The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here -

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Could It Be Peacebang? Who Will Pick Up The Proverbial Torch From Philocrites aka UU World Magazine Editor Chris Walton?

Rev. Sean Dennison Parker has chosen the DU*Ubious U*U Fate aka made the Big Fat U*U Mistake of publicly asking who will pick up the proverbial U*U torch of Big Fat U*U U*Uber-blogger Chris Walton aka Philocrites on the 'So Long, Philocrites' post of his Ministrare blog.

The Emerson Avenger simply cannot restrain himself from waggishly suggesting that maybe just maybe Peacebang could pick up Philocrites' torch. After all, she *could* find it quite U*Useful to anally impale some hapless victim on if nothing else. . .

Here is the comment that I just submitted for Rev. Sean's Big Fat U*U Approval -

to “So Long, Philocrites.”

  1. Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    “who will pick up the torch?”

    Can U*Us say Peacebang? :-)

Rev. Sean goes on to say -

"What form will the conversation take now?

Who will ask the wonderful hard questions and stir the pot of controversy so thinking Unitarian Universalists will grapple with questions of identity and direction?"

In light of those "less than subtle" hints from Rev. Sean that perhaps The Emerson Avenger himself should pick up Philocrite's torch, the once and future Emerson Impaler *is* seriously considering doing exactly that, and stirring up the pot of Big Fat U*U Controversy by anally impaling some U*U Hypocrites on Philocrites' Big Fat U*U Torch, not that The Emerson Impaler doesn't have other Bigger and Fatter things to anally impale hypocritical U*Us on. . . In fact The Emerson Impaler is eagerly expecting a shipment of NO DONG EH? missiles from North Korea* which he *could* use to anally impale Big Fat U*U Hypocrites on *IF* he does not use them to deliver a Big Fat NU*Uclear Device or two to *somewhere* in the U*U World in 2010.

* aka The Tiny Declining Fringe Country™

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