Could It Be Peacebang? Who Will Pick Up The Proverbial Torch From Philocrites aka UU World Magazine Editor Chris Walton?
The Emerson Avenger simply cannot restrain himself from waggishly suggesting that maybe just maybe Peacebang could pick up Philocrites' torch. After all, she *could* find it quite U*Useful to anally impale some hapless victim on if nothing else. . .
Here is the comment that I just submitted for Rev. Sean's Big Fat U*U Approval -
to “So Long, Philocrites.”
Rev. Sean goes on to say -
"What form will the conversation take now?
Who will ask the wonderful hard questions and stir the pot of controversy so thinking Unitarian Universalists will grapple with questions of identity and direction?"
In light of those "less than subtle" hints from Rev. Sean that perhaps The Emerson Avenger himself should pick up Philocrite's torch, the once and future Emerson Impaler *is* seriously considering doing exactly that, and stirring up the pot of Big Fat U*U Controversy by anally impaling some U*U Hypocrites on Philocrites' Big Fat U*U Torch, not that The Emerson Impaler doesn't have other Bigger and Fatter things to anally impale hypocritical U*Us on. . . In fact The Emerson Impaler is eagerly expecting a shipment of NO DONG EH? missiles from North Korea* which he *could* use to anally impale Big Fat U*U Hypocrites on *IF* he does not use them to deliver a Big Fat NU*Uclear Device or two to *somewhere* in the U*U World in 2010.
* aka The Tiny Declining Fringe Country™
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