The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here -

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Jimmy Buffet Buffets The Hole-Wide U*U World Tonight With 'The Asshole Song'. . .

Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...

Were U*U born an asshole?
Or did U*U work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause U*U're an asshole tonight.

Yes U*U're an A*S*S*H*O*L*E...
And don't U*U try to blame it on me.
U*U deserve all the credit.
U*U're an asshole tonight.

U*U were an asshole yesterday.
U*U're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
U*U'll be an asshole the rest of U*Ur life. . .

And I was talkin' to U*Ur mother*
just the other night.
I told her I thought U*U were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think U*U're right."

And all U*Ur friends are assholes
'cause U*U've known them U*Ur whole life.
And somebody told me
U*U've got an asshole for a wife.

Were U*U born an asshole?
Or did U*U work at it U*Ur whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause U*U're an a*a*a*ass... hole tonight.

* as in Mother SU*Uperior of insulting and abusive U*U "nuns" like Rev. Victoria Weinstein aka Peacebang. . .

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