The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: http://revelationisnotsealed.homestead.com - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: http://creationday.homestead.com - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here - http://www.takecourage.org/defining.htm

Saturday, January 02, 2010

YRUU Young Religious Unitarian*Universalists *Could* Raise Money To Buy Nuclear Bombs If They Wanted To. . . *Technically* Speaking Of Course.

Butt don't take my word for it U*Us.

Take former YRUU U*U Donald Wilson's word for it as (in)appropriately posted to Jim Sechrest's 'Understanding the UUA's viewpoint' post to the Big Fat U*U Wasteland of the pretty much fried aka blown FUUSE website/blog -

"YRUU could raise money to buy nuclear bombs if they'd wanted. Technically, they still could."

Donald Wilson

Friday, January 01 2010 @ 10:07 AM PST

Now *that's* what I call starting off the New Year with a Big Fat U*U Bang aka dropping a bomb on U*Us!

Paranoidly delU*Usional U*Us *might* want to consider the very U*Unreal possibility that The Emerson Avenger *could* raise some Monopoly money to purchase aka procure some nuclear bombs aka nU*Uclear weapons from his very good friend and ally aka "Partner In War Crimes" The Wonderful Wizard of U*Us and *could* choose the fate of ordering his Loyally Canadian U*U Jihad Air Farce* to deliver a Big Fat NU*Uclear Device or two to *somewhere* in the Big Fat U*U World** sometime in 2010. . .

Hopefully this hU*Umorous Emerson Avenger blog post won't have UUA President Peter Morales reaching for his submachine gun. . .

U*Us know the one. . .

No U*Us?

The submachine gun that UUA President Peter Morales has ass*ured U*Us in general, and "less than competent" UUA staff in particular. . . that he won't shoot up The Place That Reeks Of Privilege And Hierarchy aka 25 Beacon Street with. Butt don`t take my word for it U*Us take President Peter Morales' word for it as it was presumably quite reliably reported by UU World editor Christopher Walton in the 'Board welcomes Morales, asks about new relationship' post of the UU World magazine's General Assembly blog on Monday, June 29, 2009 -

Tom Loughrey, the new UUA secretary and trustee from the Pacific Southwest District*, asked about staff anxieties about a new administration. Morales said he would meet soon with the UUA's staff and Leadership Council. "I've been through the U*U Drill before," he said. "There's always some anxiety — and it's not *all* bad. There's a kind of anxiety that brings heightened awareness. My style is, I don't come in with a submachine gun and shoot the place up. But there will be some changes."

"I like to talk about the distinction between Big Fat U*U Anxiety and Big Fat U*U Panic," President Morales continued.

"Desmond Ravenstone ass*ures me that a certain kind of U*Urgency can be invigorating and healthy, if not safe, sane, and con*sensual.
I want to bring some of that atmosphere *into* the Ass*ociation."

Executive *Vice* President Kay Montgomery said that the staff has been anxious on two fronts: feeling grief about former President William G. Sinkford's alleged clergy sexual misconduct, and feeling absolU*Utely terrified of The Emerson Avenger's "less than secret" nU*Uclear weapons. "I want to affirm Peter's comments that a certain amount of urgency and anxiety will be healthy," she added.

end quote :-)

Maybe UUA Executive *Vice* President Kay Montgomery, and other U*Urgently anxious aka paranoid UUA staff, should take a Big Fat U*U Cue from the evidently anxiety ridden, if not panic disordered. . . Rev. Diane Rollert of the Unitarian Church of Montreal and seek a restraining order against President Morales just to be sU*Ure. After all someone who talks about shooting up 25 Beacon Street with a submachine gun *might* just "snap" down the road a bit and decide to commit a serious personal injury offence against UUA Executive *Vice* President Kay Montgomery and other "less than excellent" UUA staff *one* "less than perfect" day.

No U*Us?

I mean it *could* happen couldn't it?

Just like Young Religious Unitarian*Universalists aka Y R you U*Us anyway? *could* raise money to buy nuclear bombs from The Wonderful Wizard of U*Us or some "less than ethical" aka corrupt disgruntled general in Russia, or China, or North Korea or Pakistan or America for that matter *IF* they wanted to. Or disgruntled YR U*Us could just leave the UUA in a huff and join that *other* "tiny, declining, fringe religion" known U*U World*wide and *real* world-wide as the Church Of The SubGenius where they *could* learn how to build an atomic bomb, technically speaking of course.

Come to think of it. . .

Maybe *outgoing* Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and some of *his* cronies would be only too happy to trade a few Iranian nuclear weapons, along with some SHAHAB-3 aka NO DONG EH? missiles to launch them with, to UUA President Bill Sinkford and other U*U psycho*phants in exchange for a one way ticket to Boston and sanctU*Uary in the Arlington Street Church where, with some persU*Uasion, the ravishing Desmond Ravenstone might be all too happy to whip his sorry ass with his Big Fat U*U Bullwhip.

The Emerson Avenger would like to point out that a certain amount of urgency and anxiety in finally getting around to responsibly responding to Robin Edgar's sucky demands for some real and tangible restorative justice for ALL victims of U*U clergy misconduct will U*Ultimately be healthy for "The Association" and the greater U*U World, assuming of course that the word "greater" can be realistically used to describe The Tiny Declining Fringe Religion.

Gotta love how the brand*spanking new word "nU*Uclear" *could* be interpreted as meaning New*Clear as in the Big Fat U*U Transparency of Big Fat U*U Glass Houses Of Worship and those foolish U*Us who throw Big Fat U*U Stones in or around them. . .

No U*Us?

FWIW Any U*U who is in the market for a Big Fat U*U Glass House *could* consider buying one with a little helping hand from defellowshipped U*U minister Rev. Calvin Oh Oh Dame.

U*Us know the guy.

That "Less Than Excellent" U*U minister who completely redefined, aka gave a brand spanking New*Clear meaning to, the term "Small Group Ministry".


* Typo/pun intended. It's a Canadian thing.

** aka The Tiny Declining Fringe Religion

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