The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: http://revelationisnotsealed.homestead.com - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: http://creationday.homestead.com - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here - http://www.takecourage.org/defining.htm

Sunday, January 03, 2010

Rev. Cynthia P. Cain Of Lexington Kentucky *Really* Thinks The Emerson Avenger Is The Big Fat U*U Transcendentalist Super Hero For Our Time!

Butt don't take *my* word for it U*Us.

Take *her* word for it as posted to the 'More things... poetry & poets' post of her 'A Jersey Girl in Kentucky blog' aka 'A Joisey Goil In Kentucky' blog which seems to be something of a "reincarnation" of her corpse-cold Unitarian Isten Aldjon Ya'll blog that she "less than poetically" trash-mouth ALL Republicans on a while back. . .

Without further ado here is the glowing praise that Rev. Cynthia P. Cain of the Unitarian*Universalist Church of Lexington, KY, (U*UCL, for short) handed out to The Emerson Avenger earlier today -

"I think poets are the heroes and heroines of our time. They are the ones who tell it like it is. By crafting reality, even the bitter and ugly of it, into something lyrical or poignant or vivid, they make us wiser, more alert, and more alive.

I write fiction, when I have time and space, but not poetry. I marvel at good poetry, and at good poets. In some ways they are Christ-like, for they take a lot of suffering upon themselves in order to do their work."

Even though I don't like Rev. Cynthia P. Cain much because she makes fun of Republicans in "a not nice way", and doesn't have the balls to admit to her "less than polite" Big Fat U*U Bigotry, I truly admire her taste in poets and enjoy the way she *reads* me. :-)

Speaking of reading things it occurs to my ever so creative and poetical word-smithing mind that U*UCL KY is pretty much an anagram for The Big Fat U*U Word -

LU*UCKY. . .

Why is it that the "luck of the U*Us" is always so "fucked up"?

Could it possibly be because too many *fucked up* U*Us make their own Big Fat U*U LU*UCK?

In honor of Rev. Cynthia P. Cain honoring me on her blog I have decided to reward her with a brand*spanking new Emerson Avenger poem aka limerick.

There was a U*U preacher from Kentucky
Who blogged that ALL Republicans are sucky
She painted Palin as "creepy" and "nasty"
And said Mitt Romney sounded like a Nazi
That KY U*U "less than lucky". . . :-)

How's *that* for telling it like it is by crafting Big Fat U*U Reality, even the bitter and U*Ugly of it, into something lyrical and/or poignant and/or vivid, in the hope of making U*Us wiser, more alert, and "less than corpse-cold"?

I do think that I will have to write a few more limericks about less than LU*UCKY U*Us, especially less than LU*UCKY "less than excellent" U*U ministers. I am sure that I could probably write at least half a dozen inspired by Peacebang alone. Let's see if I can whip up one real quick "anti-limerick" right now. . .

There once was a U*U "pastor" named Vicki
Whose blog posts could get a little icky
She demonized The Emerson Avenger
Even anally impaled a U.S. state Senator
Is it possible that Peacebang's a Big Fat U*U Sickie?

That's all for now folks.

More Big Fat U*U Poems and Limer*icks later. . .

One last thing before I go anally impale Peacebang on the Big Fat U*U Crucifix that failed miserably to "ward off" this libelously alleged or insinU*Uated "Super Vampire". . .

Rev. Cynthia P. Cain was born in 1955, and will soon be 55, maybe it is high time that she took stock of her "less than excellent" aka "not nice" rant against ALL Republicans and then got on with dredging up the modicum of moral courage required to admit to having made a Big Fat U*U "Mistake" and appropriately apologize to everyone who she offended with her 'OMG Mean People Do Suck' blog post, not the least of them being U*U Republicans. . . instead of just hiding the evidence by "memory holing" her insulting and defamatory, indeed demonizing and marginalizing, rant against ALL Republicans in an attempt to cover-up and hide her Big Fat U*U Indiscretion.

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