore Cartman III would *love* to hear Canadian rockers Trooper Raise A Little Hell in the U*U World playing some Hellraiser Avenger guitars. In fact the description of the Hellraiser Avenger electric guitar is very much in tune with a description of the ever so Hellraising Emerson Avenger himself!

"The newest addition to Schecter's Hellraiser Collection is the AVENGER.

One of the original Diamond Series models, the Avenger is Schecter's most radical style.

A 25" scale mahogany neck is set into the arched mahogany body via Schecter's sleek Ultra Access neck joint, which allows for unobstructed upper fret access. The 24-fret rosewood fingerboard is adorned with Gothic Cross inlays.

Like the other Hellraiser series guitars, the new Avenger is armed with EMG's active 81/85 humbuckers yielding massive attack, definition and sustain."

How's that for spanky U*Us? :-)

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Blogger Jim said...

Bounced checks all over the place. I guess another meaning would be a person of Czech descent that gets ejected from a party.

What your experience suggests is that you can't come up with a new concept or name for something without it eventually getting applied to a guitar. Sooner or later there will be a guitar called the Interconnected Web VII with an image of a spider on its body. I came up with the concept of Periodic Presidents. So therefore sooner or later there will be a guitar with that name. And it will play chords with names like E minor, and it will play chords with no name like the second chord in "Horse with No Name". For the meaning to life can be found in the twangs of a guitar, even if it plays chords with no names. That is why all new concepts will eventually make their way onto a guitar.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009 11:54:00 pm  

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