The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: http://revelationisnotsealed.homestead.com - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: http://creationday.homestead.com - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here - http://www.takecourage.org/defining.htm

Monday, March 09, 2009

The Almighty God Answers A Prayer Of The Emerson Avengah aka The Reverend Doctor Eric Theodore Cartman III On His 'Stuff God Hates' Blog

Speak of the Devil!

Well speaking of *The* Reverend Avenger aka The Emerson Avengah aka The Reverend Doctor Eric Theodore Cartman III anyway. . .
*I* just received word from The Almighty God that He has deigned to answer my prayer aka my ever so polite suggestion that He tell everybody in the whole wide world why He hates The Westboro Baptist Church on the 68th blog post of His 'Stuff God Hates' blog. Prepare thyself, he and/or she who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF, in response to a petitionary prayer aka polite suggestion of your's truly aka The Reverend Doctor Eric Theodore Cartman III. Here is the comment that I left on The Almighty God's 'Stuff God Hates' blog. Hopefully He will see *fit* to post it as living proof that He occasionally answers prayers submitted to his suggestion box -

Dear Almighty God,

Thank you so much for answering my prayer to let everyone know how much you hate the The Westboro Baptist Church on your awesomely powerful, if not omnipotent, Stuff God Hates blog. I know that some people don't believe that you answer prayers but here is living proof*. I will spread this good news aka gospel around a bit by proselytizing it for you on other blogs and giving it a thumb's up review on StumbleUpon.

In Faith,

Rev. Dr. Eric T. Cartman III

* Anyone who doesn't believe that I asked The Almighty God to create this particular Stuff God Hates blog post via my direct line to The Almighty God can just ask him. He will *confirm* that it is indeed God's Own Truth that *the* Rev. Dr. Eric Cartman III politely suggested it to him a while back. It took The Almighty God a bit longer than Six Days to get around to it, and possibly even longer than than the Six Days that it took him to create the whole world to create it, but He none-the-less managed to answer my prayer in well under Forty Days from the date that I uttered it which was Feb 27, 2009, at 3:16pm EST. I keep track of these things not unlike The Almighty God keeps track of things like The Westboro Baptist Church. . .

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