If You U*Us Think Something Small Cannot Make A Difference Try Going To Sleep With A de Havilland Mosquito Fighter Bomber In The Room. . .

Yes U*Us, as an (in)direct result of interacting with woodworker and U*U blogger Doug Stowe in the interconnected web of the U*U blogosphere I have been inspired to make a New Year's Resolution to acquire a squadron or two of beautifully handcrafted and amazingly cost-effective wooden de Havilland Mosquito fighter bombers to provide some sleepless nights to hypocritical U*Us by "buzzing" them all night long, if not dropping the occasional bomb on them. . .

Here is the quite educational and entertaining Emerson Avenger comment that persistent and repetitive woodworking teacher Doug Stowe saw fit to post to the 'repeating myself' post of his 'Wisdom of the Hands' blog today, which responsed to a teacher named Mario -

Thanks for compliment affirming and promoting my free and responsible speaking of the truth Mario.

I have been "teaching lessons" to hypocritical Unitarian*Universalists for long enough to know how right *I* am too. ;-)

I certainly encourage Doug to keep on repeating himself in terms of *his* "alternative spiritual practice" not only in the general sense but also specifically in terms of how the interconnected web of the internet works. Doug, if you say pretty much the same thing, but in different ways using different key words in tour blog posts (especially the title which becomes the automatically generated URL of the blog post), more people will visit your excellent web site and read your important message(s) that I do believe people need to hear. It works for the ever so persistent "Mosquito" of the U*U World The Emerson Avenger. :-)

Come to think of it. . . and this really did only come to mind now as a result of writing this blog post. The U*U Jihad Air Farce will make a point of acquiring a squadron or two of beautifully hand-crafted wooden de Havilland Mosquito fighter-bombers in 2010 to assist The Emerson Avenger in his persistently annoying lesson teaching.

As they say -

If U*Us think something small cannot make a difference, try going to sleep with a de Havilland Mosquito in de room. :-)

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For the broken U*U record here are some variations of that bon mot aka epigram about how something small, perhaps even a tiny fringy One Man Army. . . *can* make a difference if it makes enough annoying noise and delivers the occasional *sting*. . .

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito." - His Holiness, the Dalai Lama

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a closed room with a mosquito" - African Proverb*

"If you think you're too small to make a difference, you've obviously never been in bed with a mosquito." - Michelle Walker

"Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference has never tried to fall asleep with a mosquito in the room." - Christie Todd Whitman

"If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito."

and

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, you've never been in bed with a mosquito." - Anita Roddick


"If you think you're too small to make a difference, then you haven't spent a night in bed with a mosquito." - Beth Kanter

It occurs to me *now* that in their capacity as a Big Fat U*U Bombers the U*U Jihad Air Farce's de Havilland Mosquito fighter bombers *could* shake U*Us all night long. . . :-)





More annoying quotes inspired by de Havilland Mosquito fighter bombers -

"I see myself as a roving mosquito, choosing it's target." - Kenneth Williams

"I am rather like a mosquito in a nudist camp; I know what I ought to do, but I don't know where to begin." - Stephen Bayne

In light of the *surplus* of Big Fat U*U Ammunition that hypocritical U*Us keep handing him, The Emerson Avenger could say pretty much the same thing. . .



* I am not sure who that African Proverb guy is but he really *should* be ashamed at plagiarizing His Holiness The Dalai Lama. I mean anyone can see that all he did was embellish what the Dalia Lama said by adding the phrase "in a closed room" to his original words and ideas. No U*Us?