The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: http://revelationisnotsealed.homestead.com - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: http://creationday.homestead.com - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here - http://www.takecourage.org/defining.htm

Friday, March 13, 2009

Do U*Us Dread Friday The 13th? The Luck Of The Unitarian*Universalists aka The Luck Of The U*Us On Friday The Thirteenth Of March, 2009. . .

ROTFLMU*UO!

Just for the Hell of it I ran a Google search for Unitarian*Universalists on "Friday The 13th". . . The second search result for that Google search was somewhat "less than surprisingly" a The Emerson Avenger blog post about *one* "less than lucky" aspect of the more generally "less than lucky" and indeed "less than safe" UNSAFE SECT known as Unitarian*Universalism. Specifically, it was a "less than brand*spanking new" but none-the-less really quite recent blog post ever so lovingly DEVO*ted to whipping hypocritical U*U butt over the Anti-Conservative and Anti-Republican Hate Speech variant of Big Fat U*U Wind of *some* intolerant, hostile, and indeed hateful aka hate-filled Unitarian*Universalist U*Us that *probably* at least partially motivated a *really* "less than lucky" whirlwind in Knoxville Tennessee in the form of Jim David Adkisson's shotgun blasts at the Tennessee Valley Unitarian Universalist Church. . .

I am not really laughing my ass off over that. That tragic "overkill" reaction to the "liberal" rhetoric of the U*Us, to say nothing of hateful and/or hate-filled anti-conservative U*U Wind. . . is not really funny at all; although it does hold more than a little bit of, indeed several levels of, karmic irony. No, what I am *really* laughing *my* big fat XUU, and thankfully very luckily pre-U*U, ass off at is the current top level, aka Number One, aka No. 1, aka # 1, Google search result that at this time would go directly, don't pass GO*ogle, to the website of the Abraham Lincoln Unitarian*Universalist Congregation of Springfield, Illinois, if a U*U entered - Unitarian*Universalists on "Friday The 13th" - into GOogle's search terms window and then dared to click on the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. . . Why am I laughing my ass off at that U*Us ask? Just run a GOogle search on the question Was Abraham Lincoln a Unitarian*Universalist? and see just what The Emerson Avenger blog post about former U.S. President Abraham Lincoln is right under the ass of the less than chosen fates of aka lots of ALUUC. :-)

I am *also* laughing my U*U off at the fact that a blog post of Yet Another "Less Than Lucky" Unitarian*Universalist U*U known U*U World-wide as *the* Rev. Daniel Harper aka *the* Rev. Dan Harper aka Mr. CrankyPants aka Rev. CrankyAss, titled 'Friday The 13th?' in an ever so Unitarian questioning manner is just under *my* ass in GOogle rankings for that "less than lucky" GOogle search.

Maybe *some* sU*Uperstitious Triskaidekaphobic U*Us do dread Friday The 13th after all. . . The dreaded Dark Knight of the U*U World known U*U World-wide as The Emerson Avenger would like to believe aka wishfully think that he is doing his little bit to affirm and promote the sU*Uperstitious Triskaidekaphobia of the U*Us aka the Friday the 13th Phobia of the U*Us.

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