The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: http://revelationisnotsealed.homestead.com - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: http://creationday.homestead.com - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here - http://www.takecourage.org/defining.htm

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

STANDING ON THE SIDE OF LOVE FOR BIG FAT U*U "TWITTERATI" UU HULK. . .

The Emerson Avenger has been taking the piss out of outrageously hypocritical U*Us for years now so it is not surprising that -

EMERSON AVENGER POSITIVELY LUV UU HULK -
EVEN WANT TO SHARE *DIGITAL* DNA WITH UU HULK

That's right U*Us, it sure is FUN to see yet another Unitarian*Universalist Super Hero ever so iconoclastically SMASHING up the U*U World a bit. . .

It seems that the anonymous, or at least pseudonymous, Big Fat U*U Twitterati known U*U World-wide as UU HULK is an ordained U*U minister who has been interviewed by the UUA's very aptly named Ministerial *Fellowship* Committee "2 TIME" because his and/or her altar-ego BRUUCE BANNER-PARADE "SCREW UP" first time.

The Emerson Avenger believes that it is within *possibility* that UU HULK *may* actually be a rather cheeky female U*U minister who has cheekily left a clue to her "real life" identity in her Twitter profile -

UU HULK IS ANN...ANONU..NO ONE KNOW WHO UU HULK IS! HULK SMASH PUNY HUMANISTS!


It seems to me that UU HULK *could* be one Rev. Ann _________

No U*Us?

So just how many U*U ministers fit *that* possible description?

Well a little bit of free and (ir)responsible Googling around finds several female U*U ministers who *could* be called "Rev. Ann". . .

There is Rev. Ann C. Fox of the Unitarian Universalist Society of Fairhaven Massachusetts aka the Unitarian Memorial Church.

There is Rev. Ann Marie Alderman of the Unitarian Universalist Congregation of Greenville NC! (sic)

There is Rev. Ann Schranz of the Monte Vista Unitarian Universalist Congregation

There is Rev. Ann Tyndall, (formerly?) of the Unitarian Church of Evanston Illinois aka Chicagoland.

There is Rev. Ann Benedetto of the Lakeland Unitarian Universalist Fellowship in New Jersey pronounced New Joys*ee.

There is Rev. Ann Jeanne Romanczuk, who has preached at the Unity Church-Unitarian, in St. Paul, Minnesota and is listed as a Community Minister aka chaplain at the Hennepin County Medical Centerin Minneapolis, but who seems not to be the minister of an actual U*U church at the moment.

There is even the Reverend Doctor Ann Peart, who was quite recently installed as president of the General Assembly of Unitarian and Free Christian Churches and is thus a rather un*usual suspect to be the *apparently* American UU HULK.

And last, butt by no means least U*Us. . . there is one Rev. Ann Fuller, of the Unitarian Universalist Church of Brevard Florida which, interestingly enough, has a Twitter account. . .

Butt of course The Emerson Avenger's Big Fat U*U IntU*Uition that the brand-spanking new U*U Super Hero UU HULK *might* be a female U*U minister who *could* be known as "Rev. Ann" is nothing butt Big Fat U*U SpecU*Ulation on his part. For all *I* know the U*U Super Hero known as UU HULK might be a male U*U minister, or might not even be a U*U minister at all. . .

Indeed the whole ANN thing, to say nothing of the "SEE MFC 2 TIME" thing, just might be a Big Fat U*U Red Herring.

Ann so it goes. . .

to more or less quote one of my all-time favorite famous U*Us Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

P.S. Don't you just LOVE the ever so interconnected and interdependent web of U*U existence on the internet U*Us? :-)

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